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Or Gettysburg, with Homan's head as the new Little Round Top.

Or Stalingrad....

They also pissed off the people they didn't want to piss off: bsky.app/profile/phoe...

Is Amanda Kessel still around?

Man, ICE Capades had really gone downhill.

We need Ken Burns

"Beloved Miranda, The infidel Wine Moms draw close. The light is fading. I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain. Yr lvng srvt, Gregory"

The dildo day (D-Day) offensive was a turing point in the war.

I don't think that the goons got past Purgatory Park in Minnetonka. And Chaska was too close to home, so

Ho Chi Minh is proud of the guerrilla tactics of the People's Republic of Minnetonka.

Bless Minnesotans❣️🥰💙💙💙

"Never get involved in a land war in the Midwest. Only slightly less well known is this. Never go in against a poaster when death is on the line!'"

Someone needs to make an graphic for Bovino’s march based on Minard’s famous map of Napoleon’s Russian campaign. www.sciencenorway.no/blog-blog-fr...

Vikings fans? Purple, reign.

They surrendered the battle of Stancilgrad

those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it #FuckICE

Reenactments of the retreat from Moscow are what we all need right now 🙄

Classic foible. Never invade Minnesota in the winter.

You think the Wine Moms would be louder upon approach, but they are a stealthy bunch. Not the Chardonnay Moms… they are used to distract and confuse the enemies.

😂

Comments here rule the internet.

And thus, like Napoleon and Hitler before him, he is defeated by winter. Also short. Talk about history repeating!

It's funny but ... bsky.app/profile/mari...

A brief history of the invasion of Minneapolis. Very brief.

Came here for this!

Another victory for the PTA! (Parent Teacher Army). 😇

Too bad Prince is gone. We’d have some killer music

I would give ten grand to the Kickstarter where Ken Burns and the Documentary Now! team team up to capture this insanity. 'Enemy at the Gates' but ICE in Minnesota (I mean, the irony is right there in the title...).

This is what happens when you don't study history. ICE is just lucky they didn't have to eat their horses ;)

Poetry

The River Volga culmination point all over again When will fascist learn

This post needs Ken Burns style documentary music and narration by David McCullough.

lovely work!

Can you imagine if Pete B did that. R heads would explode!

"What means do we have to thaw out these frozen, camo-riddled corpses?" *pregnant pause... one unzip sound, followed by a chorus of unzips...*

Reichsmarschall Miller had promised an air bridge for provisions, but had greatly overestimated the airforces capabilities after the WarSec fired everybody who couldn't do 200 pushups at command

😂

“The President has always led us to victory in the past…”

Minneapolis will be remembered in United States history as a turning point in the fight against fascism. Brava and Bravo!

Who said to him "If you didn't come to party, don't bother knockin' on people's doors."

Trump is regrouping as he always does when public opinion sinks too low. He will continue. The concentration camps he is building will be used

Will Stancil and the Wine Mom’s is my CSNY cover band

Retreating right as the weather warms up.

Casserole 🥘 PNW

Amen

I moved to MN 35 years ago and had to learn to stop saying "casserole".

It’s Caribou land, not Dunkin country

Hot dish, dontcha mean?

Napoleon in Russia, right down to the General’s height.

The ballad will be epic.

Sounds like the Nazis attacking Stalingrad during WWII

If he had only read his Napoleon.

🎵If you don' t like The world you're living in Take a look around At least you got friends🎵

rebel loon forces goin' crazy, punchin' a higher floor!

LOL this reads like a Stalingrad / Gettysburg / Pop culture mash up. Oh fuck ICE as always.

Cup O Noodles in your hotel room are the new horse meat.

@whstancil.bsky.social

Classic blunder of attacking as winter set in.

- and finally swarmed by Will Stancil–style reply guys and civic wine moms blowing moral-clarity whistles.

wine moms > soccer moms

🔥

There’s a big difference here: Napoleon was taller.

Best comment EVER. Well done!

“The federal agents were holding on by a string under a barrage of silicone phalluss.”

just showed and explained this visual to co workers yesterday in hopes of inspiring to make their data visualizations half as interesting but significantly less morbid.

When the troops heard that Marge Gunderson was on her way, they lost all hope.

💪

Now send Sherman to Oklahoma.

There will be trials …

Amen

Hands off Paisley Park 💜

A bridge too far.

The Subaru Outback and Honda Fit shall be synonymous with victory like a Mongolian Horse or a British Longbow.

Dang!

Timber or plain?

Sounds like some sort of short man’s syndrome I think there’s a term for it 😂

👍🏻⭐️👍🏻⭐️

Stancilgrad

Vizzini adds a new warning to "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." "Never go to war against winter wine moms in the winter."

Which according to historical accounts is only rivaled by eau du Trump 🤢

Sigh, has someone made a poster of Will Stancil on one of the Soviet propaganda posters?

Blunder even!

Never underestimate the wine moms with their whistles. They're a lot tougher than you'd think.

I thought Bovino had been grounded.

All the people responsible for bringing Gestapo masked militia into Minneapolis to assault ,maim, murder law abiding US citizens need to be charged and brought to justice

It ain’t over until it’s over. I’ve heard that they’ve been drawing down forever.

…and over the sixteen months between then and the western invasion, the territory controlled by ICE was reduced to half of its greatest extent…

He tried - ultimately he 'fell short'. <- too soon?

U the man.

😂

Someone on here called it Stancilgrad. Seems apt.

Don’t forget Fit, Will’s trusty steed!

You forgot the frogs and the dinosaurs! 🤣 and want there a pickle?

Scared off cuz all the wine moms were taller than him.

Perfect!!!

Oh! War stories! Let me get the popcorn…

😅👍👆

WMDs wine moms of destruction

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Ah yes! The 1776 Battle of the Baggage Claim at LAX trump talked about. 🤪😁

Say what you must about Will, he read the mission statement from end to end.

This is very funny.