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hey fat lips, some of us were born before you.

Wtaf Going to get a little “mission accomplished” banner too?

I may have to actually laugh at how insane sounding this is

I feel like this administration's plans for Iran are somewhere in the INXS "Need You Tonight/Mediate" video. Just need the Press Secretary to hold up some cue cards to toss to the side... Obliterate Exaggerate Reprobate Desperate Degenerate Incinerate Decimate Ultimate

Lol! Didn't she just say "Trump lives in reality." Cuz that's not how it works bimbo!

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More evidence for the coming trials.

Double secret unconditional surrender

She’s a complete whack job. @chriscillizza.bsky.social @jaketapper.bsky.social @oliverdarcy.bsky.social The media need to say that and stop whitewashing this bs. Cc @aoc.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Netanyahu wants this war and Trump follow his order. Kushner is looking for new estates….

Iran never posed a threat to the United States and the Israeli government hasn’t tole him what our goals are.

I thought he was just gonna change the leader?

has she explained why Iranian school children are a threat to our security?

Never underestimate your enemy. Opposing forces study their adversary and adjust their tactics. An enemy that seems ineffective at first may evolve and become more dangerous as the conflict continues. In the war against Iran, prolonged resistance is a certainty.

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When the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars...

This girl's brain is wrong, just wrong. 🚬😎

s/commander in chief/delusional corrupt fuckwit wannabe autocrat/

These people are gonna get many Americans killed

No, she has a thing for shoulder pads.

The word-smithing is amazing!

Translation: when Donny gets bored of this and tries to taco his way out of it and that only makes things worse, he’ll declare victory and pretend the world isn’t burning.

Donald Drumpf - Epic Fuckwit.

And just what are the goals? Kind of important to establish those in advance.

Obergruppenfuhrer Leavitt is spitting bullshit as usual.

I mean they can say that iran surrended unconditionally. And not one iranian has to do it. Straight, blatant, obvious lie is... what they do best. They can declare it and most of maga wouldn't have a clue if it was true or not.

I read that as a different word and agreed with you.

She says something deranged every day.

🎯

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Victory is at Hand !!! bsky.app/profile/clay...

If not by the end of next Monday....his phone is lighting up w/ calls from his billionaire CEO friends!!

And then there will be the Board of Peace 2.0 with big corp crawling all over it trying to secure the massive contracts to rebuild the country. Of course, the President will have his fingers in all those rich pies!😉

Just a couple of child rapists having a chuckle over some child rapey stuff.

Iran is kicking Israel’s ass right now. I’m sure you’re thrilled. A bunch of dead Israelis because they have a corrupt piece of shit Prime Minister who keeps his country at war to stay in power.

The only way that will happen is if he uses Israel’s nukes. Iran is much bigger than Gaza and can fight back.

BINGO!

Putin and Netanyahu need to work out a custody arrangement regarding Trump.

Dont forget MB$.

And in the process I fear he will resort to using an illegal nuclear weapon, tragically (and ironically)

Exactly.

Maybe George Bush kept that "victory" banner he hung on a war ship the last time an ill-conceived war resulted in America placing its tale between its legs and departing a blown up mess in the Middle East.

Yup.

Orwellian

You spelled that fourth word wrong.

Oh, she's the "Sadie Mae Glutz" of this cult, for sure.

A billion dollars per day being spent also means companies are receiving a billion dollars per day. Follow the money - who’s taking in a billion dollars a day?

la froideur et l’arrogance peinte sur le visage de cette poupée gonflable... ça fait flipper. trump à réussi à faire ressortir cette laideur crasse même des plus belles femmes de son entourage.. vraiment ce type est d'une incroyable malfaisance !

OK. So now we can say people have surrendered when they haven't. Such omnipotence.

😂

Dozy Donnie looking for an off-ramp?

I’m surprised that cross hasn’t burn a hole in her despicable neck.

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Umm... That's not how war works. So much hubris, so much stupidity.

Can anyone picture Donaldson, Rather, or any of the other real reporters who worked the WH accepting this dreck without massive, loud, and assertive pushback?!

I see.

Like how rapists explain mutual consent. That checks.

That is not how this works!

Um . . . You mean just like on February 27, 2026?

Is she real?

Those goals shift and change more than the sands in a breezy desert. 🙄

Making a path to his withdrawal followed by a claim of victory

🤣 made my day!

Perfect!

"When he as commander in chief determines that the US no longer poses a threat to the him and the goals of Project 2025 have been fully realized, then MAGA will essentially be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they admit it to themselves or not"

WTF is happening with the shape of her head?

OMG! Epic Fury? I remember him. He was Trump’s favorite drag queen on Epstein isle.

and it certainly would be make its way towards the Darwin Awards Excuse Festival for 2026, for sure.

Can she ever just go away?

She is so full of bullshit.

That’s the most ‘she wanted me’ thing I’ve heard from the Fed, ever.

Insanity.

They're on a need-to-know basis

"..be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they say it themselves or not"

🤡🤡

Does Leavitt ever really listen to or "think" about what she says??? Or does the cabinet cabal sit around the table and pat each other on the back saying- "yeah! That's it. The masses will just eat it up!"

"When he as commander in chief determines that Iran no longer poses a threat to the US and the goals of Operation Epic Fury have been fully realized, then Iran will essentially be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they say it themselves or not" == trump will declare RE-OBLITERIZATION!

Translation: Trump is already bored.

So basically...when it no longer suits him politically. After the midterms, definitely. Probably after the 2030 primaries.

Translation: 🌮 TACO is back peddling AGAIN on a war we shouldn’t have started. He will claim 'victory' now because Operation Epic Fury was a complete and total failure and he likely just made things worse.

When I, as a Celtics fan, determine that the rest of the NBA does not pose a threat, I will award the Celtics the Larry O'Brien Trophy, whether Adam Silver or the rest of the NBA clubs agree or not. #25thAmendmentNow

Fat chance of any of that happening. Delusional

She talks of “He” as a deity…rather than a fat naked wannabe Emperor

This war is costing US taxpayers $890 million per day. Where the hell is Congress? Why are they allowing this to go on? Does Congress control the purse strings or not? Trump dragged the US into an unnecessary war with no end goal.

they never stop with the rape metaphors

Leavitt is the forever Epic Fury 🤡

Good god We were launched into a war and this crazy can’t reset to a few facts??

Ms. Leavitt falsely assumes she is auditioning for a spot on FOX Lies. By the time she is done with this administration she will struggle to find a position as second advertising for the next miracle cure for corns and dandruff. A person can only loose so much credibility.

Its like watching the movie Baby Boss! Administration is like a bunch of 2 yr olds!

I wonder what state she’ll be governor of

By Paweł Kuczyński

The only win for the US is regime change come about by free, fair and unhindered elections, anything else will be an Iranian win

That's some Orwellian bullshit

She’s like that being in Hitchhiker’s Guide who thinks if it covers its eyes you can’t see it.

Just more convoluted word salad from the orange pedophile’s stupid, Botoxed mouthpiece. #DonsDeadlyDistraction™️

Unlike Venezuela, Iran likes to fuck shit up. Someone probably should have told Trump that.

The U.S. government website is the new 4 Chan.

I wish another woman about her size would punch her in her dirty, lying mouth.

America is the king of hubris

I - wut?

Iran would have make it more difficult to built a luxurious riviera in Gaza on the skeletons of the Palestinians murdered during the genocide that is resuming as we speak. 🤮

She's telling us in advance that Trump is just gonna walk away when he is done. Because when he says it's over, they will all think it is over but it'll all be far from over.

They just make up stuff and say it is true. Crazy?

How does one surrender from not a war?

And those goals would be . . . ?

And those goals are..?

“You can’t surrender yet! *I’ll* tell you when you’re surrendering!”

In other words. Their country will be destroyed if he and Isreal continues to need to beat their own chest and tell themselves they are big boys.

Waiting for her to say, “…and live from New York, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!”

.........fucking what?

Leavitt is a fucking idiot. I can’t stand her smug face when regurgitating all the stupid things Trump says. She’s a loyal cult member and I can’t wait for karma to catch up with her.

She’s a damned idiot.

Her speech labels her a bimbo, whether she admits it to herself or not. Critique the acts not the person.