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He thinks he's in a comedy club testing jokes for his sit down comedian routine.

25 percent is hardly popular you blatant liar

Will it fit 300 million people inside? Asking for 300 million people.

Is the ballroom built in Kevlar??? Fucking dumbass

Hey Donnie I, you tore down The East Wing and destroyed the safe room. That's your problem, not ours. How about less balls and functions and you stay in the Oval Office and figure out how to lower prices and get us out of the wars you started?

Israel has one just like the one he wants. #47 seems to have ballroom/bomb shelter envy.

Trump bankrupted 6 hotel casinos. He is NOT good at ballrooms. Maybe bathrooms?

His Russian ballroom is going to be his personal bunker when the next POTUS tries to drag him out.

"I'm good at ballrooms."

No, it hasn’t. That isn’t true.

Are they building them everywhere like those automobile plants?

Build him a personal one. I'll chip in. Tell him he can keep it.

If he's so good at them, why does the cost of his keep going up?

Does he even know what a ballroom is???

His approval drops a percentage point every time he mentions it, but here he is, undeterred. But like, I didn't quit drinking because people around me disliked it or were worried about me, so I understand the stupid as shit addled mind behavior.

Can we send the ballroom to the Strait of Hormuz?

Surely there is a prison somewhere with a room big enough, that you can tart up with gold plastic & dump him in it, with a toy phone! He is past being able to tell reality from fantasy!

Why not publish the specifications, Donny, so the Iranians can copy it?

The fact he’s so invested in this f*cking ballroom tells me he’s seeking a third term. Why would you give a f*ck if you won’t be around?

OK, let’s be honest. I have absolutely no business being Commander-in-Chief. I have no idea what I’m doing. But if I quit the job, the Democrats are going to have me arrested and thrown in jail.

Translation: “Netanyahu has an iron dome & I want one too, but mine will be better, the likes of which nobody has ever seen” blah blah 🙄

Pig

"im good at ballrooms". Maybe so, but you're bad at governing and being president

That “ball room” CANNOT REPEL THE DISGUST that the WORLD has for you tRUMPSTEIN !

With what fucking crowd that he talks to has this become “very popular”?

Looks at these puffy Down syndrome eyes, my gahd.

Does this mean that Trump can’t golf or go to ufc fights anymore? No ballrooms there right? 🤣

Methinks the WH is already pretty well fortified and secure without a ballroom.

tRuMp’S job… it’s just ‘ballroom’

The straightjacket crowd is cheering and clapping your ballroom 🤡

I have my doubts.

WTF

I'm a worthless POS

Seems he's saying: I'm not good at POTUS, Ballrooms are my thing.

For a guy who wants to spend all his time outside on a golf course he seems weirdly obsessed with a building that can repel weapons

"It has become really popular."? Does this mean that everyone will have a bulletproof ballroom?

Popular????? Maybe within his “world “.

HE IS NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING EXCEPT BS

Mad as a balloon

Awww no, it’s not popular at all

I think it attracts Semtex, but maybe that’s just me.

Mf'r

How many more days do we need to go through this America???

The World Trade Center towers would still be standing if only we had encased them in ballroom.

I’m going to immediately start building a ballroom in my backyard. Says every MAGA twit.

Omg cmon someone help me make sense of this.

I feel like Orange Guy is planning on staying there, holed up in the White House complex, with an occasional trip to a nearby DC golf course that he takes over.That way he can ignore the will of the people, no matter what.

Jesus Christ almighty.

Popular in YOUR squirrel-gnawed brain, perhaps.

Can we send the ballroom to open the Strait of Hormuz?

Has anyone actually done a poll on the ballroom? I have doubts this is true!!😂😨🫪

Ballroom=nuclear bunker

Does he know he’s going to have to leave it behind when his term is up and a Democratic president will take charge of it?

I can spot the ballroom on the cognitive test. The first one they show you a ballroom an airplane and a church and say pick the ballroom and I say well I’m Jesus so I know which is the church and they say “you’re so funny sir” and then of course I pick the ballroom. No other president could do that.

What he's really saying is he's building a temple to his own vanity.

Chipboard and plaster.

That is a peak example of #FakeNews

Trump: I’m good at ballrooms and grift! Now give my pudding cup I’m ready to go nap the rest of the day.

"I'm good at ballrooms." Okay, grandpa, let's get you to bed...

Why are people laughing? Those aren’t jokes.

LOSER IN CHIEF

It'll be the first ballroom to go bankrupt with him in charge.

So out of touch with reality. Sad and infuriating. The audience should just walk out en masse. Then Donald will diss them on social media and maybe some MAGA eyes will be opened.

How many weapons can his golf clubs repel on the wide open courses he plays on?

3 lies in a row. And nobody blinks.

This pedophile president tuby47 is building this bunker so they can't drag his fat ass out,,he has no intention of leaving

citation required, lol

got to be soul sucking to have a FULL TIME job to only feed this numbskull ONLY what he wants to hear, and desperately try to shield him from NEGATIVE polls to placate his tendency to TANTRUM and to soothe his fragile ego.

1 billion dollars. A bargain. - He's got balls to even talk about this useless ballroom! I hope this ballroom will become Trump's Taj Mahal!

It’s one of those kinetic tactical ballrooms.

Nobody seems to mind that Hair Pedo-Furor revealed highly classified information that a command & control bunker was located under the East Wing. If Biden had done that, well... We all know the answer to that.

bsky.app/profile/they...

If your ballroom needs to repel weapons, you might be doing something wrong.

no doubt it's popular in his circle, I'm sure he's loving the kickbacks, as are his construction friends. Biggest con in US history.

How will he get McDonald’s delivered through the blockade?

“The U.S. military is upgrading White House facilities for the new East Wing, the administration said on Monday, after President Donald Trump said the ballroom would be built atop a "massive" fortified complex…” www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

Might be good ballroom..lol, but isn't worth a fuck as president.

The ballroom is only popular with the sycophants kissing his backside.

You are good at ballrooms if they are for storing national secrets that you stole. You are good at bathrooms too.

Actually, it’s really great that the dude can’t stop talking about his stupid ballroom. Keep talking about it, sir, right up until November, because as you say, it’s “become very popular.”🤦‍♂️

Track record in construction and business would say otherwise, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself. The Chicago condo fiasco was close to like $300M in debt. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

"Obama and Biden never did a ballroom that could repel this many types of weapons."

We don't need a president whose good at building ballrooms.

You are good at asshole.

I'm better at ballrooms

President Trump in the ballroom with a dementia care team.

This guy is not reading the room right. Or, perhaps, he’s losing it in plain sight…

What a f*****g loser

Preview of the first event to be held in the “ballroom.”

I would like to test this theory

Dementia Don is great at BALLS! A lot people have said how great it is in his delusions. I simply can't believe this idiot is what the GOP are losing their career for. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lunacy

Trump boys just throwing ninja stars against marble

Huh? His sundowner mental Health issues due to age are really starting earlier I saw him walk off the copter & he can walk in a straight line Is this who needs to be negotiating for peace?

Someone (non violently) get rid of this asshole already.

He looks like shit.

He looks like shit.

Yet Trump is the most disastrous, World-altering weapon the White House has ever seen. In fact the most disastrous weapon this continent has ever seen.

Nothing helps if your security sucks. You got lucky with the last one.

I guess we're going to start replacing tanks with ballrooms on tracks.

Right. Glass that is six inches thick. Still not as thick as him.

Fantastic...that's going to be great for Americans by and large.

We are all being played.

Are they gonna live test it....just asking😆😆😆

"Null Semantic Value" came from a Heinlein novel. The AI says that to humans

I’ll never understand the people that have loved Trump for 10+ years, for a lot of reasons, but thinking this ballroom dandy billionaire is a man of the people is ludicrous

It's a bunker, not a ballroom. They're prepping for mass destruction.

Siege. If it’s hard to get in, it’s hard to get OUT.

It's not popular Demented Delusional Donald!

Popular only in his demented mind.

That's no ballroom.

Ceaușescu was better at ballrooms.

WTF?? 🤬

I don’t think I’ve ever heard an event venue hyped primarily on its resistance to weapons

"It's an honor to be involved" What a demented 🤡

There was a very "popular" ballroom in Versailles. How'd that work out?

Every day is Ballroom Day in these United States. Is there "Build The Ballroom" merch? I'm sure his most masculine supporters would love to wear that t-shirt.