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B-b-but there is a successful ongoing blockade.

Ok Grandpa eat your dinner

Look at all the action in one of the world's busiest shipping passages.

And Iran's military is in shambles, but at the same time it's largely intact, because we actually left their military alone, and most people would be surprised to hear that. 🙄

A rare case when no nuance whatsoever is needed as there is no way you can overestimate how stupid this guy is.

Does he think that we believe everything that comes out of his mouth? Does he believe his own lies so much that he thinks everybody else believes it too?

Can someone make a compilation of all the times he insisted the strait is closed?

Sneaking out a tiny percentage of the previous daily ship count is not open, dumbass.

You can always count on him to lie.

Was the strait on double secret probation??

His business bring a lot, then he pay everyone, and then he keeps the rest

Ahhhh the age old “you just didn’t know about it” routine. Quite similar to double secret probation.

It’s open in my imagination! So dangerously unfit for office. Of course little or no follow up I assume.

Yeah, tons of water has flowed through it.

He needs to go.

Quantum oil transportation

Then why are gas prices still so high?

#LIAR ‼️

I WON THE LOTTERY...... just that nobody knows it yet.

Oh ok then

I must confess: I have been on the cover of Vogue for a number of months now, and you just didn't know about it. Also, they were secret issues.

It's entertaining listening to him. I always wonder who they are, the people who believe him?

Pretty sure all the ships stalled in the Strait didn’t know it either. He is the dumbest man to ever serve as president.

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Grandpa just making things up again. Must be naptime!

Does ANYBODY call him on this BS?

Double secret probation, sir?

Prove it

Is there an "open/closed" section on his cognitive exams?

Speechless....

Didn’t he say that the US Navy put a blockade on the Strait? This isn’t the fog of war; it’s the fog of a diseased mind.

I apologize. It’s called marine traffic.org.

There is a map and chart of vessels and traffic on marine.org… he is a fucking liar!! I look at it every day….

WTF? who's on first?

While this might look like a rhetorical question, it ain't.

Is it me, or does he seem particularly unwell/demented today?

The Strait is open. High oil prices are just a mirage. Shortages of jet fuel are imaginary. Only Donald knows what is really happening. He lies like he breathes. What a crock of BS.

"And I never lie" Donald J Treason

What else don't we know about?

WOW!!! The entire world has been lying to you.

So there, you dum(b) media

Hundreds of millions of barrels. JFC

Super double secret open Strait?

Some North Korea style lying propaganda there…

Just like the Democrats in the Senate are using the issue of whether or not Biden won the 2020 election as a litmus test, members of the public should be asked if they believe a single word this guy says. If they do, they don't get to be on social media or operate large machinery.

The strait is open. You may go about your business. Move along.

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

A 5 is just an upside down 2.

We are at "the price of gas has been LOWERED to $5 - under Biden and Obama it was much higher"

In about 2 weeks!

The “DELUSION” is strong in that one.

"and I've got big hands and a big penis, you just never knew."

...and my girlfriend lives in Canada.

Huh? Even if SofaKingDumbistan was ever correct, in a pre-“amazing military move” world, about 140 to 150 million barrels of oil travelled through the Strait of Hormuz every WEEK. So in “months” hundreds of millions, where it would normally be 1.8 billion barrels. Winning.

he’s talking poker straights isn’t he…seems like the perfect time to ask him about his monthly cognitive testing

The strait is open. But you don't know this strait --- she goes to another school.

All goddamn day. Exhausting.

I’m in line with you- the day that he is no longer on this earth will be a day of celebration- and he will finally get the applause he so desperately seeks!

#voteoutthegoP

Amen bsky.app/profile/bobb...

You are not alone.

100%

"Gas prices are low. They've been low for months now. You just don't know about it."

Nope. Biden's fault. Or Obama's. Take your pick.

So all the ships sitting in the gulf waiting to get out or outside waiting to get in. Don’t seem to know it’s open either.

ffs - seriously - I get “press” was handpicked except maybe for Collins - but wtf? Not one with any balls to question him on any of his ridiculous statements. ffs. Never forget, never.

He’s like a wet fart! Smelly and messy.

He can keep this up forever.

Meanwhile 🫠 bsky.app/profile/kyiv...

We were keeping it a secret ahead of trumps big birthday

Many people don’t know that the strait is actually quite crooked, much like me.

Ok Trump you won, fantastic. America is so proud of you. Can we bring back our troops now?

So you only care about US imperialism if it affects you? Or what the hell do you think "my kind" is...

My concern is you guys are blowing up another country to begin with.

Are the straits from Canada?

Somebody please tell him to shut his piehole!

So why is gas expensive?

He needs a straitjacket. And make it snappy, for all our sakes.

He is so desperate he's giving jedi mind tricks a shot.

Please stop lying ALL the time.

He knows his base couldn’t give a shit about reality.

Now the surprise is ruined

Uh-huh, yeah…. If you believe him, we have a strait to sell you…..

He can’t keep it Strait in his head..

He’s so demented

So now they’re just gonna make up stuff I mean, they lie all the time You can’t just go into Iran, steal their oil and run away

Sal Mercogliano would beg to differ

If they’ve been open for a number of months then they’ve never been closed.

Nice Bluesky name!

The secret plan all along. Pretend the strait is closed as we don’t blockade it, then when all hope is lost, pretend it’s open again. 4-D chess.

Bullshit

That's because Iran has been on:

He has scrambled eggs for brains.

Grandpa is long past needing to go.

Bagdad Don.

Now it’s hundreds of millions. What bald faced lies.

Idiot

WTH is this guy on!?!

Yo wouldn't know about that strait, it goes to different school.

At this point , he truly believes if he says it, it’s real.

I guess there were no worthless corporate media hacks there to ask him what the fuck he was talking about.

Thats stupid

The old duffer seems to have gone a little loopy.

Trump needs a holiday. A Persian Gulf cruise would be ideal.

Totally Delusional!