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Why does the DOJ under Trump protest the release of the Epstein files so vigorously

Kinda like he's doing now? Their meetings must only consist of which lies to push that day. They always seem so coordinated.

So he's raising a little liar, just like daddy.

I think he’s talking about Ken Paxton.

This is not only a ridiculous story. It’s harmful to his 6 year old.

“Protesting out of nowhere” Who in the world is he talking about? They haven’t arrested people for election fraud because it’s so rare

Pot meet kettle

Why is his boss protesting so aggressively every time a republicant loses an election??

Is this the same guy who was eating the pets?

Perhaps because feds are threatening jail over something he did not do.

...but when my son shows me documented proof that no cookies were stolen by him or anyone else, of course I ignore that, call him a liar, and send him to bed without dinner. Then I sit down and figure out ways that I can steal cookies for myself.

Good luck in 28’ Look over your shoulder because lurking is Little Marco that has his nose up Orange’s ass

He’s so weird. I feel sorry for his children.

Ya, like you are right now. Loser

What? Is this today? OMG, "methinks he doth protest too much"

So what I take away from that is Vance ate the cookies in this hypothetical story as well as the cats and the dogs. If he “protests”, we should be asking why he is denying it. That’s how we know guilt right? Forget evidence, logic, reason.

The total lack of even a modicum of self-awareness is truly astonishing

Do people really listen to this horse’s ass? Seriously? The GOP is made up entirely of the most idiotic public speakers I’ve ever heard. Education has failed this country.

Okay, he is obviously talking about Trump here. He’s going to be in trouble with his master.

"Out of nowhere" doing a hell of a lot of work here.

Did he just throw his own 6 year old under a bus???? Wow.

This is the alternative to Trump not being president.

His kids have to steal cookies? Maybe CPS should know how he treats his kids.

So he’s raising a liar and a thief. Future republican for sure!

Your Catholic Church says the age of reason is seven years old. Your kid isn't there yet. Adults are.

This guy is fucking mental.

Let's ask the couch.

Like how Trump claims over and over that he’s been exonerated of any wrongdoing in the Epstein files?

And the award for most tone-deaf politician goes to……

Like everything else he says, this story is probably invented bullshit. But if true, it just shows that the kid is a liar like his old man.

Does this guy know Donald Trump?

I knew this was a lie as soon as he said his kid hugged him.

no but seriously fuck that guy

iRoNy iS sO dEaD

Isn't he a lawyer? Such a weird statement from a lawyer.

Out of nowhere?!?!? Trump, Vance and the entire administration keep yelling voter fraud, rigged, lawsuits against Democratic states, lawsuits to get voter rolls, pushing we need the SAVE America Act. Our response is a reasonable we are not committing fraud. Who’s the one admitting guilt?

WTF? MAGAt Mango Messiah and his Aryan Apostles: Scream "election fraud" and "rigged" about every single election result they don't like. Also MAGAt Mango Messiah and his Aryan Apostles: "Why all those people saying "there was no election fraud" and "elections aren't rigged"? Seems sus..."

Is he talking about Paxton?

Sorry that you’re such a shitty dad that your kid feels they have to lie to you, James Donald Bowman. Oh, hey, speaking of lies, are you lying now or when you pegged Trunt as “America’s Hitler?”

He’s describing Trump and the GOP - “we didn’t do that!”

DJT hired two firms to investigate “election fraud” in 2020. He didn’t like the results , so he didn’t release any info found as promised at a press conference . DJT’s lawyers would not testify under oath with 60+ court cases, to the claims MAGA teams made.

What kind of crazy logic is this? His is grasping at.straws.

So, when Trump says it's time to forget about the Epstein files, that means....

Was his son threatened with investigations by federal law enforcement like the Mayor of Milwaukee? www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

Exactly no cares about your dumb story

77 million voters found this moron was competent. SMH.

The fucking worse

Yeah, this from a guy who thinks he's holier than the pope.

JD, are you talking about Donald? 🤔

Like father, like daughter, liars and thieves to the core.

Fake electors were real. Did JD sleep through 2020??

Methinks this is JD Vance protesting too much. bsky.app/profile/atru...

He must be talking about Trump. He’s the only one who lies with the mental capacity of a 6 year old.

🤡 "Guilty until proven innocent" Team Felon

Wow watch your kid better idiot.

are you still beating your wife?

Does he not realize he’s nearly quoting Trump in saying, “I did not do any election fraud!” Also, why is he having another child when he clearly hates his kids? Now his 6-year-old is being described as a liar, and he’s suggesting kids who lie never stop lying.

Ok now do the Epstein files

Who is the guy he is referring to?

I assume he just left out the part where he greets his son every morning by threatening to prosecute him for cookie theft

I think it just sounds to him like a real-life story he's heard at some point. He doesn't have any life experiences to use instead.

Find your local one via bookshop.org.

Huh.🤔

“Listen, I didn’t fuck the couch!” Of course he fucked the couch.

How can anyone take these fucking idiots seriously?

Remember Vance has a tell, if he rambles, he’s lying 🤥 making it up as he goes along! Asking next week about his daughter stealing the cupcake and he’s going to agree and laugh! 🥴

Like THIS guy???

There is only dishonesty in J.D.s world.

There you have it. His kids are the masterminds.

The whole point of a story like this is that his kids would bring up stealing the cookies unprompted, but like 60 seconds later he admits that his party is the one talking about election fraud!

cries in 2016 NO COLLUSION

'stole'?

"Russia. Russia. Russia."

So you're telling us that you stole the election? I'm not following. The weird cookie story is just irrelevant.

Like all the Republicans who have been caught? Like Ken Paxton?

Woah maybe he's on to something here. Now let's apply the same logic to those who keep protesting the Epstein files. And Russian election interference while we're at it

Said Ken Paxton

you mean like when an old man out of nowhere says he doesn't even know Jeff Epstein and has never been on his plane?

Welp, that does it. I’m convinced now.

My first thought. Also. He is nothing more than an opportunist raising his son to be just like him. When my kids were 6 and I felt like I was the only person in the world who was trying to raise them to be accountable, a wise person counseled me to remember: brats beget brats. The circle of life.

WH Jerk, 2nd prostitute

So, how should we interpret the guy who claims “out of nowhere” that there’s election fraud?

"Innocence proves nothing." Now true outside of grimdark as well, apparently.

He tries so hard to be relatable, yet fails so spectacularly.

MAGA logic.

It's weirdly all about kids with these sicko's. And it's never about feeding them, clothing them, educating them, getting them stable home environments. No, never that. Yet kids are always on their minds.

The hug is the least believable part of his whole story.

Voter fraud is the same as stealing a cookie by a 6 year old? And what 6 year old would go up to Daddy, hug him, and say oh by the way, I didn't steal a cookie🤦‍♀️

Why does he always talk about his kids like he hates them?

Now, what was Mellie saying about Epstein?

Similar to Nutlick’s MIL and the missing SS check.

Why are you and your boss proclaiming election fraud so aggressively? Makes you wonder, doesn't it.

Preparing for Salem Witch Trials 3.0

all the personality of a soggy roll of toilet paper, folks go ahead, rewatch it bask in it

SAYS THE GUY PROTESTING AGGRESSIVELY

Yes, please explain! (This is one of many.) www.bbc.com/news/av/worl...

This dude is such a stupid asshole. Just a vacuous void to his core.

Maybe he should ask his boss that??

you should not be allowed to have children

Your six-year-old is lying to you because he learned it from you. You suspect everyone else of dishonesty because you are pathologically dishonest. It’s simple. A six-year-old could understand it.

The fact that I stole the cookies is hysterical, I knew he'd blame the kid

Why? Because our government has empowered ICE to kill or imprison normal citizens.

Such an idiot.

He opens his pie hole fraud comes out! 🍊🤡lover!

It’s great seeing Vance trash Trump like that!

🤣🤣🤣 Oh god, I needed that!

He's talking about a guy he made up.

Irony is so completely lost on Magoos.

I guess that innocent little 6 year old already knows all about stealing from observing his daddy and this administration.

Speaking of out of nowhere, posting …exactly who said they were not guilty of election fraud?

His poor kids.

You man like Trump saying his didn't know Jeffrey Epstein and Stormy Daniels?

Gotta love the false equivalency

Maybe because the accusation is bullshit?

Sooo close. It’s almost as if he is deliberately missing his hypocrisy

His son is half brown and a criminal, so he probably tried to have him deported.

It says more about his parenting and his child’s fear of telling the truth than any real world comparison. He can see the cookie is missing but can’t provide any evidence of voting irregularities that would impact an election. One is not like the other