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So he’s a brunette now?

Check out the state of that bloated mess 🤢

Trump looks even weirder than usual.

M.C. Escher would be proud of it.

I get dizzy thinking about what’s going on the US at the moment 🤷‍♂️!

👏🏻😍🤣

It got away.

When was the last time anyone checked the inventory at Fort Knox?

He’s so gross 🤢! If he sat next to me at a funeral I’d bolt!

Well, who cares about bribes on live TV.

Touped it

man of the people

What’s up with that mop in his head?

Did he then eat it? Because that wouldn't surprise me.

Now that’s a great Friday.

It's replies like this that make me not want to totally give up social media.

So your diet is better too

Ideal Friday night.

How is he alive. Look at this guy he looks worse & worse everyday & because he cares for no one his stunts get dangerous & so expensive

Is the new toupee reserved for special events or was it sent back for repairs after the critiques came in?

Whose teeth did he steal the gold from?

Damn even the wig was like no to the smells and left.

I thought it was a gold leafed golf ball at first.

Yeah they aren’t getting that back.

👏🏻😍🤣

The hair's absolutely wild today.

He's probably already trying to pawn it

His first nugget from the Infowars urine-to-gold transmutation process

Back to the old hairdo?

The Squatter in Chief is ruining the People’s house.

The love of his life

I can see what part is new. I just can't see where it's attached. Did he save his hair and have them rat it up to make a topper?

Trump’s hair is becoming increasingly unpredictable. Maybe it’s a metaphor of himself.

What 🙀 No ferret today I demand to see proof of life

But where did the golden wig go?!

Look. This is what I poop now…

Geez, he can hardly keep his eyes open even when given a present....that's telling

You meant to say “gold-plated piece of shit”.

His new wig must have been sent to the cleaners.

He's always giving himself A+ for everything. How about an F for hair?

OMG, he is such an embarrassment! Every republican politician and cabinet member are complicit. You have the numbers to VOTE against him, to hold him and the rouge AG in line AND to IMPEACH, CONVICT and REMOVE him. You chose this man??

Reminds me of the new Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic…

His hair!!! Took off the wig and sprayed on some root touch up or something.

Would someone please point a fan at him so that his comb over exposes the vacancy between his ears?

Maybe maple syrup… 🤣🤣🤣

Wigless today.

Can I put that in my gas tank?

He pocketed it later, no doubt

You've accidentally included a picture of a Vogon from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, in a bad wig.

He'll never wear out the new wig. He looks ragged.😁

What the shit is that bird's nest on his head?

What happened to his new toupee/ wig thing he had going on the other day? Now his hair is darker and he's got a bald spot going

How loaded does he look lately? He’s floating on cloud nine the whole time…

“This is going on my wall”

Margo Martin must not love him as much as Natalie Harper🤢

He twitters and whines He badgers and blinds And constantly needs protecting Balance the cost of the soul you lost With the dreams you lightly sold Are you under The power of gold?

Somebody needs to go put eyes on and see if it's clay brick spray painted gold.

OMG at the hair! 😂

Did he have Epstein’s left nut gilded?

Lololol

Who’d he steal that from?

Can he hold up a death certificate, of himself. We will have it printed with gold ink just to please him.

Where’s his toupee?

Looks like he combed his hair with a hand mixer.

When you fire your hair stylist, the results are predictable. Cheap is as cheap does.

....not to mention the big cyst on his nose...

Classic.

youtube.com/shorts/TFf0j...

Boy! That hair takes me back to the days when I was an accountant.

Caitlin Collins! If you are following this… Ask him!

It’s a swoop, no, it’s a swirl, it’s an alley oop and over. Then backcomb!

They obviously piece that together for Trump off the barbershop floor after Mike Score got a haircut.

What’s wrong with his barnet?

They gave him something shiny to play with! So nice.

Wait did south park predict this?

Pyrite is chuffed to bits to be.....oh nvmd. Nice hair, dude 🤭

Wow, he looks rough. The End is near,

Dimeslot eyes Insanity. Dangerous.

Walt’s lost a step.

Should put it on his big bald spot

"Ooh, so shiny." - trump

He looks so high

Ooh. Very sad "hair" today.

What happened to the new wig?

That's the hair of decaying man

It looks like part of his hair is growing out of his ear!

That picture does him justice. (I wish justice would do him justice.)

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The absolute fucking state of him. He’s ready to go toes up any day now.

Quiet wiggy🤭

Back to styling his own hair I see

The new wig can’t hide that wrinkled sack of puss he calls a neck….

His new wig looks like a ferret died on his enormous lumpy head.

He kept it

WH memory care unit.

Such a child ... going to choke on all the toys and shiny objects fotus wants to steal.

Poor cat.

He REALLY needs to take that cat off his head.

Is his hair demonstrating 'The Weave'?

He put makeup on his increasing baldn spot. Lol