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Hooray for Halloween 🎃!

I don't want to make fun of people's looks so I'll just insult them without a joke. They look fuckin ugly.

poor woman

Thornhill's eyes are that of a broken doll

Wow. It wasn’t just that one initial photo. She really looks like that.

Honestly that looks like a horror movie.

I think we need to lay off this in her case.

He's a weed guy, but I get it.

Come on man, Halloween isn't for another fortnight

The Evil and the Dead. I have seen this film.

Plastic surgeons of MAGAs are the new heroes.

🤣🤣🤣 omg I love that movie so much!

GOP Boner-killer squad reporting for duty!

There's enough plasticizer in that photo to probably get it banned.

I don't mind 'face tuning," if that's their thing, but jeez, could they at least consider paying for quality rather than taking the bargain basement deal? These poor, befuddled women look like badly drawn, creepy cartoon characters.

'Directed by Zach Cregger'

Serious questions: What specifically do these women do to look like this? Is it on purpose, or do they all have the same bad plastic surgeon?

Whew, ok, however this is actually quite sad. I know Trumpers and all that but we are losing our 'better selves'. In fact Bluesky is turning out badly. Not saying it is 'left version of Twitter' but there is something going wrong.

They both look like they’re wearing printouts of their own faces as masks. Happy Halloween.

These people look like actual zombies

And Calista is still rocking the helmet.👩‍🦳

Thornhill’s face doesn’t move - even when she speaks

🎶 You can't read my my my Mar-A-Lago face!🎶

oh gurl you got a bunch of face fillers and they aint settled yet they dont you dirty

These women look like something out of American Horror Story.

Does the woman on the right have a facial deformity, or is it bad plastic surgery?

Someone likes to phone home.

Leave my country! You scare the children. Signed: a Swiss citizen with constitutionally guaranteed freedom of speech, expression and thought

“And then she married me!”

America must be cured.

Yikes….😳 😬….

She could get her brows professionally done so they match! It’s not expensive!

The usual suspect GIF:

It reminds me of a certain Trump advisor. I made this gif a few years ago.

1st point 78 year old interior designer. 2nd point WTF did she go to Switzerland for? Lots of work no doubt before nana goes for a nap and diaper change.

As much as I hate to body-shame others, have you seen a full length photo of the 80 year old? It's even scarier to see that head on an octegenarian body...

It’s like the surgeon had a sneezing fit as he did his work

Are these surgeons now changing the shapes of their patients’ skulls?

Especially on Oct. 31!!!

What is that???

I heard they hold their value better if you keep them *in box*

Good lord.

What’s that on the right?

This is just fucking scary............nightmares✅

I always thought comic book villains were overdone caricatures and not very believable. I had no idea they were simply a snapshot of what was to come.

It's Mason Verger!

This is terrifying

Is it me, or does it look like each has one eyeball pointing up and one nearly pointing down?

I thought this was photoshopped to make her look disfigured. Nope. That’s her life. Ugly on the inside and horrifying on the outside.

body tuning would black out small cities

God almighty

I knew it: Calista Gingrich is still at large. She was the the pope killer before JD Vance came along!

Sugar. In water. MOAR.

She might be a talented artist in an other painting style, perhaps, but classical Renaissance ain't it. That said, I would LOVE to see her take another crack at something like this with some practice under her belt. We love a comeback story.

I almost posted this myself because it always makes me laugh. Thanks!

That one time I tried A1.

😹😹😹😹😹

Apparently we are getting the cast from Star Trek Insurrection. 🤣

Oooophf

Did the woman on the right survive a fire that burned her face and they did a face transplant? She should sue her plastic surgeon. That's a disaster.

Yes, a possibility.

What will happen to all those Mar-a-Lago faces over time with global warming? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

What in the entire f*ck. Very Black Hole Sun-ish…

The Administration R.O.T.’s from the head down.

Skilled embalming.

How is that real? It looks like they used Babylon 5 era CGI to make faces.

There’s at least one cardboard cutout there

Black hole sun, won’t you come, and wash this rain away….

That tuning is off key.

Yikes!

😬

WHY would anyone do this to themselves? She was never even passingly attractive. Now, without her jaw, but huge bulbous pate, she looks like a circus geek.

The Ambassador-At-Large can start monitoring trafficking by releasing the Epstein Files

Oh 😳. It did.

What. The. Fuck???

Ooofta. Like why.

Are they humans?

Is it really possible to go to a plastic surgeon and say "Make my face blurry?"

Was Barbara in a horrible automobile accident when she was younger? You have to admire her courage. Calista looks like an owl which happily just devoured a small rodent.

And field mice have stampeded away in fear.

I really, really hope that only the photo has been doctored. If they have done that to their faces irl 🫢😦

Hmmm..."House Of Wax" was just on TV the other night.

If these were characters in a video game, there'd be massive complaints about the quality of the realism

Maybe Thornhill has goals to become the next Head in a Vice President

bsky.app/profile/atru...

...and this is them looking their best 🙄

Who is the gal on the right? Is that a real person?

!00%

Freaks of nature

No, she was not a victim of a disfiguring accident, like a fire or vehicle collision. She fell prey to an enterprising plastic surgeon after requesting something called: The Mar-a-lago Face.

I cannot figure out ANY excuse for why she is shaped like a light bulb.

Face by Picasso.

🫵 🎯 🤣

I was not aware Picasso did sculptures.

M'girl looks like Hexadecimal from the 90s cartoon Reboot.

F**k, I thought these were wax statues in a museum or something.

They look like something from Backrooms.

New horror movie just dropped

When the heating is too high in the waxworks museum.

She looks like a blonde Teddy Perkins.

So creepy! 😳

Just brutal man

Callista Rockheart.

Jesus.

they really look like muppets