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Eventually someone's going to tell them that no one finds them aspirational, and I assume they'll immediately take the glasses off and toss the kids in the trash

They are a compelling aesthetic argument against the concept of Eugenics. If the racism, ableism, and other phobias inherent in there weren't enough for people. But some people need visual aids. So perhaps I'm being ableist when I don't need the visual aid and assume the same for others.

Srsly they uh…dont look like ppl eugenics would pick

Is this the master race? Why don’t their eyes work?

What the hell am I seeing here?

Where are all the both sides interviews with child free couples? Haven’t seen any.

non-chemical birth control

TBF, pregnancy does a number on women's hair. Given all 4? 5? 6? of her kids have been conceived via IVF, her hormones must be a mess.

lol Caio. Thank you

Ahahaha

That's effing brutal

He more or less invented the "where the fuck is your chin???" meme.

Right? Like Musk, thinking the world needs dozens of male mini-mes.

every time they’re profiled, their glasses get chunkier. by 2030 they will be wearing pinholed black circles and squares covering their entire face

This isn't an AI generated image?

Achei que era IA

Ah, the Liz Breunig aesthetic.

Save for Elon Musk, these are probably the most viscerally repulsive people on the planet.

They look like they might be siblings...

Ironically but not really that surprising, the husband hates children and beats his own,

Didn’t realize there was a baby in the picture, at first

I thought this was AI slop for a bit.

When you want to breed a master race of people who couldn’t survive a stiff breeze or a sunny July day.

They both look so sexless and unfuckable I need to consider if divine conception could be real

I saw Goody Collins with the devil!

can we do it on other websites I don't want to see these disgusting freaks ever again unless it's an obituary

*Johnny Test whipcrack*

That's a terrible ad for Warby Parker

How come he gets to wear normal clothes but she dresses like Hester Prynne? They are so weird I can't look away. I hate their stupid glasses.

They look like siblings.

Dude looks like he's auditioning for Gestapo officer Otto Flick in an 'Allo, 'Allo remake

why does she always dress like that

Oh honey. They ain’t straight

Glad I’m not the only one who’s bothered by that as well. I mean, besides the whole weirdness factor of both of them.

Peak cringe. No rizz. Bad fits.

"Liking" this for the sheer pleasure of seeing a Canticle for Liebowitz reference in the wild.

Love the scions of the Master Race looking like a pair of sunburnt storks in the thickest prescription lenses known to Science. Great genes they're preserving there.

The people most likely to hate on public queer kink are clearly just doing their breeding kink in public

mans looks 12 years old while she's out here dressed up like Amish Didi Pickles, this has to be bait at this point bc who is out here taking these nerds seriously

The alt text. My favorite thing about @bsky.app

I feel like if you are going to dress like American Gothic you both have to commit to it

Her style choices harken back to when infant mortality and death in childbirth were very common. 🤔

Well what do you expect from siblings

Making Amish Great Again

they look like sickly victorian children

Also, if I was one of their kids, I’d get my tubes tied purely out of spite.

I’m trying to recall if I heard either of them say they “loved” their children; did they?

Absolutely despicable.

Are these two related by blood?

Few things make me less want to fuck than looking at and reading about these two

I dont use this world much but and its usually a compliment but these are freaks.

eugenics fans always seem to have like, visibly brittle genes

jesus last time I saw these freaks they were both wearing normal clothes, I guess they're tripling down on the weird fucking tradwife garbage

The reason they are this way is because they can see the future through those glasses

These two look like two of the most deeply annoying people to be trapped in a space with for any amount of time.

*when they are outside your visual range.

Oh yeah. The Unfuckables.

Do they explain why they want generations of children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, and great great grandchildren at a time when the planet is about done with humanity as a species? How many babies-children-adults do they want to be around when it's over 110 everyday and 100 every night?

This is why people should be licensed to have children.

Andy Warhol baby

Why do they look so much alike?

Wait! Am I tripping balls or is a baby head growing out of Skelator cosplaying as a pilgrim's second wife's back?! What did I wake up to in the morning?!

Wait! That's a couple?! I thought that was brother and aister... Omfg are they both?! Why do they look like clones Nazi's woulda wetdreamed about?! Who are these weirdos?! Are we sure they aint related and lovers at the same time?!

💯

She has to wear to stay warm in their unheated farmhouse though, it's purely functional 😂 (I'm all for cosplay, but she just really needs to own it.)

His leather jacket is as contrived as her bonnet and collar. But I got to hand it to them. They successfully pitched their weird, niche movement and their 200 person convention into a national media story, so... score one for the creeps.

The Apartheid Family

yeah, but they're talking about Premium High Quality Organic babies made with their Special (White) Genes, not factory farmed unwanted children of _other_ people.

Well, maybe that’s all well and good for the lions and tigers, but these dweebs and their babies are neither of those species. Perhaps we shouldn’t raise human babies like they’re not human?

And I've seen a praying mantis eat her husband...

OMG and the name Peter Thiel emerges early in their wiki....

But banning drag queen story time is PROTECTING THE CHILDREN

If anyone's curious. After they were called out on this they said their 2-year-old could have killed someone [sic] in that restaurant if he hadn't gotten slapped, and also it's racist to say you shouldn't hit children in the face.

“The lions and tigers have gone on the record as disavowing Collins’ remarks, saying that they don’t beat their cubs and also that they don’t share a habitat, Collins went to see them in captivity. “It’s all projection with these people,” said Parvati, a Bengal tiger at San Francisco Zoo.”

I was all ready to be mad that people were making fun of historic reenactors but then I looked her up... thank you, alt text.

If I recall correctly they are on the Musk side of this where they believe that autism is a superpower. If they understand that it is partly heritable they want to propagate those traits.

They could be both. I mean it looks like their parents were.

I lament this every time I see their Little Bunker on the Prairie cosplay

why is she cosplaying the fucking Amish

Fascists continue to be freakish losers.

When people hear natalist movement, they should immediately think, "Like those pretentious, obnoxious weirdos?"

Are they siblings, married, or both?

Yassified American Gothic.

Those two are currently pissed that Kevin Bacon is trying to overturn the ban on dancing they helped pass

on cassette

Risky click of the evening, turned out ok though

a lot of that is just an unfortunate case of euro-face.

Right?! Make it make sense

Hush already. It is not about right or wrong. It is about being white and selected.

Wait till you see baseball caps

Tbf they live in Valley Forge, lode stone of people who want to cosplay 250 years ago (complete with measles!)

Same sound I make when I hear these clowns say they want to pay women to have babies when “welfare pays Black and Latina women to have babies” has been a racist trope since the advent of a social safety net.

"We're gonna supply the superior race" Mother fucker, you literally can't see 5 feet in front of you

They look related.

They're trying a bit of role play to spice things up in the bedroom, but 'Charles Starkweather Seduces An Amish Farmwife' was a scenario born of desperation.

The eugenics crowd have clearly removed short-sightedness from the list of undesirable traits, along with vitamin D deficiency and terrible fashion sense.

By the parents' own admission the kids get iPads at age two or so and are basically left on their own.