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lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want

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Yes. I'm gay as hell and Samus doesn't need a man to tell her when she can use missiles. She already knows when to do that. I need her to use her independence and women to absolutely decimate her bounties and eat them to unlock sick alien powers. She's an icon and that's queen behavior.

Very 'otocan giving old snake tactical combat advice in mgs4' vibes. Like yah dude I'm a legendary super soldier I don't need you to tell me theres an opening after ray does his water cutter attack I'm good

Samus in Other M: “the baby the baby waaah I’m so fragile” Samus in Ravenous: “I’ve been ambushed by a mysterious crew of hostile alien life. Odds of survival: near zero. Fuck it I’m gonna rip their hearts out and eat them”

I'd heard the game's name before once and was like "Well, that's weird." But now I'm like oh yeah okay she's a freak who'll eat me (or you! or all of us!) so it makes sense now.