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Accelerating inheritances, the Kennedy special.

I'm really glad we have the equivalent of a Facebook boomer who's entire knowledge of medicine and science comes exclusiveky from quirky le may mays posted on their wall running the health department of this country. Fucking fantastic.

apparently not dead

He did not factor in the worm so these numbers are skewed.

😒

Good news - yes, I’m a terrible person.

I saw it and was immediately concerned about his health, but I guess if a month of Rainforest Cafe can’t kill him nothing can.

The point near the middle where he says something like “Do I just have an eating disorder now? I mean, this is definitely disordered eating.”

I guess. The trouble is it takes too long to kill you which gives these people a false sense of security. Currently waiting for my father to die is both cathartic and yet sadly amusing in the grand scheme of things.

Oh yeah, I just saw that video the other night. I remember how at the end, his doctors were sending him messages in all caps because the diet messed up his body that much... 😅

Did he also take more steroids than a livestock animal like RFK does cuz I heard that also does things to cholesterol.

My favorite part is the thumbnail being a recreation of Alex Jones Getting Redder right down to the watch.

Isn't RFK the guy with a dead parasite in his brain? How is this guy still alive???

it's legit my favorite part in the video. his doctor says "oh yeah your cholesterol is an emergency, we need to get you on a high dose of lipiror now or you will die"

What happens to your cholesterol if you add heroin and serial adultery?

This makes me unreasonably angry. He'll get the vaccinations to protect his skin, then turn around and tell the masses not to do the same. Unfathomable levels of villainy in this administration.

Well, yeah, he's too old to for it to give him autism. It only does that to kids.

If he is legit, RFK also said he’s taking a shit ton of vitamins, so many he couldn’t even name what his doctor was tossing at him. So it doesn’t sound like something any average person would be able to achieve.

he actually did lol

It's cool he did Turbo Atkins (Now with more JEANS), so the rest of us didn't have to.

Maybe it'll take out Jorpy (Jordan Peterson). The man looks like he drinks his own urine.

So why is that ghoul still among us?

We just need it to work once

Jfc i mean glad he took one for the team to show this but man i hope hell be ok after doing this

except the guy that does it isn't a raging alcoholic

watched it last night and it DID achieve its presumed goal of making me feel physically ill

The carnivore diet is a great way to Fetterman yourself

I'm guessing he left out the crack, which is the most important part...

These days you will likely be booked in with a dietitian, you'll do a food diary for a fortnight, they'll probably get you provide stool and urine samples. If you're lucky you'll get an allergen test, some fasting blood tests... there's so much they will look into these days.

That and not getting the thumbnail is a parody of Alex Jones.

By killing us? That’s actually funny

you are what you eat so don't eat tortured corpses, nutrition is easy

If only Morgan Spermlock had done this challenge instead.

thank god, a problem that solves itself

Ok sure but hear me out... What if that's actually good?

So... you're tlling me that tjis is potentially a problem that could solve itself?

ye obviously, wouldn't recommend it anyone yet without a massive disclaimer, but this is the sorta of thing that can lead to new interesting studies. Probably indicates that LDL needs to be combined with something else to cause plague, whatever that may be.

"Have you ever interacted with an Asian woman?" incredible

And for the record is someone considered “sober” if they are on steroids? Asking for 340 million friends 😉 @marcmaron.bsky.social noted “Now we gotta deal with the worst Kennedy” Healthy is relative and all but this is who “MAHA moms” put their faith in?

mumble mumble baseline mumble mumble Morgan Spurlock mumble mumble

Honestly, I'm kind of relieved to see manosphere culture is a self-correcting problem given a long enough time frame.

carnivore diet is a death cult

With his medical history, he should realize that he's courting trouble. Around 2000 he reported feeling discomfort for "several hours a day" due to his heart, on a regular basis -- and he was only in his mid-40s. I'm not that kind of doctor, but it sounds concerning to me.

Relate. I can't have much meat or i feel sluggish and bloated. One of the worst things about road travel in the USA is most of the country thinks a meal must include meat and dairy or it won't be filling.

he actually couldnt eat burritos even on the diet cuz of the tortilla, just ground beef bowls lmao

Sending RFKJr a spoon and a big bag of salt to see what happens

I don't know, maybe there are reasons we shouldn't give control of health care policy to a deranged leather sack with zero medical education.

Sounds like all Maga should follow this diet

Neat. He should stick with it. I keep hearing that this year was just "setting the table" or whatever so the real promised land is just around the corner! More beef tallow!

Once you realize that RFKjr is afraid he can’t die, he makes more sense. The best men in his world—dad, uncle, cousin—died publically, became legends. He tried to kill himself with drugs, food, risky behaviors. Nothing works. He’s terrified. Reveres death. Will sacrifice all of us to death.

I'm pretty sure RFK Jr. uses chemical assistance to keep his cholesterol under control.

RFK is new to cheerlead carnivore. People have been doing it for decades. I think Owsley Stanley (audio engineer and dancer for the Grateful Dead) was one of first advocates for it. He ate carnivore for 50 years before dying in a car crash. It began with a hippies & cool cat leftists. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, goody. The guy in charge of the Department of Health is an afficionado of fad diets. I wonder if we can get him on the Celery Diet. Eat nothing but celery. Ever. 😊

well, in that case, i do hope rfk jr is taking his own advice, and then some

I suppose the comments like "getting heart disease is actually good" are a variety of natural selection even if it doesn't actually select out like, me, with high lipoprotein(a) (strictly genetic LDL)

You are forgetting peptides and Tren….

rock on, brother

edward burbank

I sincerely hope this is reversible for him. Going on statins for life isn’t worth making a YouTube video.

Love this for the chuds. Be afraid of vegetables, it makes you a manly man

I appreciate the versions of deranged health advice that really harm the idiots who follow them and don't affect anyone else, as opposed to anti-vaxxers putting everyone else at risk too

so curious to see rfk jr’s lipid panel

The only way RFK's behavior forms a coherent philosophy is if you assume he's trying to kill the most people he can without getting in trouble

Yes, it's a weird form of antifeminism. Eating plants is "passive" and "womanly", While eating meat is fundamentally active and masculine. Heard everything from "plants contain estrogen" to "being vegetarian sterilizes men". I Guess CHF is masculine too.

In the book of genesis, God was more pleased with Abel's sacrifice, which clearly means that God is a plant hating carnivore and this is obviously more important than any medical research that we've done since the canonization of the bible

I don't believe for a second that RFK actually commits to this diet. I'm sure he eats more meat than average but this vid shows pretty well how terrible it is to live like this.

Interesting www.fastcompany.com/91561329/wid...

i had meat heavy dishes for all three meals that day, then six alcoholic drinks earlier this month, and is2g, the meat hangover was way worse. how do ppl live like that.

Rhis is like the guy that ate McDonald's for a month or 5 and almost died

Even with steroids it would fail. Carbs are essential to muscle growth and function RFK is pretty stupid so maybe he does, but most of the influencers touting these specialist diets don’t actually follow them. Its a grift top to bottom

right up until your old man ligaments give way under a roid fueled personal best bench press attempt

Yeah, I used to do bery menial body building way back when (but am very scrawny these days) because I committed to being Not Like Other Girls. I ate so much carbs. Big fan of potato fries and tacos with rice in it. Nachos were a whole food group.

Is he wearing jeans to the gym? You need to be working out in jeans.

RFK is for sure either lying about his diet or the "fermented foods" do a lot more heavy lifting than he lets on. Fermented foods include sourdough, any number of lightly pickled fresh vegetables, tempeh and even chocolate but funnily enough he still calls it a carnivore diet

Good

Holy shit those are really bad numbers

If need to see a line graph of his toxins levels as those are what causes autism or COVID or something like that I wasn’t super paying attention to Fox News during that segment

Imagine millions of people eating red meat and various livers? for 3.5 straight years and then losing an election.

Dying of heart failure to own the libs!

Why can't it do that to RFK?

rip eddie, your sacrifice will not be forgotten

But did he follow the RFK approved beverage list? Raw sewage water, formaldehyde, raw milk, human sweat, piss. Those are the only things you should be drinking if you want to be optimized.