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i wonder if these two things are connected.

We’ll see whose argument is ‘illogical’ once I define a new predicate calculus with some extremely relevant inference rules

If you pretend to die they will show up with 100 police officers, but if you actually die they will show up with 1 to fill out the paperwork.

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

The old games industry is dying. The new games industry is struggling to be born. Now is the time of absolutely batshit corporate decision-making.

people are saying

The popular monsters of the era reflect the cultural zeitgeist. In the 2000s, it was zombies. In the 2010s, it was vampires. And now, it's women!

Who said it?

oh wow, a couple tried polyamory and then broke up at some later point? just goes to show: should have stuck with monogamy, the thing that ensures that you will never break up at some later point

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Reminder: during the most riotous parts of the George Floyd Uprising the movement was at its most popular, with the destroying of the 3rd precinct polling much higher than either presidential candidate, and it was only after months and years of revision that ppl talk like they werent

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: - Must have at least 8 characters - Include both uppercase and lowercase letters - At least one of these special characters: @#$%^&*- - Cannot contain your own username

Anyway, what was that you were saying about Tom Morello leaving his ballot blank in a safe blue state?

Netanyahu is a genocidal war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but Jews were not considered ethnic Poles based on the Polish government, and Polish Jewish last names were forced on families against their will. This kind of conspiratorial rhetoric about Jews faking their identity is gross.

One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it

Since there’s an opening for press secretary, I know a great candidate who’s not only a lawyer, but a neurosurgeon, a Grammy-winning recording artist, and the inventor of the Post-It Note.

Women: "women are whores" is a shitty and lazy joke 10,000 "progressive" men: THIS IS WHY WE LOSE ELECTIONS!!!!!!! STOP BEING SCOLDS!!!!!! ????????

“I think it’s important for a dog to experience the world in a sober state of mind” is going to enter my lexicon

in re: why are Toronto Police enforcing provincial law (and not the OPP.) As a legal fact Toronto Police are not municipal employees, and in any case do not take operational direction from anyone aside from the Chief of Police.

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

"... Carl Von Clausewitz..." -- LL Cool Jay "Who's that?" -- Podcaster renowned for wide-ranging renaissance man interests

I read Rubio’s speech where he does a Prager U recap of Ancient Greek history, and the funniest part is where he praises Achilles for seeking glory in Troy even though it means his death. Yeah, Marco, the Iliad is great. What’s Achilles up to in the sequel?

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

my "I'm not dropping out of the race for the city council seat I've had for 28 years" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Akinator as a character is deaf-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Need everyone to see this

Since his 2020 vote to cut the police budget by 10%, what are the new facts that have convinced him to instead increase the number of cops by over 15%?

Tell your boss: no more AI at work!

I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.

why are you platforming my rapist

if an actor doesn't want to talk about politics because he is a little bit or very conservative, you should consider that a cultural victory for the left

It sucks actually believing in restorative justice and having to contend with the term being primarily used to mean "you have to keep watching this rapist's internet videos or you're a bad leftist."

You don't get to hide it for 10 years and then take credit for the things you've done to supposedly make up for it to people who had no idea you have anything to make up for. That can't be how we do forgiveness.

“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”

Triceps Georg was an outlier adn should not have been counted.