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Open AI: Fuck. We’ll kill the world for Trump. Money, money, money. Yeh, yeh, yeh. @aoc.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Apparently Sam Altman can't wait to get on his knees for Trump. Fucking Quisling.

This is like unlocking the DLC for Skynet.

Of course 🙄

Govt contracts are the only profitable out for them?

Apart from the ethics, it seems very strange to me that the might of the Navy would go to a putative war theater and then start to shop for tools. Surely this has been wargamed to death (sorry) -- and procurement and strategy start now?

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anyone to be killed by his own invention more, except he’s going to take the rest of us with him.

It's the DoD

If it is really pretty much the same terms, it could simply be that the person in the Oval Office was demanding a multi-billion-dollar kickback for putting US national defense in the hands of this company or that company.

"Deep respect for safety"

You live near any nuclear bunkers Mike?

Double triple quadruple fuck that guy

A little ray of sunshine.

He’s a complete douche bag ass kisser, and I don’t believe a word he says. I am literally mailing a thank you note to Amodei this weekend.

All the way! 🤬

The pedo enthusiasts shot down a DHS drone with laser but AI by the pedo bros is totes awesome!👹👹👹

“Sometimes a dangerous place” doesn’t really give me the warm and fuzzies

Now we can shoot down our own drones automatically, very efficient

They are afraid to hold hands on a stage they are both at where everyone else is holding hands.

yup

Put a lot of people in prisons.

It only took 12 hours for Altman’s weasily ass to forget about any “red lines”.

Remember when

I guess Sam Altman is comfortable monitoring/ possibly killing with AI!

Uhh Mr. Zitron? @edzitron.com

lol!

He must have used ChatGPT to make up this post. It confabulated something called the Department of War when everyone know that the official name for the thing that Hegseth “runs” is the Department of Defense.

Fuck this guy -

So which is it?

Great to see them arming Mecha-Hitler /s

He's back!!

Here’s the key movie clip: youtu.be/tmfLYkcgJD8

Honestly if we get the elevator scene fight I'm okay a little bit. This is gallows humor stupid jokes.

youtu.be/tmfLYkcgJD8

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THANK YOU! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #Tech

I’m fairly certain that “we remain committed to serving all of humanity as best we can” was a pre-catastrophe line in every one of science fiction books I read in middle school.

The doomsday clock just chunked closer to midnight.

notdivided.org

Yes! www.cnn.com/2026/02/27/t...

How can we trust your chatbot when you don’t even know the correct name of the Department of Defense?

They’re going to kill us.

Use of the Department of War monicker tells us the fix is in.

What a fucking liar.

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DO YOU WANT SKYNET, BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SKYNET!

I guess he doesn’t need to worry about someone paying for it like he started the day saying. Good grief. Apparently it all has to be done on a Friday evening without consideration of consequences or just a plain reality check. I’m sure the former weekend news host is the best evaluator & negotiator

he’s just playing the long-con like his old bff nazi elmo

Trillions, apparently, just for the compute

Wouldn’t it be sad if Sam Altman was killed by an autonomous drone launched via his AI? Not to worry though because we have every precaution considered by our Secretary of War (and drunken Christo-fascist fratboy) Pete Hegseth.

All the pedos \ pedo enthusiast bros are fucking dangerous assholes.

Another fucked up gay man throwing away all decency to relive 1930’s Germany.

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"We remain committed to serving all humanity by selling our product to a government that shoots boats out of the ocean."

Makes no sense cause they’re full of crap. Tons of room to define “domestic mass surveillance” in a confidential appendix G to exclude surveillance of most blue state residents or people who oppose Dear Leader. The weapon thing is bullshit too.

yeah, something's is not right. Maybe Altman just threw a bunch of jargon at Whiskey Pete and he agreed to it. That would of course ascribe good intentions to Altman's actions and ... that is not in keeping with past behavior ... at all.

IDK if you already read it, but @himself.bsky.social has an interesting essay up about this whole mess. One aspect discussed: how the gov't handing off more and more to the private sector leaves them at the mercy of the p.s. This looks like that! At first glance, anyway. bsky.app/profile/hims...

Maybe Altman cracked a bottle of Jack open and two glugs later, Petey’s signing anything that’s put in front of him …

Look, the definition of woke company depends on the last words out of Trump's mouth, which is largely determined by what the last person who spoke to him said. These conversations are what determine what a threat to the supply chain is.

I mean, all we have is Altman's word... and the wording is pretty slimey & unspecific. My guess is anthropic had their red lines locked down contractually and Altman just took assurances the DoD wouldn't do anything "that bad"

IIRC he was also on TV today where he basically said they have the exact same redlines as Anthropic & that even though he disagrees with Anthropic about a lot of stuff he trusts them on ethics issues. So ngl it sounds like a diplomatic "we agree with you agreeing with us so lets move on" comment.

Altman: ‘We signed with the Department of War but don’t worry, they pinky promised us on autonomous weapons.” And five unprompted uses of Department of War/DoW (a legally fictional name) in a single post. Like he was getting paid per mention. FFS.

launch altman and chatgpt into the sun. what an absolute fool. and we are warned.

We’re doomed

the knife is always in the other hand.

But $

Sam does a great Susan Collins impression.

Said another way “there’s a fuck load of money involved and I think I can manage the situation”.

The old OpenAI before Sam Altman was fired, would have fired him over this.

Will Altman turn out to be the most evil tech bro? Stay tuned!

Altman doesn't own the company. He's there because investors haven't moved him out yet.

Anyone else have a really intense feeling of impending doom right now?

What exactly does the AI do for the department of war? I am genuinely curious about what is the use case. On an ethical level, of course, it begs the question: is human life so cheap that the richest army in the history of the world can’t afford a private’s wage to extinguish it?

Dept:

Fuck off ChatGpt Altman

stealing this band name.

They will eventually kill us all.

Yeah but how many pushups can chatgpt do…

Whew! That's how I'm feeling now. Safe.

As an educator, the “it’s a dessert toppping/it’s a floor wax” argument that sticks in my mind: If LLMs are intended to democratize knowledge so says Altman, then where does powering autonomous weapon systems advance epistemology in some Golden Age of (Agentic) Enlightenment?

Pretty sure his Alma Mater (prep school) will give him another certificate of achievement for this..., in exchange for a gift of a few more million dollars, of course. Such a wonderful role model for middle school students!

So weirdo Altman went full Paul Weiss.

Well, if *Sam Altman* says DOD AI won't be used for mass surveillance and slaughter, I'm sure that's good enough.

Altman proves yet again that he is not the smart guy he pretends to be. Maybe he thinks that over on the hell site no one will call him out on that BS.

😬🤬

The only way they ever get solvent is by bilking the taxpayers.

Do not like.

We've lived in a post truth world for far too long.

😂 😂 Understandable. One of the reasons I'm here is because Musk's algos made me invisible.

cant imagine why....

fallout indeed

Oh no.

Absolutely unsurprising that anti-human Altman would take the anti-human position

Does he fckn hear himself??? Calling it the Department of War and saying with a straight face they are committed to safety? Get the fck out of here

Okay, so he just lies when he needs to.

All these people SUCK

Also, Sam…it’s not DOW, Congress has not authorized a change, it’s still DOD, and you’re now complicit.

calling it the Department of War all you need to know

I’m certain this change has nothing to do with OpenAI President Greg Bockman donating $25 mil to MAGA, Inc. Jared Kushner is one of their largest investors too, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

Again, just like the fricking movie