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I thought it said athletes 😆 i was like damn now its a sin to be fit

Well I’ll be! You sadistic MF!

As a believer, what will you say on "alien judgment day?" The sword cuts both ways.

What a ridiculous question.

Pretty good, Father in Heaven. I was going g to say "I hate winter so I'd prefer a warmer place."

Oh imma do one better- imma tell! I’m telling on all the bad Christians. I don’t need an excuse -I didnt fuck up to begin with.

If god does exist, he needs to beg for MY forgiveness.

All those commandments and not one that bans slavery, rape, incest, beastiality, or pedophilia? Send me to hell, you are unworthy of my worship.

I just felt that the talking snakes in the Harry Potter novels were more believable than those in the bible novels.

I would just be sad for him--because if this is the world he decided to create, what a mess. I hope this was a practice round. As an atheist, I think it is the height of immorality to use the threat of eternal domination to enforce good. If that is the only reason people are kind, then that sucks.

Truth. Christo-fascists are worshipping a golden PEDOPHILE

“My bad”

I wasn't in a cult like these freaks.

The philosophy seems to be that it doesn't matter what you do in your life, but if you don't effusively praise God, you will be sent to eternal torment. It's almost like they have confused God and Trump, or at least remade God in MAGAs image.

"Who are you to Judge anyone?"

And knew how to spell. O_O

God is forgiving, Jesus died for our sins. Ultimately believing doesn’t matter as much as a life well lived free from this vile hatred and hurt many xtians send out while supporting people like trump who raped and killed women and children.

God forgives everyone but also remember, he is the ultimate judge.

Dear believers, Hello Hello Hello??? I am sorry I can't hear you. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. The voice of your god is muffled by the clamour of your cowardice and self regard. Stand up and be a hu-man.

I have met a handful of what I would consider “Good Christians”. I would have never known their faith without observing how they live/treat others and then asking them. Those people don’t feel the need to advertise their faith, they just live “by it” through actions/examples.

Very occasionally did things that were actually bad but mostly sins are made up. Who is hurt because I had sex with someone? I think I will be ok and if I'm not oh well I did it lol got to face the consequences

No excuses necessary. We're all just souls learning to fly. All God does is reveal our life in a cosmic review. He doesn't judge us,we judge ourselves. Remember me? And thankyou very much for sending me back...my back aches all the time!!!

Dear God-fearing folk, How will you explain that your “god” seems to be a punitive white domineering father figure instead of an all loving entity?

I'd say it was shocking how fast the south's Republicans turned on black voters, but Id have to assume they arent the racists I know them to be, so...

What's God's excuse when he meets me?

I'll be the one passing judgement.

In the extraordinarily unlikely event that God exists, and we meet on judgement day… … I’d judge him to be a truly awful being, who is utterly unworthy of worship, and wholly deserving of the hellfire he threatens humanity with.

🤚 I can answer that. They'll blame Biden and the Democrats for the lack of a judgment day. Somehow we fabricated the whole date, bought off God's calendar management team, and convinced Jesus to reschedule for "administrative reasons." 🤣

Atheists don’t believe in gods?

I never engaged in an insurrection and beat up police officers. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ve never r*ped anyone. I have NEVER intentionally harmed anyone or anything!

I followed the teachings of Jesus even though I don't believe he's the son of God.

If there is a heaven, most atheists will be fine and be there. Most atheists I know are much more Christ-like in their behavior than self proclaimed, loud, boisterous Christians I know.

Why would I need an excuse for living honestly in accordance with my belief? Also I’ll be asking God to justify the suffering of innocent children in the “mysterious plan” as in why kids get bone cancer at 3years old? Who does that serve? What kind d of “loving god” does that?

Depends on gods excuses.They have way more to explain than I do. No offense @thegodshow.com

Also, what's up with little kids getting cancer? I mean, you couldn't just give the parents needing to learn a lesson the cancer instead?

👏👏👏

Dear Jay - when you die and it turns out there’s no god greeting you, what will your greatest regret be?

Makes me wonder, what will be the excuse of magats? “I did not understand the first commandment”? “I thought a lying, grifting pedo was the messiah?” Because they believe in hell, but that does not stop them from wishing others suffer?

I didn’t need fear of god to be a decent person.

You just didn’t give me enough evidence - Bertrand Russell

Well said! Thanks.

Of course they do—it’s the purpose of any religion.

And rapist and felon.

Amen 😇😇😇😇😇

I'm not going to start believing in him just because I meet him after I die. The senses of a dead person would be a suspect source of information to say the least.

This epidemic of pedophiles only confirms my atheism.

My only source of information about you is a 2000 year old book your followers used as justification to murder anyone who didn't believe in it which currently sits at ⅔ of the planet

If there is an omnipotent entity that created the universe, I’d ask what was the thinking for creating an evil pos like trump.

I’m not concerned about meeting god, but I’d like to be a fly on the wall should the supposed Christian right ever really meet him. Of course, since they already think that Dementia Don is Christ-like, they’d meet their Satan and think that he is god.

So I was right. You still think Harris and Trump would have been equally the same for Gaza and the world as a whole. A fool.

God will have to answer all of my questions about slavery before I even begin to entertain what he/she has to say to me.

Uh, I’m a fucking human. ‘Nuff said.

I never lied and said I believed in you when I didn't.

Yahweh, is Jehovah who is Jove, who is Jupiter who is Zeus who is Odin. I really don't think I am going to meet a Bronze Age War God when I cross over.

How do you decide who suffers and for how long before we die????

Excuses? If a benevolent God is all powerful and still allows this, he's gonna need excuses.

Not on my plans. I’m going to lie in a cooler for a couple of years while medical student carve me up. Afterwards, of no concern to me.

Your god, or one of the countless others that have had traction over the millennia?

Pretty darn good excuse I'd say.

Excuses for what? If you live in the center of your integrity you don’t need excuses for anything.

Excuse for what?

It boggles my mind that these imbeciles think an atheist should be afraid, but they can lie, cheat, steal, and support the most heinous acts including, but not limited to pedophilia and torture, and that’s okay. Are they really that fucking dumb? The hypocrisy is BLARING.

If you wanted me to believe in you, you shouldn't have given me a brain.

Day of judgment. 🤣

Most Christians are hate-filled, evil, judgy, petty people. It's pretty sad that they invented a god that they think rewards that kind of ugly behavior. If you're going to invent a god, invent one that is better than that.

I have friends who are agnostics and they live the word of Jesus better than most church goers.

Truth, and also, if God (no offense to you) is so fucking petty that he cares whether I believed in him or not, then I feel like he's more like the other guy downstairs. But for real, it is dead ass evil to burn someone in eternity for not praising you.

What will god have to say about the racism and bigotry in their hearts and actions? They think that shit’s gonna fly?

That’s greet. Thanks for sharing.

Ah! Thank you. Good to know!

Or the promise of heaven.

Unlike most who call themselves Christian - who use God as an excuse for their misdeeds!

Ding ding ding WINNAH 👆👆

How about those priests that have molested boys for decades that worshippers seemed 2 always Forget about & forgive? The churches knew it was happening & moved those priests 2 another church so they could Sin yet again Those sins r never forgiven, sorry Stuff against children Is never forgiven

When God explains why there are more verses regarding rape than love in the Bible then he can judge me

It never dawns on these people how insanely long it would take to individually judge, after death, billions of humans who have lived on Earth.

For anyone who wants to come along and lecture me about free will and all that, I assure that I spent years studying these issues. So all you'll do is annoy me for as long as it takes me to block you (not long).

Faith is a gift from god but that motherfucker forgot my birthday 36 years in a row now 🤷🏼‍♀️

If, not when.

If there is an all loving god, they would not "judge" people on whether the person "believed" in said god. The all loving god would judge on how the person behaved towards others. Why would an "all loving god" judge anyone, if they are all loving? If humans just treated each other with kindness...

Surely it's Gods fault for giving me free will

Yes!!!!!

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This!

Pascal’s wager is never a valid position.

I guess God is busy greeting everyone that dies and can't do his job. Quit slacking and start smiting!

I've always said the example set by mainstream Christians- worship required without question- sounds more like a demon, than an all-powerful benevolent being.

Pretty sure the admission into heaven isn't "Brought to you by <<The One True Brand>>!" And then they pull back the card and it's like the holy grail is wood! where if you didn't go to a little shack of a church is some remote village, whoopsie, you lose. Spoiler alert: God is infinite empathy.

I did good deeds, gave people respect, had fun and didn't hurt anyone... So let's get this over with

Well, with all the pain and suffering in the world, I had my doubts. But nice to finally meet you. If you have a minute, I have some questions. ;-)

God will have more to answer for on Judgement Day than I will

Don't need an excuse. He's never been there for me. Don't really care if he's there or not. But also I know I'm not wrong.

Be an atheis God: cool idc Support the felon God: be gone thot!

I will gladly go to Satan willingly if all the MAGAts are getting into “heaven”

God: “Vanity and pride are sins.” Also God: “Worship me or else.”

You never returned my call, so...🤷‍♂️

Classic god.. 🤣

Which mythical god are we talking about here?

Heaven? That super ill defined place where people supposedly sit around praising someone 24/7? If I wanted that I could have moved to North Korea. Screw that. My ego isn't so big that I think I need to stick around after death. PS: grow up.

This is a stupid question anyway. What if I wake up inside your fantasy? That sounds like your fantasy, not my reality. 🤷

When we meet MAGAs God, we won't need an excuse.

I believe St. Peter will open that gate and say, “welcome.”

I don’t think athiest will need an excuse. If there happens to be an all know god; they’ll see most atheists as good people who didn’t fall prey to delusion, doctrine, and the great harms the church and organized religion have caused to society!

Dear Christian, when you find that black is white, what will you do? Will you finally read that book by George Orwell then?

Dear Christians that hate everyone and everything that aren’t exactly like you what will YOUR fucking excuse be? Fucking hypocrites….

I'd like to give him a really shitty review, 0/10

That I didn't need to believe in you to be a kind and good human. I just did it.

I'll be the one asking questions, if you don't mind, and I've got a lot of fucking questions.