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This gives me bad vibes. Excellent capture of the essence of Tuesday.

Get out of my head Onion!

The line-up for eggs keeps getting longer! 😢

Fuck, I feel this in my bones

🤞

Ha, yeah and… oh fuck it IS only Tuesday

What a week

Chun-Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot (snip) M. Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it. Chun-Li: You don't remember?! Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

I’m fine,this is my digital equivalent of walking into a forest and yelling.

Trolling is a art

you piece of shit, fuck

What a year it's been...

The long dark Tuesday of the soul

Or is it gaslight Wednesday?

Why would you post this on a day like today? It’s literally Tuesday!

youtu.be/nmYsvg4wo5c?...

Aw c’mon man

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE DIED VIA STING RELATED DEATHS

fuuuuuu...

Whoa, I thought it was Wednesday momentarily... Fuck this week is still going???

Not even kidding, I had that exact same dress! In the early 90s. I wore it all the time. Probably with that same facial expression.

This hits different on Wednesday

Man, fuck you, why'd you have to remind me? Fuuuuuuuuuuck

😔

god fucking damn it

I wonder if anyone suggested the headline tense of “It Only Tuesday” before it was rightly rejected.

oh god!

🖕

Your previous article mentioned end of the world coming this Friday. Are we still on schedule?

That lady's face is my face rn

Cee You Next.

yeah

I’m so tired.

Sure if you're fucking M. Bison. For everyone else it's the most important day of their lives.

This hits far too hard.

Fuck

I have to say, it really hurt to read this today.

Mfers

Devastated about this

well fuck

Readers added context they thought people might not want to know: Newpspapernaper* Source: Jim (he is having a stroke right now call 911)

Dam, it only Tuesday 😭💜

TOO SOON

No amount of tacos can fix this.

I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday

oh how i felt this

No lies detected

Real.

Tuesday is my Saturday as I work Friday to Monday.

Fuck

Dammit.

At least we can add tacos to Tuesday?

happy Taco Tuesday everyone

Fuck

Slow news day for a satirical site, we really are fucked

It's

it ony a movie

It only been 14 days!!!!

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

It's been 84 years, since 2 hours ago.

reminds me of my favorite sweet bro & hella jeff

THIS WAS PUBLISHED IN 2007.