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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

What do you MEAN it's already time to go to work again

Happy Black Cat Day! 🖤

Oh, man, he's so close to getting it.

To be fair, the teacher might have been perplexed if she’d described her daughter as an outside-the-box thinker with great synergies who’s hitting all her KPIs.

everyone’s always like amy. how do you post so good? I’ll let you in on a little secret:

This is why I say my dogs are in a polyamorous open relationship It's a) correct and b) unambiguous

We'll try & write to you from Spain with news about everyone, but if you don't hear from us it means we've died of cholera.

Even cooler is: Spielberg watched the godawful dreck, filtered out everything but the visuals, and concluded "this cinematographer is brilliant, I wanna work with him" I remember seeing this in a theater as a young critic and thinking "that's one of the best looking terrible movies I've ever seen"

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

Dexter and Joey 11 years ago. Dex had Joe well-trained. RIP boys. Hope you’re cuddling together somewhere.

A lot of feminist commentary about modern politics boils down to “it’s all gender” and certainly the behavior of the far right’s primary panics on the ground seems to constantly validate that.

Roses are red That great wave was off Kanagawa

Yall wanna see a hedgehog nommin an apple

Horror story in six words: Carpeted bathroom Squishy under your feet

AirBnB guest now that they don’t have to clean up after themselves

Missing this guy tonight.

Literally me, but with a beige dog

Is she saying she doesn’t have to strip because her husband is a lineman? Are these the only careers in the world?

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

In the past week I’ve seen Musk and You Can See Everything. They both will stick with me for quite a while, mostly because the Holmes one is getting way more attention, and is a more pleasurable watch, but is by far the lesser when it comes to importance.

Had to draw the ‘cat puddle on a glass table’ photo because WHO COULD RESIST #art #cat

I don't think a deranged white nationalist tech bro should be allowed to funnel half a billion dollars into the election

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

A $1bn to make sure that "Musk" the documentary won't be broadcast on any Skydance outlets. www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Seconding the 'please, if you have room and inclination, adopt' because what if you DO adopt some little creecher and you're like "I have never had a cat before, he is very cute but what do I do with him" and he's like "YOU DO THIS" for a solid month (Photo from July 2022)

the right angle cat

Our website is currently down while we resolve the same PHP issues that are affecting so many other sites. But we're fine, emotionally. And the museum is still open. There's even a scone with your name on it.

Meteorologists say they've never seen a tropical storm so incredibly off-putting and lacking in charisma.

No one elected Elon Musk to oversee foreign policy. Yet he was able to unilaterally slow down Starlink in Ukraine — because his enormous wealth gave him enormous power. Now he’s using that enormous wealth to buy another election and amass even more power. See the problem here?

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