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“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god

What’s that you say? Liz has a new book out which even the Telegraph is saying is even more unhinged than the last one? Wonderful, I’ll post this then.

Stop what you are doing and look at this lovely story. A photography student in the 80s took pictures of punks and mods on the street in Preston. He’s now tracked them down and photographed them again. The pictures and stories are really ❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bands who don’t look like they sound.

Small domino - a campus creep sets up a website to sexually harass teen girls Big domino - failed coup in Brazil

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

Against all the reviews I’d heard and read I decided to watch the second Joker film last night. It wasn’t good obviously but above all was just really dull.

Been out for my first run today since I did the Great North Run. Is the 9minute mile anything to brag about?

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Fred Dibnah/Reg Holdsworth lookalike allegedly up to no good. (One for the teenagers and hello fellow kids etc)

I was over the moon with my £160 for a pack of about 50 tbh.

We had some ale drinkers in from West Yorkshire and they left behind a copy of CAMRA's magazine for the Bradford area. In it there's an article about a pub crawl that finishes in Dewsbury and I just wasn't prepared for the final sentence

Incredible run of graffiti in Newcastle.

I saw the new Ghosts movie last night, and it’s a total triumph — a gorgeous, funny, kind family movie with just the right amount of of spooky for Halloween half-term. You’re gonna love it!

A trackless tram is a bus

Direct URL is accountsettings.ebay.co.uk/ai-preferences Glad to see mine was off already, so it must have been circulated before.

Health messages on cigarette packets have worked. We should do the same with betting shops. A third of the frontage should have a big yellow on black sign saying "We're still in business because you keep on losing. You're all losers."

I always listen to my music in quiet coaches on trains because you can hear them better there.

The event - I'm not making this up, I swear I am not making this up - is jointly hosted by our Mayor, Andrea Jenkyns and Luka The Robot

Here's Tesla's flying car but with fart sounds. You're welcome, everyone.

Traitors.

My birthday is on the 16th of October🎈

Oh ffs, they're at it in Dover again.

Has Tony had a long lunch? #6Music.

such a horrifying ending

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

Kevin McCloud has just done a Mother in Law joke on an old Grand Designs being shown on C4.

When I tell Siri to fuck off is there anyway of stopping his stupid reply of “I won’t respond to that”? NB I do tell them to fuck off quite regularly

alright fellow mascs just bled my radiators, which predictably led to a drop in water pressure, and usually know how to bring the pressure back up but turns out my boiler situation here is, huh, unobvious - do we think these are the two bits I need to open to bring the pressure back up?

Movie posters that could only be put up in British railway stations, one of a series of probably one.

RJ Mitte, actor best known for Breaking Bad role, dies aged 34

These type of people always remind me of an old work colleague who was furious that 3 wind turbines were installed on a field about 2 miles from his house but we’re still very visible yet never once complained about the pylon less than 100 m from his house that buzzed like crazy in wet weather

The Houthis have got hypersonic missiles, but what frightens me is solar panels generating clean electricity to replace oil from the Gulf and Red Sea

Last night in Hydra

It’s rubbish here.

Only in bloody Hydra

Glastonbury shit bags.

Hearing Mr Keaveny on 6 Music just makes you realise what the station is really missing.

Got to take our H to the cattery for a week while we go on holiday. Contrary to his very usual routine of popping upstairs to bed of a morning,he’s gone out and not answering to me calling him.

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Most TV is just this now.

Zuckerberg had one good idea (with his friends) and made himself a billionaire but everything else he’s thought of is junk. Why does anyone still listen to this man?

This is beautiful writing about what happens when strangers on the internet narrativise you, based on 30 seconds of video 👇