Chris "Fall of the House of" Jester

Vivek Ramaswamy ran an ad attacking his opponent for being raped as a child. But he's also one of the few Republican politicians who is still allowed within 200 feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Reposting in response bc this crybaby disabled replies. MSNow has more Republicans on staff now than any other network. All of corporate media is owned by fascists billionaires and staffed by fame-hungry bootlickers.

The owner of X posted a bunch of Kremlin propaganda and then turned off Starshield in Ukraine to help Putin murder thousands of Ukrainian civilians. Here's why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

The days of 'going along to get along' are fucking over. We're done watching Dem's pretend we can just move forward after the Rapepublicans ignored the Constitution, committed crimes against humanity, and completely lost their collective minds. We want consequences. We want justice.

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They will have to invent books after stealing our books to feed their machines that then killed books.

Has anyone asked Mitch McConnell to denounce Hasan Piker? Probably not. I realize the media is pretty obsessed with this Twitch streamer, but it's not like they'd ever want to disturb the privacy of the powerful senator no one has seen in 100 days.

Ya the media went along with it because they wanted Biden to fail and they don't make a big deal out of Gary because they want Trump to win

“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.

If you either send me or add me to a Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet and it's in wrap text, I'm just going to assume you're a lunatic.

the democrats are the teens who think "finally we beat freddy krueger, no way he comes back, don't check the corpse, he's dead for sure."

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

nobody is giving fox news more headlines about how democrats can't win general elections than moderate candidates and their supporters in the media

The Republican War On Integrity The Republican War On Competence The Republican War On State Capacity The Republican War On Democracy

Good morning to the New York Post reporter who's here for the inevitable "Bluesky Liberals Cheer Graham's Death" article that is surely dropping by lunchtime

If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with.

centrists love to be like “when are you socialists going to win regions and states that we centrists currently also don’t win”

Unlike many NY Dems, Hochul deftly managed the rise of Mamdani and allied with him to avoid a primary challenge. The Times recasts her savvy maneuvering as a naive fuck up because they hate Mamdani and are looking for any angle they can to halt his momentum.

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

Liberals are quick to criticize Trump for paying Iran’s fundamentalist regime hundreds of billions of dollars. But what if that’s just a smart down payment on the terrorist attacks that will win Republicans the next elections? by Marc Thiessen

To be very precise, on top of being a useless conman, he is one of the biggest mass-murders in history, a genocideer on par with any of history's other monsters.

I want to support public broadcasting but NPR plays the "Nice Polite Republicans" bit way too much, they structure everything around it so that readers are led to believe problems caused or made worse by Republicans are acts of god and forces of nature.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

The arc of history is long, but it bends toward sensible Midwestern accountability. Well done, Pope Leo. +💯

“Democrats have a clear path to neutralize this GOP power grab if they want to take it,” Max Flugrath, senior communications director of Fair Fight Action, told me. “This is the ‘break glass in case of emergency’ moment for American democracy.”

Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

this is the guy that the mainstream media is working to paint as the serious guy in the trump administration who secretly opposes all the crazy stuff trump is doing. a fun contrast to how the media portrayed Harris when she was VP

It's so funny. "The USPS losses money" So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere. But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

@amandarjester.bsky.social, I need some explanation if you please?

Go find this whole thread. Not only is Hegseth a Christo Fascist lunatic, he is also the biggest bootlicking dork.

I know you fucking lying…

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

Having a therapy appointment on #festivus feels a little on the nose....

We watched This is Spinal Tap and Spinal Tap II on Saturday. Misery is on our October Playlist every year. Stand By Me is one of my favorite movies We went to a live showing of Princess Bride with Cary Elwes in Wilmington last year. These are all Reiner films. Pick one and watch.

I forgot that what I love about “Skyfall” is that it’s basically “Home Alone.”

This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants