Kez Gymbro Arc

Gardumb of Readin'

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

Being a video game writer has to be hell. >write asshole character called "Jimmy the Asshole" >be bombarded with complaints that Jimmy's an asshole >legions of tumblrites that inexplicably want to fuck him >republicans unironically admire him >800,000 downloads for BIG TITTY ANIME JIMMY on Nexus

Standard online crochet/knitting community discussion

Did aurora borealis also happen to localize entirely within his kitchen

I always think about what Mac from Always Sunny said about his transformation

The invincible airplane

Vehicular suicide (disambiguation)

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

#interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #claudia

"We need you to be a team player, Sartha. Your life outside these doors? Doesn't matter. Whatever stresses you have, leave them at home. You seem confused. Here, let me help you. Associate. On The Clock."

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

Oh my god

Wow! Texts are super rare for the Hittites, basically there’s just one archive and it’s 95% lists of prayer sacrifices to mountain gods, so this is really, really exciting!

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.

The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence

this reads like doj is saying the guy did a really great fraud

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

This isn't to say things aren't bad, but for a marginalised community where poor mental health is rampant it's so so important that we accurately assess threats and focus our energy on the fights that matter.

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*

Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there

Look at this photograph.

Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality

Can we call it apartheid now

"OpenAI co-founder and president Greg Brockman gave Trump's super PAC a whopping $25 million" is one of those things that could really stand to be pointed out more:

my smart glasses told me "hey, it looks like you're beating your wife. that's not the best approach to being a good husband" and it really turned my life around

I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

Very cool

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

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