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[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

I'm working with data on all players currently on AAA rosters for a project. My first big takeaway: why didn't anyone tell me that the Twins have a prospect with the amazing name "Paulshawn Pasqualotto"??

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

it's out of my hands it's the people's term now

I recently saw @topherflorence.bsky.social post that Surfing Dracula is being overrused and misapplied, gonna need an official ruling on whether this qualifies

when i use a tiny screwdriver to change the batteries on a kid's toy

boy in midwest small town: how many outs in an inning? me: *chuckling knowingly* at least three

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

i strongly disagree with a commercial for the postseason including a pitcher striking out ke’bryan hayes. the skill level required is just not that high there

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.

oh

New from me: McClatchy laid off 12 journalists at the Lexington Herald-Leader and a majority of its positions, as a part of its deep, nationwide layoffs.

I hope there's a sign for folks dropping off people at the airport that says "D.PARTON"

An important update from KO_OP.

My dog is full of piss AND vinegar? In this economy??

I wanted AI to solve my chronic medical problem, not the problem of my enjoying thinking about math within a community. But I suppose if I were a medical researcher, it would be just the reverse. I celebrate today on behalf of slow and unproductive medical researchers.

SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 NINTENDO R&D2 1990 NES

Huge congratulations to the US-based Wikimedia Foundation employees who voted with 92% support in favor of unionizing, and shoutout to the tireless work of the organizers.

[Picking up the wrong kid from school] They grow up so fast 😭.

I guess I’ll never get the benefit of this wisdom

He's quite tall, but surely they could have accommodated him.

#reds learned today that Eugenio Suarez passed his U.S. citizenship exams.

This is the second time the Giants have picked him up.

Entomological rodeos

[Depeche Mode voice] My room... temperature... cheeses

Mother Nature now carrying out double tap strikes

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[To a student attempting to show their engagement by asking a question during my lecture] not now child you're going to spoil my peroration

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

Self care is important!

Finally, a way to make money in journalism

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence