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Oh nooooo Everyone loves Fleetwood Town the lovely League Two club that beats Arsenal! [five minutes later] We regret to inform you that the Cod Captain is a rapist.

One week later Ezra Klein: Malfoid Was Giving Me a Boner in the Right Way

Block Sabbath

i mean really, tremendous commitment to the bit

sorry to ruin your fun but his whole stoner nice guy routine is an act. Scooby's not even his real name, it's Gideon, and the only reason he can doss about in a mystery van is because his family, the D'Oubay-Doux, made a fortune in the East India Company in the 1700s. educate yourself.

Cod almighty!

never carabao'd it anyway

FLEEEETWOOOOOOD what a win!!!!

BlueSky a band Scoldplay

It’s vastly underated that one of the main reasons the far right hate Zelenskyy so much is he stayed & fought for what he believes in while they go from posting like this to fleeing the country within 48 hours

The SNP have just allowed Reform and the Tories to do the dirty work for them on blocking climate action. Right wing MSPs voted down our @scottishgreens.org amendment opposing the Rosebank oil field while SNP MSPs abstained. That's an abdication of responsibility.

Department of Education posting Malfoid art btw. I’m losing my mind man.

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

These Committee meetings seem to last an eternity…

The correct response

NEW: "It’s been hell." "I’m dead inside." "I honestly don’t know if I will ever find work in the U.S. again, let alone D.C." "It’s akin to screaming into a void." What is going on with D.C.'s job market? Contributor Abi Newhouse investigated:

What a flex

Go to a factory pub and talk about how much you made from shutting the local factory down, you're going to get punched in the teeth. The witnesses will all think you deserved it Brag about "AI" near people who know illustrators, translators or copywriters and you'll get the social media equivalent

Almost 600 scientists, ecologists, health professionals and more have called on Andy Burnham to reject the re-submitted application for drilling Rosebank The science is abundantly clear - we cannot open new oil and gas fields. @profbillmcguire.bsky.social

the UK has the loosest gambling laws in Europe and let me tell you: this is one of the things that is killing every. thing. else. property greed is the other. but gambling is destroying high streets, areas, social cohesion; if you don't live in an area infested with slot arcades you don't get it

bluesky has four types of users

here's the manual on how to go against Meta and Google as you fight for the greater good, it worked wonders for us www.bbc.com/news/article...

Well, the company I work for had the administrators in to lock the doors this afternoon. No money for wages this month and staff will be creditors in the liquidation. CEO is MIA. Magic. If anybody needs a finance Compliance Manager in Manchester and surrounding, or remote, I'm available.

Amazon keeps telling me I've "landed a complimentary gift." Gifts are complimentary by definition you tautologists.

perfect, no notes

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

Nevertheless, he is responsible for taking part. He is responsible for the things that he said as part of taking part. He is responsible for having chosen to do this.

i would like one of those NYT flyover country focus group panels but for EV/hybrid drivers in deep red states who got shit for years from their neighbors for driving the woke and gay electrics and how they're feeling these days

Flavio has announced he will consider his options with his family, who have gathered to support him at his father's home: the emergency ward at Papuda Penitentiary.

what the fuck man. I haven't tweeted in months

"Of all the books I have ever reviewed that purported to offer a serious thesis, this is without question the most deranged."

Whenever the Sunday Night Football theme song comes on, I think to myself: Won’t somebody please

what level failson would it be if you lose the election you only got nominated for because your dad is legally barred from running

Brazil: BolsoNAHro

Dragging this into the light...in light of Brazil.

vucic loses. bolsonaro loses. jose mourinho lives to fight another day

These racist, festering lesions don’t get to dictate what it means to be an American.