Pumpkin spice horchata

I’m always racing home to do all the nothing I can

The Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association, arguing against a California bond measure on the grounds that bond financing is more expensive than financing from the general budget:

this shit isnt sustainable

shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

How did the people who designed airplane seats know we would one day be shaped like shrimp

I just googled the origin of the pinky raising while drinking tea thing and the only thing I am certain about is that there are about nineteen separate myths about it.

When someone pays someone else a “talent”, and it’s depicted as e.g. a single gold coin, but the work is set in a time period where a talent is more like 30-40 kilograms

This article is the most [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]-ass thing I’ve seen in the wild “The diplomatic gifts” “the black-and-white mammals” “the bears” “The vulnerable species”

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

This is important advice for everyone on every topic.

Oh shit oh fuck Super Grover logged in to the wrong account and accidentally revealed his secret identity

I love seeing your kids’ first day of school pics! All of them are beautiful! But saying this with my cybersecurity professional hat on: you probably shouldn’t be posting pictures of your kids. I’m sorry :(

“You design those new Star Trek lid handles?” “Sure did boss, real fuckin pointy, practically caltrops, just like you asked” “What”

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Every day it’s “Missy Beth’s Oat Nuggets may contain medical waste” and I have to run to throw out all my dang oat nuggets

Have we talked about Questionable Content recently? The last five years in particular have just been so darned good. It's humans and robots doing their best, nobody really knows what's going on, and there's a giant cryptic hive mind that spits out different embodied personalities so it can chat.

A core conservative belief is that women are not human beings, but complicated devices for producing baby boys

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

he's a 10 but he helped JojaMart take over the town during his first playthrough of stardew valley

I haven’t examined the bracket closely, but I’m rooting for whichever one is best for literally making a cup out of

ive kind of landed on my position here, which is: i don't care if it fixes NOTHING economically. it fixes the fact that they can buy elections and destabilize governments. it's an issue of national security

Any flight with Amelia Bedelia in earshot of the Cat in the Hat is going to end up plowing into the side of a fucking mountain

Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly

everyone thinks the Hamburglar wears prison garb because he got caught stealing burgers but he actually went to jail for double homicide

Give Me Just One Night (On A Lawn Chair)