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How it feels right now

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

my cheerleaders (18F 21F 23F 22F 24F 19F 23F 19F 20F 22F) have unionised

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

computer apocalypse scenario everyone thinks is real: an app that pretends it's talking to you decides (?) to leave the computer (??) and destroys earth (?????) actual computer apocalypse scenario: it's PHP again

Amazing how quickly we went from "oh no LLMs are going to flood the Internet with insecure code" to "oh no LLMs have discovered the internet was already flooded with insecure code"

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

computers are now battlefields

Is There a Ghost in Your TV?

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

this is properly nuts as.ft.com/r/0b5407a1-8...

you can c everything: a guide to the c programming language

“Playing at bigotry creates an environment for it, whatever our intentions may be.”

dudes rock

Wow holy fuck what a shit in principle but also at least have some selfworth and ask for more than an hour of time off for betraying your entire field www.verticalslice.news/rockstar-acc...

there gist of this commercial is basically “hey, your coworker is kicking ass by doing hard work. use ai to zhuzh up their work and claim it as your own.”

also parity woo. left-handed people have subtle magical powers mediated by the weak nuclear force

Yooooo someone is going to make bank after the crash by starting up a "pay us not to release all the weird shit you said to the LLM" company.

NHS England's new trans segregation regime for hospitals will kill people. We know this because there are real examples of how NHS "corridor care" is *already* killing people. But you can help - Trans Legal Clinic are fundraising legal action for a trans woman who died. Please donate and/or share!

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like

You guys have NO IDEA how little effort goes into conventional heterosexual intercourse.

Welcome to the precession of simulacra, I'm something like your host

I think, at this point, we have no choice but to make our t-shirts deeply offensive. The little girl from Exorcist getting top surgery, a priest saying "TRANS RIGHTS" while kicking Harry Potter in the face, etc.

after talking to many finance gurus here on wall St, I can confirm the best performing asset class to have in the 21st century is a warlord army

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This is such important work, and the thing to keep in mind is that when AI people tell you that games will be personalized for you, this is the kind of thing they are more likely to mean.

Always wet! No Survivors!

Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.

system alert

“OpenAI described the device as sophisticated and designed to evade detection” it was wrapped in white toilet paper behind a black television

*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.

interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime

By C.F. Payne

We should selectively breed animals to be low-poly somehow

someone really hated this little freak

it’s what the People WANT