Leftist McNuggets

FUCKING EGG CARTEL

They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled. There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.

I am hearing that in a surprise upset Gray Davis has taken the #1 spot in the California Gubernatorial Primary!

This is real. From Facebook.

I try not to fall for NYC vs LA shit but sometimes you see a city full of people who say like "I need to hold space for myself and do a full chakra cleansing with rose quartz" while advocating for using homeless people as a cheaper meat alternative and its like yeah its time for exterminatus

I feel like even the Nazis and Soviets provided paid transport and accommodations for this sort of thing.

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

if the past is truly a foreign country then we must impose sanctions, tariffs, and consider invading it

If there are no mechanisms left for stopping this robbery of the government by its president, then we have ceased to be anything but a subsidiary of the Trump Corporation.

also

SHAKING THEIR VAGINAS AT THE GROUND LIKE MARACAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That is how you know the Republicans are better for the economy. Because when Dems add 200k jobs it is bad and when a Republican adds 50k jobs it is great. Duh!

here we go again, the new york times calling an increase of 115k jobs under Trump "solid" while it called similar or considerably bigger gains under Biden "disappointing" or "weak"

Dems literally won a statewide election to pass new maps and those maps got invalidated, but Republicans in Louisiana are literally cancelling an election where people had already voted in order to pass their gerrymanders. We live in a rigged system.

Oh my god I got a content violation for a joke about W*ll St*nc*l. Does this dweeb literally search his name and report everyone no matter how small the account? Imagine being that pitiful.

This is not a new observation, but as someone who works really hard to make sure the metaphors and symbolism in her work aren't over-obvious, I think God should have to fistfight me.

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

incredibly funny how the outbreak happened after the two main countries involved, the united states and argentina, completely obliterated their public health and regulatory agencies for insane kulturkampf reasons

We've had plenty of career politicians serve as Chief Justice -- former senators and governors, even a former president -- and yet none was such a nakedly partisan political figure in their role as Chief as John Roberts. He is a political hack and I'm glad hearing that simple truth makes him sad.

tech companies used to be called like “Babinko!” and now they’re all called “Porch”

*taps earpiece*

Remember Catholics, the appropriate response to “May the 4th be with you” is “and with your life force” so I better not be seeing any of that outdated also with you nonsense!

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Laura Loomer making a 69 47 post.

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

Glinda voice: "Are you a good man, or a bad man?"

The 4 genders

Sure let’s blame Bernie instead of the historically unpopular candidate who - despite running an awful campaign - managed to win the popular vote. As always it’s blame the left first instead of the system.

If she’s running again she needs to make it clear what needs to be done to win this fight and how she’ll do it. We’re all tired of hopeful speeches with no plan

This message on this clearly AI landscape is gold. Dearzilla back there is going to trample its own electrical lifeblood.

“The moral, intellectual, emotional collapse of the Republican Party is in a way a bigger story than Trump. The celebration of a guy…who has led, more or less single-handedly, on his own decisions, his own judgment, he has led America into one of our worst strategic defeats in our history.”

The biggest propaganda job in school curriculum is around SCOTUS IMO. It's sold as this noble checks and balance but its been a pretty awful branch of government with the exception of a couple decades in the 20th century as Josh mentioned.

I just want to comically shake and slap every one of these idiots

I kinda forgot about this guy. Sent 3 bombs to CNN and eight years later CNN anchors were dressing up in tuxes and gowns to go celebrate the president that encouraged the bombings.