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YouTube thumbnail - “Portnoy complained about WHAT?!?!?”

(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory

Honestly kind of thrilling how shitty Jameis Winston looks out there.

Do people know this is the Bosnia manager's first soccer coaching job after a post-playing career of professional poker and constantly criticizing the national team on social media

Throwing my souvenir replica FIFA Peace Prize in the trash

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enjoying the nithya raman vertical drama ads so much

there's an important lesson in here about quitting if you're not good at something the first time you try it

Trump slowly evolving into dril

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Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Quite rare to see a chart that says quite so overtly that no one involved has the slightest clue what’s happening here

Guys being Dudes

"its hard to talk about a complex and multi-faceted subject that's also one of the most hotly debated topics on the planet that potentially touches many aspects of everyone's lives" yeah man this is the About Forty Words app. why're you trying to do all that on the About Forty Words app

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Since this would get released with top billing if it validated their priors, I’m gonna assume it validates mine instead

There are only ~20 people in American public life

all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less

like, this is sacrilege. you removed Thomas Paine, for this??

We are witnessing the JJ McCarthy MVP case right now

Have babies considered not slamming their fucking heads into their cribs in their sleep? Wonder if that would help

I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert

“But through the power of generative AI, you can put your friends IN frame, laughing too.”

Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat

imagine the first caveman who realized he could paint his clan rival as a weak, inferior gatherer of berries while drawing himself as the stronger and more bountiful provider of reindeer meat and hides

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

wizard frog is insane

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

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