Jamie

I think the Arsenal players will be bollocked every mile of the way home tonight. Still, not the end of the world.

Race Across The World but it's Flávio and Bibi on the run from Lula and the ICC

What a bunch of heartless, mindless amateurs. Scumbags, the lot of them.

If you've seen the ugliest vehicle ever made, that was Elon. Those videos showing obscene data center pollution? Also Elon. If you've seen starving African kids being turned away from shuttered aid distribution centers, that was Elon. A car burning on the side of the road? You guessed it

It really is a great app, and even better now it’s got the rss reader built in.

Not to open oneself up to accusations of being right-wing, but a minimum wage of nearly £30,000 a year and a higher rate tax bracket of £50,000 does look a little off

A historian will tell me that Vance is not the most craven try-hard phoney in the history of politics but he must be Top 10, come on

Not beating the "BBC RW bias" allegations

What is the BBC's justification for maintaining this level of coverage of Reform now it has slipped into third place?

Back to stage 2. Sorry repost, had to hack sender’s name off

Remember when Media & Political Elite promised US that Trump was tapping into “economic anxiety” not racism?

#TwinPeaks #DoubleIndemnity

Pensioner poverty has halved in the past 30 years, as the shadow work and pensions secretary Helen Whately claimed. But how much of this was down to the Conservatives? Almost all the fall she’s talking about happened under Labour.

All that said, credit where credit is due: Standing at the helm of a sinking Titanic impotently spinning its wheel left and right while petulantly whining at the panicking crew for not saluting you is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration's current Iran policy.

This is just strange behavior, even from a dementia patient. Trump stops and waves. The camera zooms out to reveal that there’s nobody in the direction he’s waving. Apparently, he’s waving to the ghost of Lindsey Graham.

Former Home Office Minister Mike Tapp MP -says the argument is "not just wrong, its cruel" - agreeing with the point [made by unions] that tied visas enable exploitation He wants to exempt care workers for new rules (Tapp is among the toughest voices on migration in the Labour parliamentary group)

Yeah I don’t see how this isn’t a crisis at this point? You cannot have a private citizen running a full private foreign policy which runs against that of the United States like this

I mean lets see his report but I suppose it's too much to ask for people to read about and listen to what Milburn has said about neets. He actually gives a shit about the problem and is saying the government should spend *more* upfront to reduce the numbers of young people on benefits.

Oh well, no harm done, eh?

Who can honestly say they haven't launched into a racist diatribe or fantasised about bathing their grown up daughter after being 'provoked' by someone listening to us?

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

Pascal’s wager (updated, 2026 version)

As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects

For those playing along at home: To give the appearance of action on the impacts of his humiliating blunder on the world stage, the President of the United States is making a humiliating blunder on the world stage by bailing the Russian president out of a humiliating blunder on the world stage.

😂Brilliant

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

Nothing is more important than intimidating asylum seekers

A shadowy network of hedgehogs and owls, operating at the highest levels of the British establishment.

"We charge you with genocide." Grim, inane and preposterous. One day these people will realise that words mean something and you shouldn't just string them together randomly to make yourself feel better.

At a certain point you gotta be willing to just say these are basically crazy people that nothing you can do will make happy, man. Like I’m sorry but if you’re protesting Mamdani over this people should just ignore you.

new 'That is a disgrace' gif just dropped

back in the day you had a sex dream about jesus you just wrote your bestie at another nunnery or monastery about it

This is what a white supremacist sounds like👇

Our war with Iran was *never* about them having a nuclear weapon. That has always been a lie. And how do we know this? North Korea has *lots* of nuclear weapons. And instead of bombing them, Trump is always singing the praises of its leader and how much he likes Trump. We are being conned.

The Tory Bayeux Tapestry is very funny and a great skewering of most of the main characters, apart from Angela Rayner who looks absolutely iconic in every image

Is pneumonic plague the one where you keep deliriously muttering a sentence that reminds you of the colours of the rainbow.

Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime.

Labour was polling a little over 30% when these articles were written. It is genuinely strange that the Conservative Party is not being subjected to the same obituaries by op-ed given its frequent sub-20% polling.

"Coming soon from Warner Bros/Skydance: CASABLANCA: Major Strasser is the brave German officer who tries to close down a notorious nightclub frequented by illegal refugees, left-wing subversives, treacherous criminals, & Laszlo, a Czech terrorist aided & abetted by Rick, the club's murderous owner"

Oh HELL no, #Audible. So you're going to not only steal my characters, infringing my copyright and IP, but you're also going to steal the voices of my brilliant audiobook narrators for your utterly crap AI chatbot? Get - and I say this with my whole heart - IN THE SEA! #NoAI

The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.

Only Reform will take £5 million bribes, accept illegal foreign donations, let convicted fraudsters bankroll them, buy houses in their girlfriend's name to avoid tax, help crypto billionaires get richer and do fuck all for ordinary people. 😊