John Blair

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.

I've had it with all these motherfucking capulets here in motherfucking spain

The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...

The skye above the port was the color of parchment, as yet unmarked by a scrybe.

2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.

Broke Pirates Fans: Bring back Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow Woke Pirates Fans: Bring back Kiera Knightly as Elizabeth Swan Woke 2 Pirates Fans: Bring back Kiera Knightly as Jack Sparrow

My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Me, a space alien learning about Earth religion: There are three Abrahamic religions with a common root. They must get along really well, since they're so similar, right?

Nobody warns you how tremendously disconcerting going back to an American restaurant is after living anywhere else long term. - them walking off with your credit card & no tap to pay - the huge portions and sodium - the weird attentiveness for tips - being IDed over 30 - flags everywhere

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mandatory reading

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

In case you missed it, Utrecht, Netherlands has begun building the largest Dutch “car-free” neighbourhood. With: 12K people 6K homes 1.8K social rental homes 1.5K mid-range rental & affordable owner-occupied homes 21K bike parking spaces 250 shared cars 2 parcel hubs Parking structures on the edge.

Air to Ground Message: HAVE A FINAL SCORE FOR NETHERLANDS V MOROCCO Area: Boston, MA, USA Type: Boeing 757-200 A: #aaa0960883d F: #f4693b3a945

(1/2) Air to Ground Message: GOEDEMORGEN. WIJ VROEGEN ONS AF OF HET MOGELIJK ZOU ZIJN OM VOOR DE HELE CREW VERVOER TE REGELEN NAAR DE XXXXXX. IVM KORTE OVERSTAPTIJD. WE ZIJN JULLIE EEUWIG DANKBAAR EN HEBBEN EEN WARME CROISSANT VOOR DE CHAUFFEUR. GRTS XXXX EN XXXX Area: Chester, UK Type:

1) Open this image up 2) Find the small, blue feature in the very middle Congratulations, you've spotted the Perseverance rover on Mars, photographed from orbit! 3) Trace the rover tracks as they wend their way across the surface

Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

@kenwhite.bsky.social's account is suspended?

As a resident of The Netherlands, my morning ritual of "review all of @kenwhite.bsky.social's posts from overnight" is disrupted when he is traveling in Europe.

I got a delivery from the 90s

god I want to make a game with manual-based copy protection

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Again, this take is why Trump is president today. 🤷🏿‍♂️ 1. The year in which cops killed the most people? During Biden years. 2. Mass incarceration (ramped up under Reagan using Biden policies) was finally turning around and decreasing under Bush, Obama, and Trump. Under Biden, it increased again.

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

"One thing that presidential countries have done to give impeachment teeth is to make the removal trial a secret ballot. South Korea does this, and that is why they were successful in removing their president after he attempted to impose martial law on the country on a thin pretense."

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

U2 released 'Achtung Baby' 34 years ago on November 19, 1991 album.ink/U2AchtungBaby

Every Midwesterner knows that you cook the green beans in cream-of-mushroom soup, not chicken soup.

Don't be fooled into unnecessary cooperation with the oppression of your own community. Be vigilant and offer as little as possible within the law whenever you encounter a @wfmu.bsky.social DJ. (from @jimthepoet.bsky.social)

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

hey wanna see something kinda interesting? this was the entire fix to the iPhone Antennagate in 2010. 20 bytes.