JohnQBoxler

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

OMG!

Old meme is still valid. Just change some names around.

every single financial institution would benefit from hiring exactly one (1) progressive to walk around the office all day long going “are you fucking stupid?” to anyone within ear shot

/bursting into a voting site on the day of a Republican Senate primary election, totally covered in honey and chased loudly by bees "Who is the most fucked up guy? Which one, quickly!"

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Coming this summer, on @wfmu.bsky.social

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

I'm going to fix Bluesky's user growth issues. I'm going to start posting about which MLB players have "George Lucas-ass names" again. Sorry about that.

Not wrong

Area Teen Watching March Madness Enters 2-Week Phase Where Dream School Is Creighton https://theonion.com/area-teen-watching-march-madness-enters-2-week-phase-wh-1850234726/

gas prices aren't bad news for everyone - those of us who have been keeping a few barrels of crude in our apartment the last few years are sitting pretty

“I’ve got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send me, now!” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer

The #ChurchOfRockAndRoll #42 Widely thought to be the most beautiful pop record ever made. It probably is. #TheBeachBoys #GodOnlyKnows

Me: Mom can we please go to Brazil I want to see the mythical Jair Bolsonaro Mom: No, we have Jair Bolsonaro at home

On general strikes 🧊 lithub.com/kim-kelly-on... @lithub.com.web.brid.gy

This.

Rest in peace to a legend. Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence: "Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

I think the solution to this worry is to knock all this dumb shit off

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

A rotten disease of the American liberal mind is the desire to seem reasonable to an imaginary political referee they have invented for the purposes of their own absolution. You would be better off genuflecting to the original imaginary referee. And come away with better political instincts to boot.

smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself

if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would: 1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990 2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes 3) wait until the internet noticed this 4) never offer public comment

just remembered this 1985 photo (from a SEVA benefit) of weir with jonathan richman, who looks like he's trying to figure out how he ended up onstage with a grateful dead. incidentally, weir is singing "ripple," i think maybe the first time he sang a garcia/hunter song outside the dead.

RIP Scoot Adams -- you drew a guy ❤️

Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/

Why is this tiny gesture so funny

Donner Party the musical

Just noting that no one is ever going to seize a tanker full of solar energy www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...

The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans. Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.

Man, this is so good — kind of amazing to have an instant classic added to the Du discography after all these years. A miracle!

when a cAnCeLLeD performer ReËNtERs the cULtURe,

*tap*

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer