Machined Surfaces

“AI is the most revolutionary technology in human history” AI when you show it a picture of baby poop:

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

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Every gothic horror:

Amazing if literal: pizza joint

Fireworks are stupid. Going on record. Put this right on the blockchain or whatever

when prodigy said breathe the pressure come play my game i'll test ya psychosomatic addict insane i felt that.

when a couple I’m friends with breaks up and one of them tries to make plans with me, I forward it to the other with “would you like to make a counter?”

App: Would you like to enable push notifications? Me: Would you like to kiss my entire ass?

seeing both neera tanden and matt yglesias do press runs in the span of a week. i believe in free speech but there are limits.

a message from the future

Vibe coding seems to be working out great

anybody else just like... tired

You’d be surprised how far you get analysing current politics with just “greed and conquest are cool guy shit and caring about others is gay and woke“

Someone needs to do a documentary about Ken Burns.

forget starsigns and horoscopes, if you're going to be full of shit you might as well go all the way

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

i have yet to see a non-loser explain exactly why we need to throw our trans friends in the garbage to win. it sort of seems like the losers who lost are the ones saying that

ultimately it's shit like this that makes the decline of birth rates and resulting demographic skewing towards old people self-reinforcing. Greedy, wealthy retired people voting to destroy the funding for public services they relied on throughout their life now that they no longer need them

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Also feel this way about like 90 percent of economists.

The owner of X is almost single-handedly funding the Republican midterm election campaigns. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

or less than 24 hours (@darraghmckenna.bsky.social for the pic)

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