Nezaroo. Don't touch that, you don't know where its been.

Farage is all over the news @lbc.co.uk complaining that Burnham doesn’t have a mandate to fix the Brexit mess. Burnham of course has already bottled it because he needs brexiters to elect him in his constituency

So there is a paedophile President and a junkie making decisions whether a military defence operates or not depending on his mood. Fuck off USA abusers abusing the world. You won’t fucking win.

Reform plan to bring back imperial measurements to help boost US trade, not realising that US imperial measurements are different from UK ones. So dense a black hole is empty space by comparison.

Netflix made $10bn last year but culled 1,000 people Microsoft made $133bn but they’re offering severance to 60,000 employees now The NASDAQ, DOW, FTSE will all soar while the general population collapses into poverty.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Anyone who knows how corner shops and independent petrol stations run should laugh out loud at this.

We will finally answer the question. 'How much @mrjamesob.bsky.social is too much @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?' 🤣

The worst part is that, while we are all immediately thinkiung the same name first... That there are multiple names that this applies too accross the world right now. They are mostly all old, white, men... and they are just fucking everything up for everyone...

Leaky Sue strikes again.

Worth a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_BE...

🌳Love it

Using the horrific death of children to promote racist policies puts Reform UK on a par with parasitic ghouls! "Reform UK Wales slated for ‘shameful’ Aberfan video" nation.cymru/news/reform-... via @reformexposed.bsky.social

Always a pain. You Wake up and have to put the old clocks back an hour.

The prime minister’s new, remote-controlled Jackdaw gasfield will generate less new employment than nine standup comedians going on tour – and is considerably more likely to be hacked This week’s column by Stewart Lee

Feeling a bit rough this morning after being up all night comforting Richard Tice, who was crying hysterically.

And yet another thing..... The UK is one of the richest countries in the world. I've no idea exactly how much we own, but we are awash with spondoolics. The problem isn't the amount, it's the location. It's mostly in the hands of the superrich, and shouldn't be. Tax the fuckers until the squeal...

“Trump's British apologists are finally starting to calculate… their potential reward for supporting this lame duck President in the US is no longer worth the growing cost to their reputations in the UK” Too late, Farage. Too much MAGA money. Too much fawning. www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/trumps-apo...

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Know who “Raise the Colours” are… This 👇🏼

Finally… 🇬🇧 Parts of the right-wing press have finally noticed Brexit was a disaster. Only took a decade 
🏦 The banks, the budget, and why it's time they paid up 
🪕 And a former Mumford & Son explains wealth creation to an actual tax expert on Newsnight New Trawl👇🏽 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Every gothic horror:

Witkoff to Putin: “You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian -- you are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that.” Britain and the rest of Europe and the free world. We need to uncouple ourselves from the US. They are gone, never to be trusted again.

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"They can start cutting people's faces up. They can stab someone. They can shoot someone." EXCLUSIVE: Our hidden cameras capture the leader of Turning Point UK organising a fake rally for a foreign government and helping arrange a murder-for-hire with loyalist paramilitaries.

Just been blocked by a touchy little prick because he asked me to “be nice” to racists worried about the effect scary brown people have on their house prices and I said “no” These are the reform voters. Fragile little pricks without a coherent argument and a victim mentality.

I stand with President Zelenskyy 👇

This is fucked. Really bleak how entrenched this is becoming.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/refo...

There’s a problem with the media coverage around the racism in the Reform Party. Most of the focus seems to be disgust that we have racists in Britain and the effect on the party. What about saying or doing anything about the actual racism itself and its damage to minorities, mainly Muslims?

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

*Several disparate groups of disenfranchised, mainly young people make up hundreds of thousands protesting wealth inequality in France after years of the gap between rich and poor widening and billionaires hoarding resources* Media - see? This is why you should be scared of Muslims!

Translated from the Russian...

Poland’s Foreign Minister Sikorski: basically calling Trump a liar. “The US no longer finances this war since January of last year. In other words, for more than a year and a half. The US has not contributed a single cent to the defense of Ukraine. We are doing it. Europe.”

Brilliant!

The Boys on their 1947 visit to the UK.

We need to rejoin the EU asap and then set up a European army. The USA is gone and is very very dangerous.

I can't find a single word on the BBC website about the ITV expose of the shenanigans at Reform. Strange that....

ITV footage shows racist, sexual, violent rhetoric among Reform members. These lunatics say “King Charles is a f***ing Muslim… " and want him to be beheaded. They want concentration camps for migrants, violence against minorities. Return of the Nazis, 100 years after the Cable Street resistance.

Another intruiging example had this week was Terry, mid 40's, in Bristol. Rape fantasies of migrants on Telegram.

Watch the full interview: youtu.be/m8tQXMz_vG0

Nice meme there, Vladimir. US and Russia against the UK. Here’s our reply. And notice how Russian/US backed quislings like Farage and Yaxley Lennon won’t ever stand up for us

Britain really does have the weirdest road signs.... #UK

The Second World War ended 81 years ago. To have fought in it, you’d need to be about 100 years old. The number of people aged over 100 is 0.024% of the UK population Which is a long way of saying this is clickbait racist shite

Brexit, Russia, Twitter bots – it’s been a good week for finally acknowledging a decade’s worth of malign influences on Britain. But let’s not overlook perhaps the biggest and most hostile troll of all This week’s Nerve column by Stewart Lee