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THE FACTORY

It’s never been more clear that racism is a scam perpetrated by wealthy elites to convince working people to blame someone other than the wealthy elite.

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

a lot of women owe me an apology

@the-finals.bsky.social I love the new update!! Keep up the good work!

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

It's a key part of conservative ideology: "I have no obligations to you and I can treat you however I like, but you are required to love me."

I love trying to read an article longer than 250 words on a browser on my phone the constant reloading adds a lovely frisson of danger to the reading experience also it loses my place every time it reloads which is both interactive and disorienting best of all is when the ad tech kills the page dead

defensive back celebrating a pass breakup completely oblivious to the flag that just got thrown for DPI

How many guys are having a beer and talking about AI with another guy right now? 100 million?

You love to see it 🇯🇴

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

Unfortunate update on Silver Court Case: A pause on evictions was denied by the judge. The fight continues! Although the legal battle for the residents will continue, the judge decided that an injunction will not be placed. The residents however remain clear-eyed and resilient.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Himfluencer. @theonion.com

“Our AI went rogue” is the new get out of jail free card. I’ll have to try that next time I make a bad change in prod.

i don't like that we've created a system where i have to push a button that says "reject cookies" multiple times a week

republican gotv strategy geninunely has been “eat shit and die - also our opponents are muslim” and the races are still close despite the deep bench of talent the dems actually put up this time around. there’s truly no force more powerful in this country than racism.

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

*mouth full of mac and cheese* im powerful

having long term memory and intermediate level understanding about US politics is a fucking curse

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

I knew the Canes' offense was gonna be good this year but this is ridiculous

it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it

Gang shit

Words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, gifts and physical touch. That was made famous by a pastor. Now, Playboy's Kelly Oxford translates a woman's love language to help you get laid.

it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”

This image in the replies was particularly funny to me

allies 30 seconds after mild criticism