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“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

Putting Chekov in perspective, imagine if Star Trek: Enterprise, which premiered right after 9/11, had introduced a Muslim officer in its second season. Typical with Trek of this era, Enterprise would address 9/11 only through metaphor.

What's crazy about this clip isn't trump's lackey hemming and hawing about shit Trump literally did 6 years ago, it's Dana Bash's reluctance to even suggest it out loud in the first place.

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

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I was on a bike ride with my friend about 3 miles from home and we saw some ominous looking clouds about 5 miles ahead of us so i looked up the weather forecast, it showed nothing, so we continued on our bike ride. as we restarted i said something like "sometimes i like living in the future"

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title: Don't Stop Believing In My Pants

Ben Franklin would be amped as hell about all the weed and porn I consume

If you use ai generators, I hate you.

The thing with the billionaires is they won’t fucking leave us alone. It would be one thing if they made some product or service, fucked off, paid their bills and paid for rivers of cocaine or gold covered loincloths or whatever. But they insist society be structured around their every whim.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

in other words, white democrats are afraid of being treated like racial minorities.

Still nothing.

How did you find out the young man’s identity, @wsj.com? hmm?

Made a little video about my reporting on “Tommy” from the viral @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall

I worked at a place that built industrial hvac units. I was hired as a welder, then for 3 days they had me doing everything other than welding, then fired me because I didn't know what I was doing.

Add "for tax purposes" to a movie: Saving Private Ryan for Tax Purposes

Breaking: @nbcnews.com tap dances to evidence-free press release from fascists, misinforming millions

They started on illegal immigrants, expanded it to legal immigrants, now are going after naturalized citizens. If you are not one of those groups, you are just somewhere further down the chain, but they will get to eliminating your rights eventually too.

This is about Ilhan Omar. But it's also about control, intimidation, & authoritarianism. The message is: we can do this to a member of Congress; no foreign-born American is safe. The administration is using fear as a tactic to discourage people from voicing opposition.

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

“oh nooo all my dumbass thoughts” like im never gonna have a dumbass thought again

I take the potential for internecine violence in this country very seriously. And I've tried to be careful with my rhetoric around this. But how long are we supposed to sit by and respond politely when the other side talks EXCLUSIVELY about killing or imprisoning our loved ones?

The federal government is going after Ilhan Omar only because of her race, gender, religion, and party, openly admitting they have no probable cause and aim to manufacture something. Worse because she’s a sitting member of Congress. That makes it an attack on her constituents and US democracy too.

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

If there’s evidence of fraud or other financial crimes, let’s see it. But trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting member of Congress over mistakes a parent allegedly made on immigration forms when she was a child is immoral and reprehensible. We can’t stand for it.

yeah wow i can't believe a Fox News talk show host turned our entire military into one big spectacle of bloodlust for TV ratings.

Look man I'm not going to have this debate with you. If you want to make the argument that Democrats have to throw trans people under the bus to win an election then make that argument but you can't turn around and then insist that trans people have to vote for them regardless. That's all I'm saying

o fuck now people are telling me about Linux shit Christ fuck

Literally sickening

I'll be honest guys, I make this mistake all the time.

Lads. Bad news.

incredible this will get little to no coverage

I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.