Randy Braun

Oh, i know this one: going on a cross-country trip along with my pet monkey!

Hey @thekylestarks.bsky.social found a new friend for Stabby

Wait, are you telling me all those people on the infinite tandem bike aren’t actually Thrillionaires?

Please join me in celebrating this video in the traditional way: watching it on a loop multiple times in a row

Proud to be a small part of helping this fully fund on the first day! Kyle writes good comics!

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There are many inexplicable aspects to this, but none more so than: if you are going to do a Minion marketing tie-in with a type of fruit, there is ONE VERY OBVIOUS CHOICE

I really wanted to advocate for the top part of my larynx, but I just can't give it my full-throated support.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen

Hm, has Meta ever been known to do funky math that led to the obliteration of whole industries? Trying to remember.

It should be exclusively referred to this way

despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

I was familiar with Trump Take Egg and Trump Take Gas, but was not prepared for Trump Take Cricket...

The culmination of the attitude that writing a children's book is an easy thing that anyone can do, rather than an art form that is EXTREMELY HARD to do well but very easy to produce a boring pile of doggerel (see also: nearly every celebrity who writes a children's book)

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I am resigned to receiving texts from unknown blue PACs forever, but this one made me so MAD. Disrupt, the way to be "the Dem's answer toTPUSA" maybe shouldn't be "lie as much as they do"!!

the president is lying again he lies every day, constantly, about everything, and he makes us listen to his lies, and I am very tired of them

I dunno but I think Wasp Fortinbras is about to show up

If you have time to browse bluesky this weekend, you have time to submit your comment on the proposed OMB rule to politicize science funding agencies. This one is important. Here's my comment if some inspiration will help. 🧪 scienceforeveryone.science/submit-your-...

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

The owner of X is embracing an explicitly fascist ideology which is opposed to liberalism, universal suffrage, and racial equality—and yet every Democrat in Congress and most journalists still use his website every day. It’s absolutely disgusting.

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

"America will survive Donald Trump but she cannot survive thermostatic oscillation between attempted national suicide and cleaning up the mess every four to eight years."

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

Donald Trump is a very stupid fucking person who genuinely has no idea how anything works and the U.S. press should never be allowed to live down their failure in communicating this mercilessly and clearly to the U.S. public

The real headline on the birthright decision should be about how the entire argument for voting against it, “birth tourism,” is an imaginary crisis!

"fool me once" is spanish for "fool me eleven"

RETVRN to the original Victorian meaning of "it's morbin time"

I hope he also has an enamel flag lapel pin that he takes off and on throughout the ceremony.

Mr. Smith (a short-lived 1983 sitcom about a superintelligent orangutan who goes to Washington to work for the government)

Both Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio seem to be describing Netanyahu using the same tactic 14 years apart. The difference is, it seems, the same tactic worked this time.

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up