Tempus Fuckit

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

What the Attorney General of the United States seems to not understand, but the people who matter do, is that Congress hasn’t given DOJ any authority to block states from certifying the election. This isn’t a thing. And we don’t have to pretend it’s a thing just because he says it’s a thing.

“I told you once that I was searching for the nature of evil. I think I’ve come close to defining it: a lack of empathy.... Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.” — Dr. Gustave Gilbert, U.S. Military Chief Psychologist in the Nuremberg Trials, Nuremberg Diary

it *is* one of us, @rooster.info, & his trial is tomorrow.

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Sometimes i think about how, in the late 90s, USPS was moving to set up a secure email address for every US resident and how congress prevented it.

If an internationally-wanted war criminal (whose forces have killed Americans) comes to US soil, attacks Americans (including the mayor of the largest city), and then says "Remember the beepers" in reference to a terrorist attack he committed — how can that be taken as anything other than a threat?

That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything. Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?

"Trump’s personal imposition of his taste is a different story than that of the administration’s overall totalitarian aesthetic, which can best be described perhaps as 'free tier AI image generator with the white supremacist dial turned to 11.'"

how it feels to be canadian

gritty Revenge Of The Nerds reboot where they do racism and nonconsensual porn instead of *checks notes* hold up

She adds, "But Republicans have made it a big attack on you," which is a telling statement. Stated simply: We don't find it newsworthy either, but it's our job to use talking points from one side and parrot them back to the other side. If not, we'll be accused of bias. (Also, my boss is Bari Weiss)

People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love.

There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”

pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.

Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay

Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like

this is such a common and yet incredible quote: "right now we are focused on november 3rd, not january 3rd" -hakeem jeffries on meet the press just to translate: "we are focusing on getting elected, we have no idea what we would do once elected"

1. Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14 and has not been in the Senate for two months. But he's continued to get paid his salary of 174K/year. Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times.

Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.

Puerto Rico is rationing water.

Food has always looked like this, to those of us Who are Aware. Sorry to those who are just now Waking Up.

media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment

BREAKING: An 82-year-old American has been left bleeding from his head after Israeli soldiers flashbanged him in the village of Turmusayya, in the West Bank. Soldiers then confiscated bystander phones and deleted footage of the incident. Trump just welcomed Netanyahu for the eighth time.

Being online exposes you to specific types of people that if you explained them to a regular person they would say you were insane. For instance, the person who murdered David Halberstam by driving the car they were in into oncoming traffic is now a pro-car, anti-transit podcaster in San Francisco.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Polls show there are people who approve of this presidential job performance

“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat”

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Two weeks ago today, after Nasdaq willingly rigged the rules, somewhere btw $7-10 bil of passive money was forced to buy SpaceX at $160.42 Today, 10 trading days later, it closed at $119.85 It’s an unprecedented forced loss (at least $2b) for passive investors and our financial media is 🦗

Trump: "They did nawt NOT want and they just didn't want it"

TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔 Unreal. There you have it, folks.

[sniffling] freakin go birds

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

If your boss offers you a 3% raise, they’re effectively giving you a pay cut. Standard 3% was never enough to begin with but when inflation is over 4%, corpo’s standards are out of touch with reality. Anything less is a straight up slap in the face.

HE'S JUST SAYING IT OUT LOUD