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Not China?

This is a fun way to handle foreign policy. Maybe we’ll attack. Maybe we won’t. Tune in tomorrow to find out!

The jobs numbers are poor and the red state farmers were making it known the economic policies are making it impossible for them to break even on their operating costs, much less make a profit. It makes sense he would manufacture an external crisis as a distraction.

Ukrainians rose up en masse and drove out their Russian puppet, sent him back to Putin, and elected a good man as their leader. We can do it too!!! We have to!!!

so either in 2 weeks (never) or by the time I wake up tomorrow

Another distraction tactic, but he can't disguise his uselessness in Ukraine, Gaza, or anywhere else where the US could bring its influence to bear.

What the actual f*ck! Trump isn’t Kilgore from Apocalypse Now. He’s Ripper from Dr. Strangelove.

So yes

Really wants that Nobel...

Jabba the child rapist

It all depends on the Epstein files. He might have to burn someone. It doesn’t seem to be working with Chicago, or DC, he shot a boat out the water, and that didn’t do it. He didn’t rename the defense department for nothing. It’s still Epstein!

Starting a new war so that eventually when the war ends, he can take credit for ending the war that he started in the first place unnecessarily

hey Maga "executive over-reach party" still upset that the Dems just attached a severing state by a peacetime president!? (Biden did this right?.. No? wait a minute)...

Yes he is

Congress? Any interest in doing your job this week ?

MAGA: The Intel Community experts who warned us about Trump are the same idiots who have blood on their hands from the Iraq War! Trump is the Peace President! No more Foreign Wars! Also MAGA: BOMB VENEZUELA!!!

Oh how Trump relishes the attention that his juvenile, irresponsible bravado garnishes. The Toddler King.

Trump simply can't resist letting people know he has a secret. He usually gives a clear indication of what his secret is. He's an idiot.

So says the President of Peace.

Means he doesn’t know. But wants to do it

The FAKE, Anti War POTUS is promoting WAR with Every Country on Every front -- WHY⁉️... HE is one SICK, DEMENTED SOB‼️

The Moron doesn't know what he's saying or what he's doing‼️...It gets more MANIACAL by the day‼️

Wonder if Chicago and Venezuela wanna pair up against Orange Hitler.

This clown won’t be happy until Americans get killed.

Dude's got worse hair than the Cryptkeeper.

This imbecile is gonna start a war!

The Hunchback of Mar a Lago is healthy

He's got concepts of the thoughts of doing that or whatever 🤡

Was he raping girls for the FBI?

All about their oil. Orange turd probably wants to be part of OPEC.

Get that man his Nobel!

A Nobel Peace Price moment. Let's save this for later.

Wow. Like some kind of D listed game show.

guess he’s hearing the ‘Noble peace prize’ vote isn’t going well so let’s attack a country and for some reason it’s not beyond the realm of believability that he would go nuclear on this country, why should Truman have all the glory

I guess he will💣

Looks like when he disappeared for a week, it was to get rid of his old man wrinkles.

Depends what’s happening with the Epstein files

Someone needs to step up and do the right thing and remove him from this planet.

Only if Venezuela is in a boat

This asshole really loves his cliffhangers.

Ooooohh, another cliffhanger from the reality TV President. Don't miss next week's episode!

I honestly wonder what his BFF Bukele has to say about this??? was Venezuela about to dish dirt on the dirty prison deal??? This is overboard on Trumps end, and he is such a pussy he only reacts when shit is about to blow up for him.

History will boo Trump and everyone in his feckless administration. All those around him and in media who placate his unlawful power grabs…the shameless Republicans in Congress who lie for him and propagate his racism multiplied by pedophilia to the power of incompetence.

“Two weeks. We’ll see in two weeks.”

Hello SCOTUS! Where the fuck are you? Congress? He’ll take you down with him. Time to start growing spines.

Sounds like the lead-up to bombing Iran

Trump telegraphs his every move.

Wag the Dog

The idea Humanity could force God to do the 2nd coming early seems absurdly blasphemous.

Is it another message to his Q Anon nutters? Here, in 2017, he made the Q and said it means the calm before the storm... Reporters asked what it meant... "You'll find out," he says ominously... amid reports that he will announce that he will “decertify” the Iran nuclear deal.

He needs to go.

They must have OIL

Maybe soldiers will start disobeying? Or is Leavenworth still worse than getting blown up/shot to death by Venezuelans?They do seem to view court martials as worse than death. Regime change means infantry on the ground getting shot and killed by other soldiers.

Shame on him

He thinks a war will distract us from the Epistein scandal. It won't

Ugh!

He’s not solving wars, he’s creating them. Gen. Bonespurs never served, he knows how to create them.

That’s a shame. The Nobel Peace Prize was soooooo close.

Gonna find out?? Does he have to check with Miller,Putin, Thiel?

I think Trump is the first president who doesn't try to rally the American people to support his wars. He just decides to bomb a country without making a case for it

The most transparent of all time, they said.

Seriously people this shit won’t end till we remove the stupid mother fucker and all his orange Nazis.

In 2 weeks

2 weeks

"With all that oil, they definitely need some freedom"

The United States is NOT your tv show. This is f***ing real life you are screwing with.

Because that's exactly how a "peacemaker" would respond when asked whether they're going to perform a military strike on another country without a declaration of war or even a provocation. Two Scoops is never getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

REAL REPORTER: "How did you manage to never learn even the most basic math?"

Not an answer

What a pathetic show of force. The Chinese summit really got under his skin. His authoritarian heroes forgot to invite him 🙄

my, that's a mighty big sabre you're rattling there, sir!

How can you end more wars if you don’t start them?

"Two Weeks!".

LOL. Like a giddy child who just found daddy’s gun. No one should be shocked.

Given up on his Nobble then

Chicago LA Soon to be NOLA

it's now 19, need to learn to keep up Micronesia nearly bit the dust at the hands of Westeros

Fairly aggressive game play for Civ 7.

Nobel peace prize material… Next week: I brought peace to the US Venezuelan war (which I started).

Tell the truth, ladies...Doesn't Trump's machismo just turn us all into jelly ?

FELON/Sexual Predator/Dictator-wannabe Trump thinks he can order the killings of anyone & get the United States into a war because he knows his spineless sycophant Republicans in Congress won't do anything to stop him. #Venezuela

Where is the weak spineless GOP’s 🤪

In about 2 weeks

I mean I committed a war crime so probably going to strike again and just call it a war… idk let’s see how the Epstein noise is this week.

if the public could be persuaded to accept this: The answer cannot and must not be "Yes" 3/

School bully says what?

Congress, hello?????

JFC - stop pandering to that asshole!!!

All this just so he can justify using the Alien Enemies Act against Venezuelans.

2 weeks?

Why is he still here

Yep, that Nobel Peace prize is in the bag

What a sick, unfit, stupid asshole.

Is Venezuela in danger? Does Venezuela have oil? Venezuela is in danger. The NeoCons rebranded. That's all. The wealthy are still pulling the same strings in the children's puppet show we call American Politics.

So he is.

All about oil.

so republicans are going to murder who knows how many venezuelans because they think it will distract everyone from their pedo coverup

Nobody is going to trust America/Americans ever again after this regime

Can someone remind me what they did to us?

He's rough, he's tough, and he's badly confused in charge of the world's most powerful military.

He said that because his staff haven't told him yet.

He is completely nuts

Now I better understand that the US Navy has begun the colonization of Venezuela with the killing of 11 civilians.

Jeeeeezus he’s a madman

"Department of War" they're already laying the groundwork, folks, it's obvious lol

“Stay off of my lawn!” What happened to your enthusiasm and your smile Pedo?

Winner winner chicken dinner. Always about $$$ and controlling oil.

That's definitely correct but I’m not convinced he’ll go for a full messy invasion,l..However we might well see the familiar CIA routine of “the opposition calls for urgent assistance”. Rather like in Iraq – those oil reserves are quite the prize.

Of course not, they won't invade— but that’s not the point. It’s a distraction, dressed up with military “successes” to divert the patriotic crowd’s attention from domestic problems to the supposed glory of US armed forces in action ,(against anmeasy target).