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😂😂😂 I read this as no one around him reads at all, including her

She's saying hes scrolling social media all day/night He diesnt read foreign policy or legal briefs Hes on here reading our posts 📫

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

bahahahah like that fucker can read

Every time this press secretary says something... I have to check other sources.

I see what you did there. Well done

I can’t believe she is under 50 years old

Thigh Land

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Met an Aussie once who told me he was heading to Yosemite. Couldn't figure out what he was talking about - until I realized he was pronouncing it like 'Vegemite'.

oranges for origins is a runner-up

Thanks, that's my official head canon now.

Wikipedia has his real name as Aloysius Bartholamew Sam, and says his other aliases have been Chilkoot Sam, Square-deal Sam, Riff Raff Sam, Sam Schultz, Seagoin' Sam, Shanghai Sam, Von Schamm the Hessian, Baron Sam von Schpamm, and Pancho Vanilla. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yosemit...

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🤣🤣🤣 I forgot about that one.

Nipple and Button (Nepal and Bhutan)

🤣🤣🤣 There are so many it's hard to remember them all!

Yo semites (Yosemite).

Is her job under threat too? She's trying awfully hard to flatter the dear leader

How does she try to be the most well-read person in the room? Is it by going to places where no one reads?

OTOH, being the most well-read person in that crowd might not be the high bar it appears. 😬

The next Crumb Maiden to go?

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She a Super Christian— they’re trained from birth to believe in superstition over reality. Her children will learn to obey the lies. 🤷🏻‍♂️🚩🚩🚩

In exile in Argentina if she is lucky...🔥

Neither Leavitt nor the President has the measure or self-awareness to appear particularly well-read.

The guy who doesn't want books in his presidential library is the most well read. Soviet Russia wasn't even this insulting to people's intelligence.

The most well-read?

This didn't land the way she wanted it to.

You should play all the clips after this of Trump saying over and over “I don’t know anything about that”

Just a total sycophant.

Dumm Barbie. Extremly painful.

Lying while wearing the cross around your neck still counts as lying.

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She’s trying to not get fired for having a baby & interrupting Donald’s day.

Can Trump read anything above Dick And Jane? He reads like a three year old learning.

Wut?

This is the most unnecessary of lies. It's well-documented that DJT does not read.

Yeah - they’re all lagging behind and still stuck on the one Corinthian.

Trump reading…

Who knew Karoline Leavitt was a comedian?

Is being the “most well-read person in the room” in this administration even a high bar?

I dare her to show some example of something he’s said that shows he’s read anything save his own book.

Stupid.

Ok..I think she’s guzzling more than kool-aid.

And I heard he doesn’t even have a butthole!

Shut up, Piggy! I'm dying!!!

Ma'am he's not well read he's orange

Given who’s in that room, I totally believe it.

The only possible response to this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He needs to get briefings in 2-minute videos and she wants us to believe he actually reads a newspaper or reads a book?

I 100% believe Trump is smarter than her. Also, she’s a flaming idiot.

Kkkaroline lies so badly that you’d almost think she’s trying to be a bottom of the barrel comedian like her child rapist boss.

He‘s a seriously unwell orange.

✅ checks out

Note to self: Ginger Ale hurts when it comes out of my nose. BS Barbie is special moron. I really think she believes that.

You want to be the most ass kissing person in the room, and I always am around the greatest super duper President ever

Well read or red?

Sure

How does she not burst into flames every time she opens her mouth?

Is this a word: "Ridiculosity"?

She's got a future in stand up comedy!

"Hey Google, is cognitive decline contagious?"

Holy hell how can they live with themselves worshiping him.

Stop lying that man doesn't read!

What books has he read, you may ask. All of them Katie.

The groveling makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I hear it.

Quite the insult to the entirety of TeamTrump

There are a few shreds of truth mixed in there. I don't doubt that Trump spends hours, deep into each night, watching Fox News and getting all his "debriefs" from Hannity and Ingraham.

She said 🤣😂🤣 most well re🤣😂🤣😂

I mean, we all needed a good laugh!

He notoriously does not read.

Right

Exactly, Jax. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD...

A man who doesn't read. Ok.

The guy who couldn't even muster up the fortitude or skill to read his Presidential Daily Brief is the most well-read person in the room? She really thinks we're fucking dumb doesn't she?

There is more than one way to suck a d*ck.

As I've said about him, if she had a nose like Pinocchio's it would be digging holes in the moon

That’s some next level brain dead buffoonery

Oh come on! I don’t think Trump even CAN read.

Well-read in the sense of never having read.

😂

In a room full of developmentally delayed toddlers, maybe.

They are all licking his ass so hard that they will taste it for the remainder of their lives. 💩

I think she cries in a locked bathroom a lot.

I had forgotten that little Gem🤣

He always ate the crayons !

Just shows the deep spirituality of the man. Icons are written not painted.

Lol, it's special for sure 😃

She is so fucking delusional.

hahahahahaha

Tango. Whiskey. Alpha. Tango. That is all.

Any chance she meant “well-fed”?

Oh all her lies this is one of the funniest

BWAHAHAHA!! GOOD ONE!

Loved that volume! Merry and Pippin get separated from Frodo and Sam, Gandalf defeats an old enemy and the ring enters Mordor!

Who says conservatives can't do comedy!

He’s always the most orange but never well read

Well sure because he Fabricated everything he claims to have read. AKA. He lies! Someone should ask her “ what was the last book you read. And what was the last thing “thanks for your attention “ Trump read.

Maybe glazing will soften the bus tires as they run run her over

Someone tell her that ‘nose buried in a book’ is not the same as nose buried between her boss’ butt cheeks.

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How does she not burst into flames after saying this?

They are all despicable liars

Trump is illiterate.

She’s doing stand up now?