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until tomorrow.

IF U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE PERSISTS, TEHRAN WILL CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE AND WILL CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IRANIAN OFFICIAL TELLS FARS

Sure.

Yeah, & Trump will never lie again! 🙄

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

That aged well.

That's right the totally trustworthy government of Iran...

Chump

Lol. Lmao even.

oh he's 100% having a stroke

Until we bomb them again?

Everything he touches turns to shit.

Yes. And they don’t care about THAT, either.

“some”? More than we can imagine or deserve unfortunately.

I think he was supposed to post this on Monday to rally the stocks. His handlers got distracted.

It'll be closed by Monday

bullshit

The Strait that was OPEN until he got involved in the war - not war on Iran?

Sure, Jan.

It wasn’t used as a weapon against the world until Trump decided to bomb their children and civilians. It may have been 40-ish days, but we know it wasn’t a problem before Trump added Netanyahu’s hand to his puppet hole.

….. until after the markets close when Israel attacks Lebanon and/or Iran again to keep the war going.

*Doctor Jesus

What did he offer ??

You can't make this shit up. 🤦‍♀️

Sure. They earlier agreed not to produce nukes. But someone actually ripped up that document. And here we are.

Trump is full of guanola.

I’m pretty sure that’s not what Iran agreed to but you go, girl.

Just because the 🟠🤡 says it, doesn't make it.. True Accurate Legal Constitutional Or Based in Reality. He's a Liar A Grifter And a senile 🦇💩🤪 old man. #ResistPeacefully #NoForeignWars #ProsecutePedophiles #AbolishICE #VoteBlue2026 #NoKings #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpsRegime 💙🇺🇸

By not having the US & Israel call the shots.

"Iran has agreed never to again close the strait that they had never previously closed until we illegally attacked them" Deal making at it's finest 👏.

I'm going with

I guess in a few years we'll find out how many $B's this cost the U.S. taxpayer.

And we will have the MAGA bunch cheering this, go figure, not the brightest bunch.

Lmao

Don't tell Wall Street but that lasted 5 minutes.

Oh well that's okay then.

Sure cool story bro

This weekend will be wild, I hope you don’t have plans Aaron 🥴

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Is Iran aware of these “agreements”?

That's not what this sounds like-- "In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire,” Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said in a post on X.

Better bookmark that one. We may need it in a week.

Bless his heart

I guess we know who's in charge

If this were true, we should definitely award tRump another fake Peace prize for solving a problem he created

He would be the greatest president in his own mind.

Oh so it’s definitely still closed then

Big "Charlie Brown looking at Lucy with a football" energy with this post.

this aged well... "never say never"

Is the agreement in the room with us, Mr. Dementia?

I wonder who made a killing on the oil markets this time ?

Do you suppose he's told Iran about this?

Damn that regime that is totally decimated is doing a lot dealing that benefits them.

Iran:

How kind of them. Makes me wonder why they closed it in the first place.

God we got owned so hard didn’t we?

Itans foreign minister has said its open for the remainder of tge ceasefire so one of them is not telling the truth.

Just someone stuff a cheeseburger in his mouth and take away his phone - sick of hearing from him

He closed: "Thank you for paying attention to this bullshit."

🤦🏻‍♂️

there's that pesky exclamation mark improperly inserted again.

But trump can still use it as a weapon against the world?

Hilarious

Small news from a notorious liar 🤥

GIANT ASTERISK… Unless of course America attack or displease us again. Hilarious capitulation from the ‘mightiest military on earth’.

Because this would be announced on social media first, obviously. God he's a piece of shit Pedophile rapist con man but this is Elder Abuse.

And will the United States never close the straits as you ordered?

Fucking fantasy land shit

What 'secret' deal did he make with tax payer money??

Another Sir Story, Iran edition.

Its Friday, pump the market!

Wtf is this shit?

You're still not getting the peace prize!

Adding the phrase 'in my demented brain' to his posts from now on.

Forgive my incredulity... I suspect this is the setup for the next pump and dump.

Yep, and the stock market is going up again

He wants a "long" weekend, for sure.

Yep

It's Friday Market Manipulation Day

On Friday!

To whit, Iran responds “ Oh yeah? Watch. ”

Update?

It will close shortly after the markets.

Welp

Hey Donald, who told you that? Does this person have a name? Is that person even real?

Waiting to hear from the Iranian government to verify any of these claims.

He's stringing everyone along . . . it's just another part of his manipulating global stock markets. SELL HIGH, BUY LOW

Trump's credibility: zero. The genocidal jews occupying Palestine will make Trump look foolish yet again.

Never? Not even the next time America attacks them mid negotiations, or Israel decided to attack all their strategic defence sites? Never let a child do an adults negotiating work.

Suuuure, Donnie. We totally believe you this time.

Do you suppose he really believes that?

Oh my sweet summer child

Bookmarked

He’s delusional, and the cultists who believe this are delusional, too. 😵‍💫

I alone will be the last one to use it as a weapon!

But they are going to charge 1million per ship

Ok, sure believe them.

Somebody put a short on oil prices today, Bombings resume at 5 pm est

Never seems like a long time...

The same regime he said he eliminated.

Why was it being used as a weapon against the world Donald??

Iran did no such thing.

…and, his cult laps it up🙄

Okay grandpa

One day! It took one day!

#TheDonaldisaLOSER

Sure you gullible Trump groupies. They agreed to that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trust me!

Bro is getting his ass beat in negotiations by ppl who literally have never been leaders anywhere until a few weeks ago lmao

This is what America gets for letting this pedo, shit stained traitor run for president by Tweet and by phone interview.

Is he just tweeting out his fantasies or has there been some breakthrough? This seems like an awful lot more capitulation than I’d expect from Iran.

Considering it had been opened for decades before Dingbat Donnie decided to play with his toy soldiers.

I just wanted to point out that Trump lied yet again—specifically by saying that the Strait of Hormuz would NEVER BE CLOSED AGAIN. 😉

Gotta give Iran’s leaders credit. They’re handling this shit show perfectly, remaining calm and letting the foolish US administration look incompetent.