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Um, I believe the old adage is, "When you cook with gas, sooner or later you'll get the gas bill." 🙄

Err most people know

The Epstein class, continually demonstrating that they lack basic survival skills or awareness, and are unfit to represent the people.

When gasoline and heating oil are sky-high (along with electricity in places with data centers)?? He is absolutely insensitive.

Everything in life is a grievance to this clown and his flying monkeys. Rule of thumb: Be on the opposite side of everything trump. If you are, you’ll always be a decent person.

Remember when there was a montage of Trump saying “nobody knows more about [insert thing] than I do”? I feel like he’s opening up enough about his own ignorance to really get a good counter-montage going.

If he needs a balloon for safety, the the hell is he doing here?

Just another example that as long as money is coming in, he'll say whatever. No other conviction, care, or understanding of anything else.

So cooking with Russian diesel must be gold standard. 😝

It's not. It's better at heating up the kitchen and putting various products of combustion in the air. Some top Michelin rated restaurants in Europe now mainly use electric induction cooking.

Ah yes the famous catchphrase now you're cooking with who the hell knows.

Says mr. I'm smart High IQ.

You must know something because your cooking Ukraine traitor

Hank HIll gonna kick his ass.

He's never cooked a meal in his life.

Narcissists think they’re the best at everything. We should point and laugh more, not less.

Guy, who famously has a steady diet of fast food, likely would not know what a good home cooked meal actually tastes like.

"Eat your slop piggies, (Also don't touch me).

This is as close as I'll come to complimenting Trump, but he's really good at figuring out dumb shit that dumb people care about.

Boil it? Hell, I doubt he could pour it in a pot!

A true man of the people.... Shared interest with the man on the street... Right? But he cares about your everyday issues, right? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I agree with Gordon.

cooking with gas is great if you like inhaling microparticulate hydrocarbons that damage your lungs as they pass through into your bloodstream to inflict more damage... a cardiopulmonary double threat!

Я ничего не знаю о готовке Im translating for Putin.

they are dredging up the fake gas stove issue again?? such fkg losers. Of course if they were clever they would merge it into a culture war RuPaul drag issue youtu.be/-TipWWcaTv8?...

Can’t be long before he rolls out paper straws again.

The sharks 🦈,the boat ,dogs & cats .

It seems he forgot which side of the culture wars gas stove debate he is supposed to be on.

As he tries to spread his ignorance remember that people can adapt to different appliances but our climate can't adapt to anymore greenhouse gases. bsky.app/profile/atru...

@realdonaldtrump - you’d starve to death if you had to cook for yourself.

God, he is such a cuck 

Funny we are all moving to induction…..

I’d love to know who his “they” are. “They” are ubiquitous

The SNL folks should sue him for stealing their Trump imitation.

who the hell knew dumb had a ‘b’ in it?

If he said “I don’t know how to swim…” they’d all follow him into a pond.

Cooking with gas? Why, what a crazy idea! Sigh

It seems like even a fool would know what this is, but he actually doesn't.

The clapping seals in all of his videos are paid performers. They always look in the same direction like looking for stage direction.

Trump doesn't know shit about anything other than screwing people.

It’s amazing how honest he is about is utter stupidity.

9% of US natural gas is imported. Canada is by far the largest source of natural gas imported into the United States, accounting for over 98%–99% of total U.S. natural gas imports (nearly all delivered via cross-border pipelines).

And folks, I dunno who this lummox is we all keep seeing leaning over whatever or wherever or all the ... um ... y'know? I just gotta say, I do not care that Kilroy was here, am I right folks? Now, about twenty-three skiddoo ... . "

Why would him be such a fan of gas?

Who the hell knows? Everyone but you, dufus.

Trump is freestyling this speech tonight.

I thought there was a whole timeline of magats saying Biden was outlawing gas stoves?

And this imbecile has control of our nuclear arsenal. What the fuck are we doing, America?!?!?

Nipsco. For like most of a century.

Compelling stuff. He’s clearly checked out.

Fucking Redhats the shame of America. Trump could give a rat's ass about these MAGA morons.

This fucker couldn’t boil water WITH instructions. Dumbest president is history.

i’ll cook with whatever is cheapest, and data centers are running up electricity prices.

Always the issues that matter most to Americans.

He knows more about cooking “books” than anyone tho, right? Isn’t that what his conviction on 34 counts was all about?

He’s not even good at cooking the books when will Americans cop on to his grifting

Who the hell knows indeed.

the ignorance is oozing out of him tonight

He learned about the expression “cooking with gas” at the same time he learned that dumb is spelled with a b…

No electric is so much better to cook with for most things.

Does he think people are cooking with gasoline

Real men can cook at least one thing well. Even if it’s the best hot dog or grilled cheese. It shows caring and … never mind.

Someone's never cooked in their life. Can a hamberder do him in already?

Jesus, when are the MAGATS finally gonna see everything wrong with him?

He knows a lot about gas because he is full of shit

I hate and wish death upon every one of these dipshits in the crowd. Fuck them all

Damn, camarad blood pressure, keep fighting the good fight ✊️

Apparently being stupid is funny now.

Ah, back to the classics. The gas stove ban....classic man, right up with alien lizardmen and Barney the Dino is a communist.

Trump The king of flatulence gas.

Trump's never cooked his own meal, never bought his own groceries, never pumped his own gas. He cosplays as a McDonald's worker for a ½ hour photoshoot, he doesn't have to live that day in/day out. If he says it's a Golden Age, it's because it is, for him and his nepobaby pals ripping off the US.

🍊💩 and gop idiot dipshits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FFS - is talking about cooking with petrol (gas) or LPG (gas). And for the record I prefer stovetop gas and electric oven

He doesn’t know anything about most things

I keep wondering who "They" is.

I bet he's never cracked an egg in his entire life. Oh yes, the everyday man. He can relate to all of us.

This guy has never made a meal in his entire life. Ever.

Does he think we cook over wood-burning stoves in addition to gas stoves? Is this like when he learned what “groceries” meant?

He’s cooking with coal 🥴🥴

Never went to a grocery store never drove a car. Obviously never wore a condom. Never read a book...a sheltered and protected life.

That's not the only thing he knows nothing about. Moron.

I’m afraid you’re right.

Literally the definition of MAGA.

Dude could not figure out how to turn on a stove, gas or electric He couldn’t even locate a stove if someone led him to a kitchen.

I thought the Biden admin took away all our gas stoves. Weren’t they going after them according to the GOP? 🤷‍♂️

The man who claims he knows more about everything than anyone, and only eats McD’s

That is his dementia weave. They drug him up, put him at the podium and let him rip like a loon.

The “world of cooking”? We plebs just call that cooking, you know, in order to feed ourselves and not starve to death. Rich people would die if they didn’t have people to do everyday basic shit for them.

The man vomits bullshit constantly.

Fuh-king-helll

No one is getting rid of their gas stoves. But someone is getting rid of a lot of ass gas as he speaks.

Dumb sheep applauding him.

What about cooking with gas in the asylums full of trans people? Don’t put it past him, people. At this point, all bets are off.

my man needs some new material

What are those fucking people clapping for?

Says one who professes to ‘know more about everything than anyone on earth.’

"THEY" must mean the gas stove lobby, because besides charring your veg over open flame, a gas stove has no other material benefits over an electric one but many negative side effects:

And yet I thought he knew about EVERYTHING.

decompensating old GOP President rambles... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤪🤡

And You???

There was an old saying my uncle from Texas used to say , He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if there directions on the heel.

“Who the hell knows?” In a home kitchen, we absolutely know. It’s not better.

Nonsense rambling, once again. Of course he doesn't know anything about cooking. When was the last time he prepared his own meal? 1987? There's no point in his meandering non-sequitur thought patterns. He's a moron.

“Everybody loves grilling. Not me, I love money. So everybody buy my fantastic new TRUMP GRILL! They’re flying off the shelves you can’t stop ‘em, and so easy to use you can’t believe it. Just light a match like th💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸

What is this man talking about?

He prefers methane gas, with lumps.

He's such a dumbfuck.

Trump may not know much about cooking but he seems to know plenty about eating 🇨🇦

This is just his usual stupid spouting-stream-of-consciousness nonsense. The astounding part is him admitting he doesn’t know much about a skill.

That’s so strange! We have a gas stove. Do we have an illegal stove?! 🫣