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You don’t have out with many pedophiles, perhaps. They apparently have a lot of sayings about underage asses…

This is a horrific human.

There’s a lot this guy doesn’t understand. Like morals and ethics.

He knows baby’s asses from Epstein island

Trump just thinks it's funny to say the word ass in public. Like a five year old boy who just learned a new bad word.

These people listen to him voluntarily.

It might be important to know.

He’s turned into a real ass man

Please take him away soon

The ultimate horror of his indefensibly idiotic statements isn’t what he says — it’s the deliriously giddy response he gets from his cult. 😵‍💫

Delusional stupidity.

So, 2 things: 1) Trump admittedly thinks about newborn baby’s body parts. 2) Pardons are awesome, except that Trump only pardons criminals, and they always seem to get caught criming again, so they’re not really “clean.”

From experience on Epstein Island

WHAT

He’s so into asses 🤡🤡🤡

Demented Don seems to be perseverating on asses these days.

It's not clean.

Reminds me of a line from Schillinger in Oz. 'You'll need a shower when I'm done with you."

Never changed a diaper or observed one being changed. Completely enamored with the idea of criminals getting away with the criminality. Not at all weird or creepy. 🙄

Man who shits his pants, cant stop wondering how nice it would be to have a clean bum.

Because NOBODY SAYS THAT YOU DIPSHIT

If there's one dude that shouldn't be talking about baby's asses...

Reliving an Epstein vacation?

This man obviously didn’t witness the births of any of his five children with three women. It ain’t clean. Very messy. Very very messy.

Metaphor aside, he's wrong. A pardon is an admission of guilt.

As an expert in profanity and off-color references, I’ve never heard that one… and probably neither has anybody else.

His brain is tapioca pudding

Again, with the ‘ass’ reference…he’s fixated…

Mr. President is obsessed with ass of late. Perhaps it's his mysterious ass box that keeps the concept in his mind.

Well, he's been showing his own for awhile now

#TravelingWithNatalie must always lug a very huuuuge diaper bag around with her wherever she gies with the Creature

Arnold Palmer, FYW!

No matter what ass he chooses, the worst ass is always his own.

that would probably be a stretch even for Donnie

This is coming from a man that wears a diaper for elderly incontinence.

Uhh...no, that's not the case. His pardons do not erase the underlying criminal record. And yes, more fixation on the underate....smh

Donold has ass-social disorder

I am so sick of this fucking mental case.

Trump dreams about dirty little hot baby ass. Joe Biden loves his corvette. Both president's have an unusal obsession.

Wtf

It’s a manifestation of his increasing dementia. Confusing and mixing up metaphors. Nothing to see here. Just summon the guys in the white coats to take him away. Time for bed Granpa!

If he ever changed a diaper in his life I’ll eat my hat

What he means is fascism is for protecting corruption. bsky.app/profile/atru...

He is so disgusting.

Trump and Vance can't get through a single speech without obsessing over someone's ass

Now he thinks he's pope.

this is a teaser for his... Pardon-O-Rama Thon as he leaves office

I feel like he's going to drop an N-bomb pretty soon.

An ass hung up on asses. So was he talking about all the pardons he’ll have to grant to keep everyone in his authoritarian regime out of prison? Come on, ICC!

For a man with a huge unexplained bulge on his hindquarters, he sure is obsessed with other people's asses.

I've heard as smooth as a baby's ass. Like his brain

More ass. Unbelievable. Though this time it’s a crime to covet this kind of ass. Majorly. Trump is sick.

uhhhh……

From the guy who’s never changed a baby‘s diaper in his entire life

How many newborn babies asses has he abused?

How to say you’ve never changed a diaper…

Freak. Suck a fkn embarrassment

Nobody's ever heard that.

He'll be talking about a 12-year olds clean ass in the next 5 minutes. This guy is confessing on stage.

Because that isn’t how the saying goes Dementia Don.

His ass has never been clean, Mr. vonshitzinpants.

Somewhere in his tangled mind resides Andrew Dice Clay's material.

Doubtful that Trump ever held any of his kids when they were newborns...or ever.

Obviously Trump has never handled a newborn baby.

Fking pedophile.

Talk about a self own.

That seems a little young even for him, but now I wonder.

wtf is this creep talking about

Oh God no.

Ew ew ew ewwwwwwww why is he so gross and creepy?

Well, when you’re a POS ass is all you know about.

Thanks, I was wondering what the senile old man was trying to say.

He’s a pedophile

Yes! A bottom or a maybe a bum, not an ass

He's never cleaned a baby's ass. That's why he doesn't know.

no wonder they're grinning then. And thank you for your service. They also serve who sit and dig.

It means they've also been adjudged GUILTY Canks.

No one calls a baby’s bottom its ass, you foul-mouthed dumbf*ck. And the the phrase is “soft as a baby’s bottom.”

Hey. For those of you looking to crash Tchump's rallies, here's his public schedule. rollcall.com/factbase/tru...

His brain is as smooth as a baby’s ass, though.

Says the guy who will beg for a pardon the second he is out of office.

Get him off the stage and shut this sh^t down!!

Is he talking about baby's ass?

Smooth-brained as a baby's bottom.

So that means Trump ASS is Officially full of SHIT

No, it doesn't. "In Lorance v. Commandant, USDB (2021), the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that accepting a pardon does not constitute a legal confession of guilt, nor does it strip the recipient of certain constitutional rights (like filing for habeas corpus relief)."

And they no longer have 5th amendment protections related to their pardoned crimes.

You still have to disclose if you have a pardon for some reason

So damn weird.

Fuck me AI is useful

Tens of millions of Americans voted for that low grade moron and would do it again. We have a big problem here in the USA.

I bet he thinks a pardon ACTUALLY means the person never commited the crime... like it undoes history... for real.

As clean as a whistle. ✔ As clean as a new pin ✔ As clean as the driven snow ✔ As clean as a polished stone ✔ As clean as a fresh page ✔ As clean as a baby's ass ✘

That could actually be the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

A pardon doesn't clean your whole record only for the crime you were pardon for jackass

He's a literal idiot. Has no idea what he's talking about.

Um .. There’s nothing clean about a newborn baby.

Pedo talking about a baby’s ass. So damn sick

🤢🤮

I actually have never thought of a baby's ass before this. Why is this happening? Why?

This is what Natalie says to him after changing him

Proof that after 5 kids, he's never changed a diaper.

“I never understood that.” Just like every other topic.

What a weirdly weirdo thing to weirdy say.

No one has ever said that…until now.

Ask Natalie as she wipes yours every time she changes your diaper.

I know these people are dumb..but even they must realize, when he starts talking like that to them...he is basically saying... that is the only kind of speech they understand. He's calling them ignorant, white trash....and they have to know it. Why do they still come?

so this is ass week??? i wish it was like infrastructure week always 2 weeks away “<it>: "When you give somebody a pardon, that means you're as clean as a newborn baby's ass. I never understood that. Why is that so clean?"”

Ok, that’s a new one!

Those frontal lobe filters have definitely left the building.

We're letting a guy who is nuts take the country down as he spirals.

What the fuck?

It's "as smooth as a baby's ass" you dumb* fucking dipshit rapist traitor.🖕 *You probably still don't really know that there is a 'b' in dumb, because you are.🖕

Had his own diaper changed maybe