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Couldn’t even get him for hogshots….

Even _works_ there

I often think about him going to a curry house in Birmingham, eating a chicken tikaa masala, then immediately ordering another one.

He must be machine-gun farting after gulping down so much popcorn.

as is his audience!

Big Movie Tom

He’s my favorite weirdo.

@vfa-expert.bsky.social you don't have to take this

i appreciate the vintage resolution for a vintage meme, as befitting a 2005 clip probably originally saved as a WMV file

I am so doing this

Your opinion is bad but I respect it also

In the pocket of Big Popcorn

@vfa-expert.bsky.social cna u confirm this? i know ONE mister movie and this aint him but it is TOM CRUSE maybe there on to something

i also eat two buckets of popcorn during a movie

No wonder he was with Nicole

He has ruined so many, it is hard to pick the worst.

Light the fuse!

I don’t think I could do this. This is Cool Hand Luke egg-territory

No better time to pull the popcorn trick

Cruise is deranged scientologist actor who can pretend to care very effectively but doesn't

Hayden Christiansen did one before the RotS rerelease!

Ew. Gross.

Tom Cruise isn’t everybody’s cup of tea, but if it wasn’t for him a lot of the movie theaters would have went out of business. The best place to see a great movie is on the big screen, and that is what I plan to do very soon.

Recruiting for Scientology?

"So I'm staring at her down in the hole and then David hands me the shovel and I'm thinking 'LRH wouldn't do anything different'... talk about Risky Business amiright???"

It’s just Movies. No mister.

We're going on Friday. #MissionImpossible #moviesky 🍿🍿🍿

He's always recruiting, no days off baby!

does anyone watch mission impossible movie ? #missionImpossible #TomCruise

He was just berating them for not using the extra small popcorn now the normal size popcorn is making tom look too small

I hate having this in common with this freak.

How can someone involved in such an evil cult be "nice"? It is all a facade.

If I ate 2 things of popcorn every time I went to the movies I die and be in debt. Cruise can afford the calories and the money.

Is he adding butter, or no?

I know this PR campaign around this movie is just different. It’s less about the movie more about him. Maybe it’s a bad movie.

I wish I knew what the exact Tubs to Bags Ratio was. Initially I was convinced that two tubs equal five bags, but when he throws in a third, all bets are off.

Hasn't he also said he watches a movie a day? Which means 700+ buckets a year. Wow.

I love movie theater popcorn but that’s A LOT. Mad props

Sure but he would have had to puke them up in the second half.

how many statins is he on!?

Ok. But I would need to drink an entire large soda and then piss three times during the movie.

Hell yea

It's insane what an arc it's been since the Oprah couch. What a career turnaround (?)

Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me for the first time.

He isn’t a victim when they cater to his every whim.

Can but won’t

I bet his slaves would disagree

big deal I'm eating two buckets of popcorn right now

He is subhuman.

I can eat a large movie theater popcorn, by myself, before the movie is over. No butter.

To be fair, I think he just said that he eats the buckets

I beg to differ!

I wonder how many of those poor employees will be signing 1,000,000,000-year contracts with the Sea Org in a year or two

He's in a cult FFS...ask him where Shelly Miscavige is buried...

Why did he cut his daughter with Katie out of his life. He paid child support, but he has nothing to do with her otherwise. All for a cult.

He loved film like Tarantino loves film. Many reasons to dislike the guy but his love of movies is charming.

I agree. I can't get through half of a small, and theater popcorn is my favorite.

His coconut cake is made from the bones of low-level scientology dupes

I know, he is FULLY committed and I love him for that! There is no halfway for Tom Cruise.

I can think of one

He's a cultist, but damn if that man doesn't LOVE cinema

I'm actually looking forward to perhaps a future of Tom Cruise movies more like 'Collateral' and less like M:I.

no man has better earned a Redemption Arc

Movie popcorn is the best snack... but that's way too salty, you will need so much water, etc to consume that.

There is nothing you could tell me about tom cruise that I would accept at face value

MR. MOVIES, BABY 😎

Isn’t that the guy that killed Oprah

John Waters is just chill enough not to be too offended that we don't think he has sex slaves.

Fuck this guy and his Scientology cult. They’ve ruined so many families and tried to destroy those who speak out.