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Wait for REAL? Terrence McKenna was right. Holy crap

And that girl who talked to her boyfriend into suicide. Let’s tap that resource.

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#MakeElonCry

No no no you need to ABSTAIN from DISRUPTIVE protests!!1 The DEM LEADERSHIP sets the example!!1 SMALL SIGNS are the way to go!!1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Zb...

He has to know that most people in the USA hate his guts. He’s done everything he possibly could to earn that hate!

What a f***ing loser

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need him 😁.

I have no problem bullying him for wearing *his own child* as a bulletproof vest. Fuck that asshole. Anyone w a decent scope can hit him w/out hurting the kid

Exchanging occasional silent glances, the employees all wait for the sound of a gunshot which never comes.

WAY harder. These are the real snowflakes. The kids who never felt cool and so try to make up for it by being bullies and blowhards. They will crumble if we point out their utter lameness.

You know what to do, folks.

Musk’s inner child:

or crowdfund buying it all, to be thrown at tesla cars

Damn, if only they had called the cops we could've been rid of him for good

Cant say I feel sorry for him at the moment

I’d this doesn’t end with him being committed while rocking and muttering to himself “dodge, dodge” like fairuza balk at the end of The Craft I’ll be disappointed

Last resort of hollow men with small selves--retreat into the all-consuming black hole of their ego!

Sounds like a narcissist and sociopath reaction.

Let's do this

Try try again

Where’s that girl who bullied her BF into suicide? Is she busy?

Die you South Africhann

I’m so in.

I was just thinking that when this guy dies America then gets to know how the entirety of the UK and Ireland felt when that vile piece of shit finally died. T’was a glorious time

While I like the idea, somehow I know that the worst dictator-to-be will be the one winning money from that

Gonna have to deem it a biological hazard… even before people take a dump.

They stopped because it was working. The DNC has no interest whatsoever in stopping fascism, only in fundraising off people who want it stopped.

Maybe we can find groups willing to find him wherever he is and boo at him.

FANTASTIC Let’s boo him so hard he ends up on suicide watch or actively makes an attempt at it

We should throw things at him too. Like dildos or stinky shoes

I'm afraid the point when he actually considers that now will be when they are all in the bunker like Hitler.

Also, if he is autistic like he says he is can we just like make his life a sensory nightmare? Like just harass with loud noises and stuff?

I think the key detail here is it only gets to him when he’s shown he’s hated by a group he expected to support him. It’s like how he clearly was one more mean tweet away from locking Asmongold in Guantanamo Bay for exposing and mocking him for lying about being good at Diablo

dude bought twitter for 40b so he could surround himself by groyper incel nazi teenage boys who would kiss his ass and make him feel cool for once in his life. Peelon is a tremendous loser and gigantic fuckface.

Guess we know what to do.

And ran to hide when Prighozin advanced...

Yup it's this. All narcs are is empty shells who use others to get what they want.

Even before his recent fuckery, he expected to be worshipped and awarded just for being a rich guy and turning up. He once claimed he wanted a trophy for paying the most tax. Dude, you're the richest guy in the world. That's the award, you already got it. You don't get any more from us. Fuck off.

Bullying is wrong. This however, fills my heart with glee

Just think, if they’d actually called in the police for that wellness check all of this might have been avoided.

Put him out of his misery.

We just need to buckle down and commit.

Someone should have knocked on his door and handed him a gun

I wonder if he realizes how much most of America dislikes him or if he's in a complete bubble on the platform that shall not be named.

if only he had. if only

“What do I say, Dave?” I loled so hard at his pathetic floundering and his hurt feefees.

This. Make him mentally crash out. And keep letting Donny have his McDonald's.

Has the Boo-urns joke been run into the ground yet? Because if not . . .

Well Elon, politics ain't for sissies.

OMFG! TY! I totally forgot about that! Oh my!

2022

Poor fucker is desperate to be liked by the same people he looks down on. Heard someone call him goebbels but if he deeply cared what the jews thought of him

I initially misread this as Elton and wondered why people would do that to him 😂

He has ketamine to disassociate himself out of critical situations now though.

He needs the harsh reminder that he’s a lowlife that will not be missed.

Just contemplating the potential cruel irony of the government he helped elect, and empowered, enacting their radical health policies, resulting in Elon being subject to the involuntary psychiatric detention RFK is advocating for neuro-divergent Americans? How do people not see that they're next?

Wisdom

Got it, Boss. I’m heading over to the Death Star to do some rabble rousing!

Yes!!! Let’s do this!

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think he learned anything from this experience.

Yes! He just complained that people are mean to him

We should all be very concern troll about his safety!

are we sure “feared” is the verb here

Impossible to hate Elmo too much. Impossible.

He is deeply insecure. He overcompensates in a huge way.

He already had a billion dollaes (i.e. was a super villain) before he got booed. You can't get a billion dollars without being a super villain FIRST. He got booed BECAUSE he was ALREADY a super villain.

How do I see the post!?!

Elmo's a delicate little thing.

Yes, more of this please. Boo him even harder. Make sure he knows everyone hates him.

Email addresses of DOGE Douchebags.

We need middle school girls level meanness.

I felt that even the meek paddles with messages and the fact that the Dems didn’t stand or clap really got to Donald.

I'm a Bay Area native. Tesla cars are plentiful here because inconsequential people with lots of money think owning a Tesla "means they've made it." Sure, they made it onto the road but they still can't operate the damn thing.

speak for yourself, i have reflected on and relished this incident on many occasions 😌

It's amazing that he doesn't like being heckled, he takes his son everywhere for fear of [REDACTED] but instead of being a decent human and using his obscene wealth to better society, he doubles down on being an obnoxious jackass.

Lately, the heckling has been so sparse that I fear only for his continued well-being. What's the opposite of a wellness check, and can you yanks please arrange one stat?

The only time bullying someone into killing themselves if the moral option.

“Feared” = “hoped”

If Chappelle was, well, other than he is... I'd think he pulled Musk on stage specifically for the pleasure of seeing him booed by the crowd.

Aw geez, if only we could get it back somehow. Oh well. It's a well known fact that you can easily delete things from the internet forever and it's totally what he did. 🙃

Then his children will be left without a father. Officially, I mean.

that fucking pussy should have committed

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Were they worried he would or wouldn’t hurt himself?

they should have booed harder

We should boo harder.

It’s time to call upon the Xbox 360 lobbies for one last battle

I suppose it’s not that difficult to believe anymore, but one of the supposed virtues a lot of his acolytes claim he has in spades is the ability to not give a shit what others think. I can’t think of a more fragile celebrity these days, so I have no idea where this idea comes from.

Absofuckinglutely we can

No other way.

Bullying works. Pressure works. Make the thin skinned fucker have back to back meltdowns. No quarter. Also, as an unrelated addendum, did you know that you can still use your tomatoes even after they have gone bad, for non-culinary purposes?

That's most of em, I daresay. Me? *tips "Fedora"* I AM universally loved. Just not by THIS universe.

He has a lot of anxiety that could easily be manipulated if someone would want to stoop to that level of petty. He deserves it

Although part of me thinks "what if this was the specific moment he became a supervillain", the rest of me thinks "fuck that guy."

This. There are a lot of people who don’t know that

I mean, he also uses one of his kids as a meat shield?

It is telling that they were going to call the police rather than calling their own facilities people to get the door open.

So he and Trump basically have the same Villain Politics Origin Story?

This means we have not yet gone hard enough.