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Definitely, mine goes up to 50 lbs

It was on the Interwebs. So it must be true.

Not Riboflavin!

Always remember the wisdom

Nooooooooooooo!

Sure, ruin a good thing. I love Cheetohs, but at least they're a very rare treat.

What? They aren't harvested from Cheetos trees?

I thought that they were born from mama Cheetos!

Technically it's processed cheese or one of those similar categories that I used to know.

Not line caught and humanely culled?

After watching that video, I think it's time to ban anything made from ingredients

🤣

I heard they're made in a FACTORY. That can't be true, can it? Why can't they hand package artisanal wild grown organic free range Cheetos?

The crunchy ones are

Ya but it's celery, so there's that. Unless it has Cheez Whiz on it, it's not worth eating.

Lefty agitprop. Cheetos are made from pure joy and good wishes. 😜

youtu.be/5XWU8jaMor4?...

Oh come on, I've eaten them and there's no way they have actual ingredients.

OK. But not "REAL" ingredients, right??!!?!!!?

And newsflash - Cheetos are not good for you? Like wtf!

Salt and oil. Yeah that's like 98% of all food.

I saw that too. Tons of ingredients

I watched that thinking it was some type of science experiment. Turns out, it was just crap in a glass of water.

You are worried about the ingredients? Poor fool, wait until you read that Cheetos actually *have chemicals* in them.

Because 'Big Snack' put all the cheetoh farmers out of work with their synthetic mass production facilities!

Are you freaking kidding me. All this time, I thought they were made from ingredients - you mean to tell me they're made from INGREDIENTS???

They've literally just been heating up corn starch and putting spices on it and selling it to us like it was something special #cheetoscam

So investing in the Cheeto orchard was a scam?

Totally legit reaction.

still reeling

I grow mine organically and feed them with Dorito crumbs.

Well my family is filling castets all day, & all night until we are allowed caffeine again! # when ya wished that wasn't true yet it is.

Um. OK. Did you think...🤔🤔🤔...they SPROUTED IN THE GARDEN? Cool! Send me some seeds.

You're kidding?! I thought they just spontaneously sprang into existence.

Pretty awful tasting shit.

So’s tarmac. Similar ingredients

Weird huh😉

WTH

Are toes one of the ingredients?

I thought it was a chemistry experiment for cleaning toilets and somehow ended up in a sack

I thought the Keebler elves made Fire Cheetos in their tree.

🤣Well shoot, I guess I can throw away that plant the guy sold me that I've been waiting 8 years on for blooms.

(drinking that like a big gulp)

What does it mean if i ordered a $100 Cheetos fruit bush 6 months ago and it hasn't arrived yet? What exactly are you saying?

I know I’m going to catch a lot of heat for this, but did you know those ingredients are made up of chemicals?

Fake news! They live in great abundance on the Serengeti.

Right? Here i thought they plucked them off the cheeto vines

Like nature intended!

Salt, oil, and cornmeal and a surprising amount of sugar….to name only the most substantial ingredients. Three or four food dyes is out there though… I had a colleague who draws the line at 2 “number” ingredients…

from the ingredients listed on the packaging? the horror!

Check this out: Cheetos are themselves just another ingredient.🤯

👍

But it's comforting to know that in ultra-processing, ingredients are gradually removed from the final product.

Woah

It's just Big Foliage trying to hide Cheeto Tree tech from the masses.

So the Cheetos tree my wife planted...

It's made of 100% natural Cheetahs.

Cheese and sawdust

No way!

And nothing particularly crazy either. Oh maybe that riboflavin. It had the ingredients for cornbread without the egg.

Thats just fake liberal news to make ya forget about our brave men and men in the cheeto mines fighting for our God given right to have a mid snack

You should see what vegan hamburger patties are made of. 🤢💀

Corn, oil, some powdered cheese, some spices, a few FDA approved preservatives

Whaaaaaaat?

Cheetos are unnatural, unlike dogshit which is 100% natural. Nomnomnomnomnom....

Big snacks eradicated the only natural cheetos trees long ago. Now it is only with ingredients (they control) that we can experience cheetos. My cousin used to know a guy who said his dad still grew them, but I think that was a tall tale.

*dyed

Phoenix droppings

Chemicals even!!!!!

i heard chocolate hazelnut spread has sugar in it

I hope she does gummy nerd clusters next

I mean we all know cheetos aren't healthy but I don't need the cheeto salesman rubbing it in. He should be the last guy to make that point.

In a Jar. The serving size is still 2 tablespoons. Like the Cheeto video, half the "scary" chemicals were vitamins

reported

thats what im saying. both things oddly trended and everyone reaction was "yeah we know no shit"

for me the takeaway was that, based on weight alone, her glassful of ingredients would appear to make two truckloads of Cheeto bags after she poured it into the insulation making machine

wait til you hear what ingredients are made of -- molecules

They did not walk out of the sea fully-formed?!

They're not manna from heaven?

the ones on the label, even!

Chester

Kit kats are made from kit kat dust from previous kit kats. There's no original kit kat.

was it #CSPANWJ?

No way.

Wait until you find out about vegetables. Don't even bother trying to figure out meats

Oh but now companies are advertising they use “REAL” ingredients! Not those imaginary ingredients you find in Cheetos!

So. When does she press the button and finish making that goddam smoothie!

I thought they were raised on Cheeto farms. Inhumane, I’ve heard.

Totally shocked to learn they’re salty

Big if true!

Apparently we live in a society that eats them.

Nuh uh

And it’s not health food? Who knew?

Sugar. Oh no! Salt. My word! CORN MEAL!

im gonna throw up

And those ingredients make one hell of a good-looking parfait when served in a glass

So disgusted. I am never eating anything made with corn, salt, and sugar ever again

Huge if true

You know what else is made from ingredients? Laundry detergent! Coincidence - I think not!

I thought they were a kind of tuber. I'm going to be sick.

I always thought they came from the Cheeto plant 🤔

Only the best ones 🤌🏼

"Made"??? I thought they were excreted.

Prove it