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No wonder Gavin cheated with the nanny.

Til Gwen Stefani is a Catholic. Now i Know three things about her

Look at your watch, yo You're just an old tradcath psycho

Ugh, okay, that one hurts. But again, musicians are emotional wizards, very few are brain geniuses

✨From Oli London✨

Part of the Sermon on the Mount, yet glossed over by 99% of evangelicals. They claim to follow Jesus while cherry picking his teachings.

No doubt.

Last time I saw her she seemed keen on becoming a vocaloid or something.

Done with her — I always had doubts

Do you have to pay more to get ad free prayers?

Agreed, but also, the lack of punctuation made me think of this: youtu.be/u1tKPC32C-8?...

GWEN STEFANI IS WASHED??? 🥀

🖕

Meanwhile, Madonna has had some things to say.

Oil Undone

i keep getting ads for this on my phone despite not being catholic in the slightest (im just my own weird religion at this point)

I didn’t know she was Catholic. Also, to quote one of her own songs: “I’ve had it up to here!”

Cause they don’t believe in it.

Stupidity is a hell of a drug

Repeat after me: not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult

What the actual fuck?!? Yeah well she can shove that app where the sun don’t shine.

Saw an ad on tv (cbs) with Mark Wahlberg shilling for an app called Hallow, "Pray. Every Day. With Hallow."

Aw, bless her heart.

Every time I see one of these Ash Wednesday crosses, an “A” for adulterer seems to take its place.

Insufferable..

One gag on the ol'Country Music pishadeel and it's all , Jesus, this; life begins as a wet dream in some preteen's undies, that... There's a "Jesus walking in a spiderweb" joke in here somewhere?

gwen you can't be doing this, this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

She's not doing it, the app's owners are (unless she's an owner). The app gives access to a lot of different items, including music, readings, etc. To my mind it's no different than a religious bookstore online. I'm not saying support it, I'm saying let's look at this fairly. Scam implies deception.

And these people are still raking in the money. smdh.

Satan rules

I thought she was progressive and cool, but honestly I'm basing my information off of a King of the Hill episode

The economy is one giant exit scam now

Final-stage capitalism

I can’t even like Gwen Stefani anymore. All her girl power songs just pay for her to downgrade us.

Is that Trumps faecal matter on her forehead?

Why tf would you need to pay to pray; speaking/praying is a free action

Ash crucifix from Ash Wednesday. It’s ok, i found it jarring on her too.

Ash Wednesday.

This sounds dystopian as shit

Please, the description should always be “forced birth”

i'm gonna learn to monetize having embarrassing memories! I'll be RICH.

Yes your oxygen will only work if the AI approves of your social media

Once the SpaceX lunar colony gets up and running.

90s, not 80s

Jeepers

and for her next trick she will, by shilling repackaged indulgences, hopefully inspire a modern day martin luther. i would die happy if dril wrote the new reformation pamphlets

Jesus famously saw the money changers in the temple and was like “That’s capitalism, bay-beeeee!”

I got it, but so many don't, especially MAGA. They despise his true words.

The residency gig in Jerusalem was outrageously priced. $400 for sandals at the merch stand?....Get the fuck outta here.

Jesus recommends televising it and demands 25% of every congregant's income. Jesus wants a private jet.

Isnt she one of the ladies that sings about how to leverage your sex apeal into a very expensive wardrobe so that people will think youre clouted as fuck and also she has a hell racist song about how shes not a whore cuz shes white and that only women of color can be whores. Yeah i dont give a fuck

??? ?????? ???????????????

I was just thinkin the same thing…..

Huh, just occurred to me that they both pretended to be Asian.

When I was at school in 🇬🇧. We would just walk around with an ash smudge on our foreheads after mass.But these people in the US seem like they get professional sign writers in.😂

Well, I guess she became a hollaback girl after all....

from oli london????????

I mean at this point just bring back Indulgences. Maybe the next reformation will do better?

WTF WHEN DID SHE TURN? MY GOAT IS WASHED

2020: "Capitalism is the best system we got, there will never be anything more ideal." 2026: Your favorite alt-rock star from the 90's: "Pay now & the Lord Jesus Christ will smite your enemies!"

...okay I've apparently missed a lot since No Doubt was a band, when did her Rowling pivot happen?

Luckily, no one remembers who she is

One freedom you still have in this country, is the freedom not to support something, regardless of how it may differ from your beliefs and ideologies. You're not obligated to agree. Granted, this administration might beg to differ. 🤔

Actually that was Black Veil Brides It’s pretty common knowledge The Mark Wahlberg app ad played right before the video 😂 youtu.be/nmCfl9fXZL4?...

And, of course, two of the investors in this app is JD Vance and Peter Thiel.

I really hope this is fake

You can take the girl out of Orange County…

They have turned the symbol of the crucifix to the mark of the beast

We all thought she was being sarcastic… turns out she was just stating her wishes.

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Who do these people think they are? I don't need or want to be "blessed" by sanctimonious little pipsqueaks who can't think for themselves. 😡

Nooooo, not Gwen. I probably should have paid a little attention after No Doubt. Day is ruined.

Because Gwen Stefani and her husband Blake DON'T have enough money? Shthey must be a true believer. Too bad, I used to like them.

No doubt she sold her soul

May she be set upon by a righteous mob of actual harajuku girls and lose her jank extensions at the very least.

looks satanic to me

What happened?

Ooop she's got some schmutz on her forehead. Shoulda checked a mirror before making the video.

Gwen Stefani promotes her anti-abortion pay-to-pray app for Lent Okay I just needed to type that arrangement of letters out to see if my laptop would burst into flames. Weirdly it didn't and I'm pretty shocked by that.

Very, very disappointing, Gwen. By the way, we've had it up to here.

Don't they all.

Who can forget No Doubt's big hit "I'm Just a Holding Facility for a Fetus"

Wtf? Please forget this and go to a mainline Christian Church (not Evangelical Movement) to pray during lent.

Chris Pratt has sucked for a long while now

Peter Thiel is also connected to this app!?!?

WE WATCH/LISTEN TO YOU CELEBS FOR YOUR MOVIES/MUSIC STOP LITERALLY PREACHING** TO US. **Unless it's about fighting fascism and telling ICE to go fuck themselves, then carry on.

I now label Ms. Stefani a Cunt...

I cant remember the exact wording but it amounted to me being told I was being ridiculous when I said that her using the bhindis was cultural appropriation and I was a bit thick basically. Bet the post is still there as well 🤔 ......well now

shoulda sung "don't speak" into a mirror

Definitely a scam. Why is Ariana Grande pretending to be Gwen Stefani?

The hardest thing for me to understand is who is the target for pay to pray apps. If you're established in your religion you likely have a church or a group of fellow believers that could teach you to pray. Is this like duolingo, I'm interested in being catholic, just not going to ever use it?

WTH?

Is she even relevant anymore?

Gross

They all look similar. It's like carcinsation but worse in every possible way.

Me too!

It doesn’t cost anyone to pray or to have faith!! Shame on these bitches!!! Tax them all including the churches!

JFC. Cuz she needs more money to live comfortably.