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So his only qualification is that he’s the son of a former Real World MTV has been……,

I simply wish he didn’t look like that.

This man blends in completely when he's walking the streets of Hayward, Lugerville, and Oxbo.

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Conservatives: I can’t stand gay people, their lifestyles and such I’m so mad Also conservatives: I really want to look like the twink in every other PornHub video I see

If I had to bet my life on it, I'd say that is an alien wearing a human suit (and not following the instructions for how to wear it properly).

everyone used to have hair like that, once in the dark times

Nice Nazi haircut

Conservative women can not tell when their husbands are gay. If you want a beard, just walk into a church. They're a dime a dozen.

Call me crazy but I preferred it when we had humans winning elections.

I had no idea there was a new season of Jersey Shore!

Jersey Shore comes to Wisconsin! I know the kind of people who'd vote for this guy.

This freak is gonna be elected in a rural district because he’s a Republican. These people don’t believe anything.

Why do I suddenly feel bad for Trevor Noah?

Bro what the everlovin' fck?

Duff McEatin ?

Everyone is making fun of his eyebrows, and for good reason, but what the fuck is with his hair?

who's destroying his eyebrows...

He & Duffy’s daughter are going to have some issues. Like running out of eyebrow pencil.

What’s with the Frankenhead?

He looks like the villain in a early 2000s teen romance flick.

I don't have a gaydar but something is sending me signals 🤔 Not that there's anything wrong with that....just saying.

Make a human out of clay but fuck it up a bit so you’re not sure it’s human

Don't tell Faux Snooze, but those look like gender-affirming eyebrows.

What’s the name of the animal on his head?

If chode was a human being

That hairdo alone should be disqualifying

Definitely *not* a goal anyone should strive for.

He’s almost as ugly!

Is Mike old enough to buy beer?

God I hate AI

He needs to fire his stylist yesterday! Typical trust-fund douche bro look.

😂

😉

I mean, I usually don’t comment on appearance, but those brows

🎵 I'll wear a porcupine on my head On a W-H-I-M 🎵

Clearly a Mountain Dew powered campaign

Which 90s Image Comics villain is this

Worse than I thought.

Does he know he has a woodland creature nesting on his head?

WTH is that?!

But he did his own eyebrows, ohhhhhhh

Those are some dead, soulless eyes.

Isn’t the GOP the anti-LGBTQ party?

Maganaldo

Ewww!

Did he put those eyebrows on with shoe polish? His face is as tight as a cat's butthole

He definitely gets them waxed.

The first Mii to win a major party primary for high office

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Those eyebrows! Great feminine energy!

I guess we can put this in the Win column.

Is he wearing a tribble on his head? Oh the trouble with tribbles; stop them before they multiply.

Are his brows predicting a hurricane?

What is going on there?

These people are not serious about anything

How you doin’

Dear God, is he an alien or something? Lizard person? Not human, anyway!

Needs to do some of that face smashy looksmaxxing

this guy is in an eighties synth cover band, right? right?

Jared Leto in disguise?

Oh my. I rarely have anything to say about someone's appearance, but that's quite a...choice.

Looks like he’s perpetually bracing for a punch to the face. Guess that’s life when you choose to hang out with that crowd

She wore it better.

Dear god, Trump is right. They're "transing" the Transportation Sec's kid! 😜

Latinos for Trumper

Former KSKA volunteer here. It was ages ago.

It’s the human embodiment of the wiener mobile.

Uncanny Valley for Congress 2026

His Mom does his brows.

…with your feet.

This clown needs to be on Big Brother - not Congress.

Why does his head loss its texture once you get to the forehead? Also… is that his smile? It’s almost as bad as the flame carrier himself.

That’s gonna kill me! That’s real! that lives with us on Earth!

That .. has to be a botched skin suit worn by some weird monster, right?

It stays in the family.

He clearly has n9 gay friends...cough.

AI is bad but not that bad.

Is there a Trey Gowdy position in the GOP that must be filled so the curse that keeps them in power remains functional? @radiofreetom.bsky.social

What is happening? Can someone explain?

Drag queen eyebrows are 🔥

I know, right ?!? What’s with the cartoon eyebrows ?

😂😂😂😂😂

Does he live in the state??? Just asking

It just gets worse the longer I look at it.

Monster Factory

Maga's love of AI has gone too far with this one

He did this to himself!

He needs to find a new brow girl. The one he has doesn't like him very much. Same for his barber.

if you say so, PB -

To quote Mallrats: "He looks like a date r*pist!!!"

Those are drag queen eyebrows!

Another nepo baby-in-law. Oh goody.

No zero sliders!

Tell me he isn't hiding in the closet ..