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How very convenient for the suicide note to come out now. I'm sure this is totally legit LOL.

Isn’t she still illegal?

I want to know who found the combination to Bill Barr's oubliette where this, and other, 'special' Epstein files were stored.

I mean, the letter isn't legible, has misspellings and bad grammar. Fits with what the emails looked like

Who in the right mind would?

Possible...

The release of this obviously not fake, very real letter means some 💩 gonna hit the fan that needs deodorizing.

More on the phrase "bust out crying" here bsky.app/profile/chri...

I call BULLSHIT!

Is there a transcription of that chicken scratch?

The Epstein suicide note looks like it was written by a toddler. And by ‘toddler,’ I mean Donald Trump.

“Thank you for your attention! JEP”

So what. Release the files and let us decide.

That's a suicide note?

This has to be some of the most dogshit handwriting I have ever seen

Then get a life

Ah, "bust" makes more sense than "puss"

Just like deciphering I guess. I'm kind of a puzzle nerd.

Maybe read a book or go for a walk

Because the handwriting is atrocious and no one wants their brain idly trying to figure out what those words are for the next few days when someone else can help you with it now so you can flush the now completed sentence into unnecessary memory instead of having it linger.

Is the ink still wet??

So, there are at least two reasons they were friends?

Everyone's trying to decipher the handwriting. I'm pretty sure what it says is: "Donald Trump was a fellow child rapist and should be impeached, charged, and imprisoned. Everyone involved must be held accountable for their heinous crimes"

Maybe that's why they were friends

😂😂

It does, but I feel like if Trump wrote it, he couldn't resist referencing himself. "Can't believe Trump CAUGHT ME! The only one who ever said no to the girls! A man that squeaky clean deserves a BALL ROOM!"

Didn't even have to write it himself, but to dictate.

🎯

Did Donald Trump write this?

he could note that there. in the alt text

If the original is unintelligible that makes the alt text that much more important.

The fuck does it even say? His handwriting is even more unintelligible than his texts.

Was this guy barely literate?

Yeah, I’m sure it’s totally legit.

45/47 stench all over it, like an ill fitting suit.

Agree - and I teach high school

He must have been taught how to write by all the children on his island.

Watcha want me to do- Borat cryin!?

Sure doesn’t seem far fetched.

The "No Fun. Not worth it." Is a trumpism for sure.

Def sounds like his tweets 😩🤪

Sounds like trump wrote it.

He could have easily lived a comfy life in prison, Maxwell is proof of that. Or hell, he could have probably gotten a pardon (hopefully Maxwell wont be proof of that). This was not a guy that felt shame or remorse for what he did, the note proves that at least. He died to cover up crimes.

Epstein’s fingerprints & DNA are either on it or not. If not, it’s bogus & evidence of a crime. Alternately, if so we can’t necessarily draw a conclusion. They could have planted evidence of either or both. Nothing this WH (doj & fbi) says can be trusted. This is our reality w/this GOP in power.

I didn't know he was a doctor.

it's just as likely it was a first draft for a novel

You made me read it again. Yeah, the No Fun. No Worth It part. Curiouser and Curiouser. Crazy my mind thinks he would do this.

“Choose one’s time” imo. No clue on the other one

wow he writes exactly like trump, that's so... expected

This does not sound like a suicide note.

We need Melania to read this out loud to make it even more unintelligible.

First off that would not even classify in any investigation to considered a real suicide note. It sounds like the writings of someone drunk or high off their ass. Reminds me of how Manson talked in the 90’s in a jail think he did.

Reading again I think it’s more likely “bust” out crying

As a HS music teacher used to mostly reading professionally printed music I appreciate the help thank you!

There’s something about how he has the grammar and handwriting abilities of a 3rd grader about to be held back

I call bullshit.

Excellent question

I was expecting it to end with “thank you for your attention to this matter”

That’s exactly what those Truth Social posts would look like if handwritten

What did it post?

Even if he was going to end himself, someone got to him before he could. So, even if this is real, there's still a cover-up of the Esptein files.

the " NO FUN" sounds like something Trump would write 😏 super fishy

This reads exactly like a two am trump tweet

... thank you for your attention to this Matter

His former cellmate was a cop? He had a cellmate? A cellmate he previously accused of attacking him? This cellmate found this note? And kept it a secret all these years? Really?

How many years has this dude been dead, and we are supposed to believe they JUST found his “note”? 🙄

Handwriting analysis and comparison to trump insiders.

Reminds me of this: media.npr.org/assets/img/2...

Sure Jan

They investigated me for month. FOUND NOTHING. It was a perfect phone call.

It's "Investigated". "They investigated me for a month. Found nothing" just reminded me of Trump's cadence. Two pedo peas in a pod.

Same…honestly, there’s a good chunk I still can’t decipher.

Don't they have other hand written Epstein samples to compare for authenticity

Thank you. That handwriting is atrocious

You’re sure Trump didn’t write this? Same written voice, same inflections, same grammar and punctuation. Could’ve fooled me

FIVE DOLLARS GETOUTAHERE

Striking how Trumpian the phrasing is. Those two spent a *lot* of time together, enough to pick up each other's mannerisms

How does this note even say anything about killing himself?

Tartaglione is a pimp

the "alleged" is much appreciated

decoherence.media/we-identifie...

This is a hoax. Here’s the real note. bsky.app/profile/papa...

This reads uncannily like a Trump Truth Social post

Who wrote it?

Yeah Trump wrote this.

Why is the diction exactly the same as the President's?

Thank you!

Can anyone decipher?

Straining my ability to read.

...no fucking way that's real

Watcha want me to do -- Borat crying!!

This is literally Trump's speech pattern... Probably dictated to one of his Patel or Hegseth by the penmanship.

I wonder who really wrote this.

About as legible as a doctor’s prescription

Shit is so bad that Epstein stuff is actually being dropped to distract from Iran and how shitty our economy is. It's beyond "Epstein Bad".

Doesn't make any sense. He thinks he's innocent, yet rather than go to trial he kills himself after just 34 days. This reason doesn't match that act.

Ha ha haha ha! Cool note!