i'm just patrick, deep down

them: what kind of bike is it? me: it's a Merach them: so you call it.. me: carl spackler us: yes

LA-area folks who support reproductive rights, here’s a great way to do it! Shop at LAGRH’s holiday boutique on 11/7! Tackle all your gifting needs, stock up on baked goods, and pick up an emotional support chicken or two.

I don't think you could look anymore serious if you were trying to catch a human baby

30 years ago Geena Davis coined her famous catchphrase

Hey quick question what are these: 123456789

k flay would never

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

“Flávio has given up,” a Bolsonaro family adviser told The Washington Post. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week, and that he may have a long prison term ahead”

i think. like ok if i ever fucked up so bad my eighth grade teacher posted up on a street corner to literally picket my behavior. i mean i would simply kill myself like that’s all there is to it

6 months from now: Palmer Luckey announces the Warhound project has pivoted to breeding dogs he will only refer to as Belgian Malfoids

"being afraid of utah" is a level of whiteness even my white ass can't understand

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

Picture it. Los Angeles, 2003. (1/32 yeah it’s long just go with it)

I looked up this writer's other columns and it seems like she's really good at finding men who belong in the plastic Magneto prison

jesus christ

The Minnesota Vikings have won all their games. Additionally, they have lost none of their games. All 31 other teams in the NFL have lost at least one of their games. However, we still must ask: Are the Minnesota Vikings good at football?

hunter s. thompson showed up at all of these places and would say "the parties are fancy and it is a mask for monsters" and these people can't stop praising the fine cheeses on offer

"I really should have brought some water" is my darkest laugh of 2026

I don't know that there is a definitive line to cross that makes you say, "I live in a police state now" but when masked gunmen can routinely brutalize the public, citizen or immigrant alike, with impunity, you have reached that point.

Disclosure Day (2026)

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

I have a theory that all "Great Men" of history can be sorted into either "and the device shows me boobs?" or "the moon in the fucking sky?" Lenin, Trotsky, Adam Smith, and George Washington are all "went to the moon?" Ben Franklin, Hamilton, Socrates, and Bakunin are instances of "shows me boobs?"

FDR is "Moon in the fucking sky?" Churchill is "shows me boobs?" Caesar is "boobs" while Augustus is "moon." Robespierre and Napoleon are "moon," Lafayette and Simon Bolivar are "boobs." Despite her strong spiritual connection to the moon, Cleopatra is "boobs."

The news from Brazil and Serbia are great and show that you don't defeat the far right by copying it or trying to appeal to their supporters You do it by being uncompromising, showing the danger they pose and offering something different to the many crises people suffer from

never been more proud of a photo i’ve taken tbh

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

What a heartbreaking read documentedny.com/2026/10/23/d...

what does your granddaughter want adam does she even give a shit

If I resubscribe will you start crediting the independent journalists whose work you steal

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lmao at Bill Maher getting the Rosie burn notice treatment from president showbiz. He worked so hard for this

Thirty years ago I was on a high-volume high-aggro mailing list, and when someone lost it like this the tradition was for someone to take the text of the message, alphabetize it, paste it into a reply, and say “these words didn’t appear to be in any particular order so I alphabetized them for you”

FUCK YOU BUTKER