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This could DEFINITELY happen!

Nah man, you gotta own that costume. Barge into the bosses' office and declare your right to rule. If you're going to get kicked out, then at least force security to lift a finger.

My cat, Nisse, died 1985.

He likes to hang out at the Maul. 😁

I had on a Santa hat the day I got laid off.

They should've just cut his pay by half. 😏

You were misled. It's an ice agent moving into his office on the 1st day of work. Didn't get his ar-15 yet.

Bet the skeleton was... Rattled

😂

Who was at fault?

Just one clown for a whole car?

The clown said he looked over into the lane and saw nobody next to him.

Skeleton was ready to fight until a second clown climbed out, and then a third, and then...

canonically the BEST costume to wear. company will be calling him back in any day now screenrant.com/star-wars-da...

This gave me full 1 minute laugh out loud

Dang you, Amazon 😂

That’s very shady behaviour.

There should be a national database of stories like this so we can know who not to give our business to.

The other guy bought a pot luck dish and got laid off too

At least he can go off on his own two feet... Oh wait

It’s Friday and the end of the month. This is for sure happening today.

Hehe. Trump Krasnov no lawsoon Trumputler Putin extrajudicial killer insurrectionist traitor crook with dementia, narcissistic personality disorder is on the Epstein list pc93.substack.com/p/trump-kras...

If I knew I was getting laid off I'd wear a costume even if it wasn't Halloween. Go ahead, tell Wonder Woman she's not coming back tomorrow.

This was an office joke.

OUCH!

Mal has yet another career cut short.

I think the costume is appropriate for getting laid off.

Darth, your performance has been disappointing

figured that was Required Attire for HR

What an incredible reply, you had this on lock. Clone Wars Season 7 represent!

Or "Why Redundancy is the Real Phantom Menace"

Dressed for the job he got

New fear unlocked

Well that’s my quota for killed joy for the week.

darth haul (your personal belongings in a box 😢)

Did he get laid off for wearing a costume?

Well. It is day 31 of the Federal Shitdown…

Happy Halloween 🎃

I found out on Christmas Eve my part time hours were going to be cut. The hours were eventually restored, but I quit soon after because who would want to work there? That was just before Covid hit.🤷🏼‍♀️😩😄

Darth Pink Slip.

Maybe that’s why he was laid off

This is sad. ☹️

Wear your disgruntled employee costume every day just in case.

What if he dressed as a big fat man wearing orange makeup and a diaper. Oh, that’s not a costume!!

Classic

😞

you're supposed to release satire, mr onion

Lmao rn

First layoff feels horrible fam. Its a mix of relief and terror

Laid off* 🙂‍↔️ Head empty today, like a jack-o-lantern

I can totally relate! I got laid off a few 4 months ago myself. It was jarring and a toxic af workplace but it still left me conflicted. It's awful! Hoping you land on your feet girl! <3

#AllTheCoolGirlsGetFired a.co/d/dWPFl6w

I got laid off the day after my dad's funeral, lol

@desertvol.bsky.social

♫ The Darth Maul dude I liked the most ran into HR, and now he's toast ♫

There have been a Dᵉarth of layoffs lately

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Maybe if you don’t dress up like JD Vance you won’t get sacked

👏 👏 👏

It’s a bitch

Well that's a fair point.

I'm not familiar with her work, but thanks! 😁

I seem to recall the British Office making exactly this joke.

Very sad

😂

This is probably unnecessarily dark, but the Dec 6 1989 massacre at L’École Polytechnique happened down the street from the National Theatre School, and when class was halted to tell us, we stood there in our red clown noses.

Republican donors pay MAGA big $ 'We want this and that' Republicans bow to that money They call it 'Working for God and Country' Republican Conservatives Shut everything down, 'we will fix it' ! NO DEALS! 70% of America is angry 42 million hungry people A country close to revolt 'whoopsie' 😁

Awkward. . .

RELEASE THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES NOW Fdt terrorism Fdt terrorists Fdt terrorist scotus and judges and ag’s Fdt terrorist military Fdt terrorist federal agencies All their jobs is to protect Americans they’ve failed miserably They pledged allegiance to a terrorist

Clean out desk, leave straight to bar, you are ready to face the day.

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Is that Darth Porter, the former Attorney General?

Eh fuck this shit. The corporate uniform is a way of shifting blame from systemic abusers to the victims. Bob didn't get ahead because he just couldn't be bothered to wear a suit. It is never: We fired Bob because he could not afford to buy a fitted suit with what we paid him.

Work-based organised fun. *shudders*

Did a 3 year old make this?

They're lucky that he didn't pull out his light-saber, and go ham on their capitalist asses!

Oof. Real.

And his managers parting words were, “And at last we had our revenge”

brutal

🙁

Its not Halloween until this gem is posted.

This story gonna hit hard for someone today! Lol

This reminds me of the article about the office ninja getting fired. Your best work ever.

♪ Here you go create another fable, you wanted to! Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to! Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to! Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to! ♪

Nor would this one

That SpongeBob meme would come in handy right about now

😂

Or, he would have worn a Postal employee uniform…….,

Daaaamn. I’m laughing and feel awful at the same time. 😆

Does he feel cut in half?

I can't like this. it's too real and painful. /cries

Whoa, it’s Stephen Miller.

I sense a disturbance in the force.

This happened to me. I got a P45 while wearing a pair of plus fours.

Too soon

2026 followup: Woman Would Have Worn Costume To Work For The Past Year If She'd Known She'd Get Laid Off

I worked at a giant Aerospace manufacturer once, that had a Company wide lay off, when Seawolf got canceled, 1500 ppl..and after the ancmt, walking out the door, the V-CEO stopped me and said "except for You, You still have work to do"..Just me, my Supr, and a Security Guard, evydy, FOR +6 WEEKS.

PAM: Why did you put it off until Halloween? MICHAEL: Because it's very scary stuff.

I shouldn’t laugh it’s not funny

I honestly think it's by satire now. What have the Romans ever done for us? It's literally fascism round about you yet you managed a flat cap giggle!

At least he got laid.

They said, dress for the job you want. So here i am at an HR meeting dressed as Batman.

🎯

When you wished you’d dressed up as an axe murderer.

That made me laugh out loud. 😂

Surprise the company didn’t have HR dress up like Obi-Wan Kenobi and cut him in half. 🤷‍♂️

Every employee who’s been DOGE’d should show up in this costume.

This one hits too close to home