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Yes, and the Revolutionary War Airports we valiantly used to defeat the British!

The ships will be coal powered.

Last world war anyway.

Probably all about wealth transfer, not actual performance. The Russian way

"We will make new kinds of planes. Like the world has never seen. Powerful planes with guns. I call them fighter planes. They'll fight each other in the sky. Like dogs."

"Battleships."

In a press conference given from his bathtub, the President displayed several models of his envisioned warships to an eager press corps.

Something else to name after himself

Jason and the Argonauts

Space Battleship Yamato?

I hope nobody sinks it...

Why gold?

I hate his fucking gold obsession. Fucking king midas of shit.

How will this bring down the cost of groceries?

What’s the name of that game with the boats in the water, and you guess grid coordinates to sink the boat? You just sunk my __________.

Can anyone check the TV listings and see if Battleship was on last night?

This is as dumb as his “groceries” bit.

Trump's got an answer to that: he's going to tell the Navy to make sure our battleship and aircraft carrier are placed so one end hangs off our board, where our opponent can't target them.

Yeah, the best way to read this is republicans wants to support domestic arms manufactoring and does it this way in place of an actual industrial policy

Anything flying in the air is technically a missile.

shhh you’re blowing the upsell

Russia's biggest baddest naval ship was taken out by a conventional missile attack, combined with a frankly criminal lack of maintenance. Most of their defense systems weren't even working at the time!

Ask Ukraine...

the black sea is definitely congruent to the um pacific ocean and you definitely didn’t just make up those figures

Its always surprising to me how many westerners just think the chinese are gonna sit around not thinking of ways to defeat us www.google.com/amp/s/amp.sc...

So, all ballistic missiles (more or less) are hypersonic on reentry, but most have to slow down to maneuver towards a target. Most Chinese ASBMs are like this, and they aren't much different from cruise missiles. They have *a few* BMs that can maneuver while hypersonic, but they are hugely expensive

you know what it’s true I’ve literally never heard of a hypersonic missile really gets the noggin joggin, but Scary 🤔 😱 💀

These are $20,000,000 a piece, not $100,000.

Our first decisive naval engagement with China is going to end with an entire US carrier group on the Pacific Sea floor and our political class will go permanently insane in ways that will make the post-9/11 hysteria look calm and reasonable.

Big Beautiful ships with lots of fancy decoration them dipped in Gold and the word TRUMP painted in giant letters on the side so they are giant targets for the enemy.

Re-reading this I think I should be glad that my brain did not stop at Golden Fleets. Because Golden Fleets (enemas) might well fit with the reported stories of his penchant for golden water sports? 🤔 Bad Covid Brain! Bad!

How very 1912 of him.

I didn't agree for my tax dollars to spent on BATTLESHIPS! DOESN'T THIS REQUIRE CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL!

Ryan Szimanski is going to sigh a lot in the video for this...

Wall Street Journal, stenographers for power If I worked as a journo and churned out work like this I would take a Budd Dwyer bag lunch to work.

Always need check twice if you read the wsj or the onion these days.

Is he saying that he invented that word, too?

President Trump announces underwear will be worn on the outside.

HA HA HA - HIROHITO LAUGHS FROM THE GRAVE

More targets that can be taken out by new weaponry (hypersonic/drones). The pro-Putinist 5th Column President stiff-arms EU/NATO allies allowing Russia to run over Ukraine and and beyond, while a "Golden Toilet Fleet" serves the Trump-Hegseth chest-thump? Hope military INTEL is awake (uh "woke").

So--the pro-Putinist 5th Column President is planning new battleships that will harass Latin American countries while stiff-arming EU/NATO allies allowing Russia to run over Ukraine and beyond? Gold toilets for the Admirals and expanded decks for Hegseth to demonstrate push ups? Just wondering....

Because if there’s one lesson that recent wars have taught us, it’s that big, slow, bulky equipment is the future of warfare

Battleships are just targets, slow moving targets out in the open. That’s not the future of warfare.

Hey @wsj.com, you misspelled "Fleece"

Fortunately, he'll be long dead before his vision affects new ships.

He’s only saying it because they were playing it at the dementia home.

They'll probably end up underwater, just like his poll ratings.

You guys sound like idiots when you just repeat the gibberish this syphilitic dementia patient says.

Let’s make obsolete warships, but bigger (and golden!)

Because battleships are critical to naval superiority in 2025.

Little dick, big boat.

Exactly.

Let’s not kid ourselves; this is a toddler playing with his toy “battleships”. As Tillerson once said, “[Trump] is an f**king moron”.

Friggin moron.

Demented psychopath.

he further announced the ship will be equipped with stealth technology that allows it to be situated diagonally

China has 10 torpedo drones for every ship he builds.

Bigger and bigger targets to hit.

With what money?

The moment our favorite president made this decision

Rebranding america into the trump org brand. Just the beginning…however the orange stain will linger longer and stronger over America’s future.

In the near future these naval behemoths will easily be overwhelmed by massive air and sea drone swarms under AI influence. What a waste of money and life.

Felontrump cannot believe that a country lead by a democratically elected guy who doesn't value suits could possibly defeat an autocracy controlled by a guy in a suit. So there is nothing to learn from them.

Chinese PLA troll Trump by announcing its own 'battleship program'.

Covfefe Class battleships!!!

Don Jr’s company is going to build them for a small price.

USS Boondoggle (ASS-1) billions of dollars wasted on a pointless mission to satiate the ego of a mentally unstable narcissist. Countless resources expended on a ship project which will never have a keel laid. Congress needs kill this delusional vanity project while it’s still on the drawing boards.

I call them drone targets. What a stupid idea.

On the plus side, it doesn't corrode, so no painting or polishing.

This is sure to piss off the Brits...

Golden uniforms.

Steam powered!

This could be an upgrade from Galleons!!!

Instead of ‘Dreadnought’ they will be called ‘Thinknought’.

I'm convinced his ideas come from whatever was on fox that morning or whatever he heard the night before. So, was he Xmas shopping on Temu or watching a movie over hamberders?

He's gonna spray paint them gold isn't he.

So he's senile? What is this?

And Trump just sent Jeff Landry, who said it was an “honor to serve you (Trump) in this volunteer position to make Greenland a part of the U.S.” In case there was any doubt about the plan.

Get the Chinese to build it, I dare you.

Shipyards, keen to avoid being stuffed on the contract or sanctioned for refusing to bid are considering sponsoring penis enhancement for the Emperor.

Grandpa needs to go to the home.

Why is no one calling for Johnson to be Expelled per the Constitution ? ArtI.S5.C2.2.4 Misconduct That Occurred in Office constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay...

Lol, not shiny or “steamy” enough..

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King Midas wants a Golden Fleet?

“Golden” is a poor choice of words. #PeeTape #DonaldTrump

Hell, why not go for a first-rate ship of the line? Sounds cool, right?

Next: Triremes, caravelles and monitors.

Why doesn’t he announce a new type of flying ship and call it an airplane?

No healthcare tho I can’t help but notice

The Golden Fleece

I love how we’re gonna have an armed forces that’s all about Trump’s and Kegseth’s egos.

Little script I wrote as to why that’s probably not exactly 21st Century thinking: youtu.be/z_wOtA--yPw?...

Seems fitting. Its paid for by taxpayers' Golden Shower...

Hope there’s enough room for provisions, or what he likes to call “groceries.”

He's a moron, with advancing dementia.

Not happening. Not a thing. Stop reporting on a dementia ridden old man's nonsensical ramblings.

Are his super successful tariffs going to pay for them too?

Swell, he just remembered the Maine

#andsoitbegins Guess he’s watched Battleship this month. Can’t wait until he sees Toy Soldiers & decides miniature troops are the next “great innovation” for the military His cognitive decline is clearly sliding into outright delusion. MAGA fanatics will call it inspirational & proof he’s a genius

Kaiser Wilhelm-ass administration

Necessary to support the landings at Playa Grande when we invade Venezuela.

SDE

Trump’s “golden fleet” might be similar to his golden Oval Office. One has to wonder what these battleships might look like?

...und wieder siegt die Dummheit.

Can't wait for him to bring back biplanes

He watched this movie last night didn't he?

They better not actually be GOLD!

Golden Fleet = Golden Showers

Only around 30% (magats) believed that.

I’m stupid-haven’t we had “Battleships “ for like forever 🤷‍♀️not in the mood to rrad the story, sorry but busy busy busy