Public Universal Misanthrope

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I will never never ever ever understand why "using reference is ChEaTinG" became a discourse. (And still is?) What do you hobbyless muppets think happens in art school?

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome

Jessica CHRIST put the bong AWAY

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons. "This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever." commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...

This 🧵 is (a) god tier commitment to the bit and (b) oh so adaptable to other realms of study

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

Your daily reminder that the Alberta separatist candy bar consists of a micro-thin saccharine coating over a hard, bitter centre of hate and violent racism.

My favorite part of this is the inclusion of a normal horse, as if we couldn’t tell that the other one is NOT normal.

Somebody get the Etsy witches on the line tout de fuckin suite because TOMORROW better be some GOOD news or so help me

again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

"...Proper fucked?"

I don't know how to put this precisely but some of you need to never speak to me again

Shop at places with signboards like this instead

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

rip 😔

Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?

To skip the line, decline to resign, and vote no to the nine, order your mail-in ballot today: specialballot.elections.ab.ca/(S(ok313kmry...

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.

new cryptid just dropped

Making a home

My favorite sign during a protest

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

There's a chance that Backrooms the motion picture has completely rewired my brain. This is probably fine.

Found my roller derby name 🙌

A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT FROG.” A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says. The frog is sweating.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong