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If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.

Somebody should do something to that guy

Sky Daddy was non-fiction

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

Somebody has to get it done.

People who call the polio vaccine a "fraud" are not "skeptics" toward vaccines, they are people with fixed views toward vaccines! (The name for that fixed view is "denial.")

Le send Bluesky employees to a concentration camp. <—This is fine to say and maybe should be said more and more

every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy

This bitch is busted on god

we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit

one thing that is really frustrating about our discourse right now is that we’re just not talking about hasan piker enough

Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training

Me at 28: mwah..this latest news is rather redolent of Umberto Eco's 'Ur-Fascism' which I was just reading Me at 38: Dawn Powerwash changing my life in the kitchen fr 🙌

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Hey man, it’d be cool if we oriented our entire national strategy around me never having to hear this piece of shit talk ever again

No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...

Lindsey Graham has died. He was survived by no-one; his life had no meaning. He was 71.

you should mourn them and theirs in the way that they would mourn you and yours

Eric Mancow Mueller must have dialed up Lindsey right after that then

I hope he takes as many helicopter tours as he possibly can

instead of forming a coherent and principled political ideology a lot of people prefer to fall in love with some guy

Mitch ain’t coming home

Fuck you Peter Thiel

You're not supposed to say this, but conservatives hate HPV vaccines because they think that removing the risk of cervical cancer from sex incentives women to be sluts. It's been a Christian thing since way before RFK Jr. was around, everybody knows what it's about, but you have to pretend not to.

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

Playing on their turf never ever wins, not morally, not politically. Here's a response: "this is a wedge issue targeting kids, getting into their doctors' decisions. Next, they'll come for your hysterectomy, your vasectomy. And it's because they can't talk about the economy." Say Fuck You back

@cbsnews.com don’t forget to milk Bari. She gets ornery and likes to justify state violence when her udders are full!

A lively discussion on purchasing an iPhone for a daughter, chopped and screwed interspersed with some unintelligible yeti man named muff-eater

I’m a dumb shithead

@tigers.bsky.social you guys are a bunch of bums

They having a mid off

It’s the prices stupid

Interesting long read from @jburnmurdoch.ft.com making the case that declining birth rates are particularly tied up with the rise of smartphones and therefore fewer people in relationships, which in turn leads to fewer kids www.ft.com/content/fba3...

the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

every single transportation conversation ever