Cliff

Cliff

@cliff.leaninto.it

Dipshit programmer with a hobby farm

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Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

One question ive always had about Hereditary: who tf is buying this lady's enormous trauma dollhouse? Got the gallery blowing up her phone and everything

Told him that the Sunday morning discourse is whether the cheesecake factory is working class and this is all I get back

Videodrome is still a great movie but Jesus christ is it quaint to be scared by a VHS snuff film in 2026

First job out of college was some nonsense webapp that they ported from php to Java not by rewriting but by building a Java based PHP engine. Instead of cordoning that and migrating to a proper MVC framework they instead used PHP as the view layer, with a hash table as the model.

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That credit card company was also fun because they had a directory of several thousand "landing pages" all managed by a single design guy whos whole process was just copy the latest and make some changes. Sourdough starter of HTML deeply coupled to the database schema.

Anyways this is why I can only laugh when I hear someone say "agents cant write production code" or "every line must be human reviewed". Yeah sure man that's been working out great so far.

First job out of college was some nonsense webapp that they ported from php to Java not by rewriting but by building a Java based PHP engine. Instead of cordoning that and migrating to a proper MVC framework they instead used PHP as the view layer, with a hash table as the model.

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Credit card bank that logged unredacted credit applications with full PII because it was otherwise too difficult to debug production. They also never ran their test suite because the mainframe provider charged per transaction for the test instance.

Home lender who bought the source code of a vendors refi platform only to find out they did not buy the database. We reverse engineered that hunk of shit for over a year. Vendor had a classic "broken back button" issue that they fixed by providing a patched version of IE with back button disabled.

Odin knocked down this wall in his barn (breeding season nonsense) so now imma try not to die while reinstalling it with a come along

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no offends because i know some of you follow me but in my experience running programs like this security professionals are extremely tone deaf when it comes to trying to trick people into clicking

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Adrenochrome supplies must've dried up because all the big time actors are floating their old as fuck look

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

First look at Dwayne Johnson as the Chicken Man in Benny Safdie's ‘LIZARD MUSIC’. The film follows a young boy who finds a secret late-night broadcast of lizards playing otherworldly music that opens a hidden door to the whimsical Chicken Man.

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at least one person has become a millionaire by robbing a darknet drug market via a php vulnerability today, and i think that's beautiful

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A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators.

Welcome to your new team! You've been paired with two on-boarding buddies. One is a software engineer who only lies. And the other only tells the truth. Well, good luck!

Just saw a post on reddit that started with "as a 60 year old gamer," and I took a couple points of psychic damage

Got a new game controller and its got too damn many buttons, one of which maps to the steam overlay. Bitch I never want to see the steam overlay

Real estate is like episodes of beavis and butthead: they aren't making new ones nearly as quick as they used to.

Interesting that kubernetes got invented before LLMs because from everything I can see it was never meant to be used by humans